Ronaldo
>Icon
>Leader
>Euro Winner
>Multilingual
>Model
>Family man
>Humanitarian
>6'2
>loved by his teammates
>Messi
>Autist
>Selfish
>Only known for World Cup loss
>Only know one language
>Looks like an ugly rat
>Constantly cheats on his wife
>supports Jews
>manlet
>ditched by his teammates
>the anhilator of apoel
You forgot the part where messi had to accept bribes to play for his country then missed a title winning penalty
YOU
I really liked his celebration today vs Malaga
Can anyone post it?
Euro winner? more like euro wiener. probably micro haha
>average messi fan
>>Only known for World Cup loss
World Cup losses*
people call you the bad guys of the world cup but then I remember moments like this and I realize that you really can only be the good guys
she isn't even that hot
>family man
>pays women he found on the internet to implant his sperm into their uterus via turkey baster, incubate his seed and then accept 10 million euros to vaginally express a mini tsuum and sign a contract relinquishing any claim to their own child so he can raise it in his own weird, waxed, oiled, football-michael-jackson image.
>family man
YOU NEED TO TAKE THE tsuPILL AND REMOVE women FROM YOUR LIFE
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>All the pro-Ronaldo threads are made by amerifats or leafs
It's just one leaf getting too close to the border some days and using an american IP, since the only worthwhile Canadian cities are on US borders
the ronaldo leaf is genuinely terrifying. shanta tier.
ronaldo
>good hairline
messi
>will be ditched by antonella by christmas
lmao you should probably get back on your raft before ICE gets a hold of you because they'll just throw you over the wall into mexico
player i lik
>good
player i don lik
>bad
>antonella
>ditching the little autist indio
HUEHUEHEUHEUEH no way. he's the perfect target for a gold digger. braindead with a lots of money
am more like messi
>wanting to have a relationship with a female
Can you be more beta. Ronaldo is the truest alpha using women for the only thing they’re good for
>american
>fat
>uneducated
>Only know one language
>Only known for World Cup loss
>Selfish
>supports Jews
>compulsive liar
>damage control specialist
>dumb
>hated by the entire planet
>he cant travel across the border FOR FREE for those sweet black friday deals
>saying 'black friday' in his country will cost him his job and jail time
OP, why the fuck do you keep posting that spic on the front page?
You're alright, Leaf.
This Hon Hon Hon? Real fucking ugly.
kill yourself
.t outdated cum dumpster
Ronaldo's always with his family, is very close to his mother and siblings, want to have as many kids as he can, and actually care to be with them. The only missing part here in the equation is the ungrateful, sour compulsive consumerist gold digger who poison her kids mind with her insecurities and paranoia.
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Cool story fag OP
>holding your shirt up for a meaningless game
kek this
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>messi celebrating losing the league
Says the madrista
that
is
the
joke
>people will unironically say this brown greasy fuck is more attractive than Messi
ummm sweetie, ronaldo didnt celebrate when he scored today because he knows that theres work to be done
unlike messhit who took his jersey off thinking he was cool but really he was losing the league and got knocked out of the cl
>people will still say ronaldo is the selfish player