Hey pol neet here

hey pol neet here
i need to get a job as soon as possible or im going to be kicked out of my home.
how do i get a job as soon as possible?

Look for places hiring
Apply
Write a resume if you can

If you have a good build, apply for a construction worker job.
If you are a fag, apply for a call center job.

Fast food places are pretty much always hiring
Walk in with a collared shirt, and clean pants.
Ask to speak with a hiring manager.
If there isn't one available ask when would be a good time to talk to them
Pro tip it's going to be after breakfast rush, and before lunch. So like 10am-ish.
Talk to manager, and tell him you want a job.
Bam you are now a wage slave.

Have a skill, market it, and have people pay you for your services.
>NEET on Sup Forums
Disregard that, blame the Jews and toss an application to McDonald's.

Buy drugs in bulk.

Sell them.

Why are you so stupid?

where do i buy drugs

Get up early
Look presentable
Go to every fast food place and retail store in town
Ask to speak to manager
Ask for job and say you can work any hours

You'll get a job before noon

>where do i buy drugs
Niggers and spics...

Work at the Harbor
get Swole
profit

10 dicks
$10 per suck
That's a hundred big boys right there

how do i know which nigger or spic sells drugs?

monster
indeed
sage

If you can't find drugs you won't be able to sell them.

You ain't walter white, and this ain't breaking bad.

Also, I doubt 'Drug Dealer' will be an acceptable answer when you parents ask if you got a job...

All of them

Go to McDonald's.
Ask about a job.

do you have a car and a clean driving record? do Uber or lyft

Find a temp service and sign up. They'll find you a job, you don't need to do interviews or anything.

That too.

vote Trump

During daytime: Apply in person to wageslave positions that are often hiring.

This includes:
-Fast food ( McDons, Burger king, Carls, Subway, etc )
-Retail/grocery stores/large chains ( Kroger, Home Depot, Best buy, etc. )
-Chain restaurants ( Red lobster, Outback, etc )

During nightime: Make a GOOD resume ( Use google for tips faggot ) and a GOOD cover letter. One that can be edited with different company names "I want to work for __*company you are applying for her*__ because you are the best__*companies business type here*__".

And then apply for EVERY job you know you can do on the internet. Every single one. Send out 30 resumes per night AT LEAST.

This will get you a job in under a week. If it doesn't you are doing something horribly wrong like not showering before interviews and showing up smelling like rotten fish or some stupid shit in which case you deserve to be homeless.

>participate in nigger activities
You're that wigger with a doo-rag riding down the street in his rusty impala blasting nig music aren't you?

That would be my boss..

>Ask to speak to manager
Almost every manager will tell you to apply online through their corporate website

That is also the best way to get your self killed

What do you mean? All of those lowlifes sell drugs.

American dream in 5...4....3....2....1

Go out, start walking, enter every small business you see and ask for a job. Optionally bring along a stack of CVs.

in a drugstore

You don't ask for a job application, you ask to meet the person, tell them you applied online recently and had an interest in working in the company, ask them questions of what a job entails and make friendly banter.

Just make sure your first impression is a good one, crack a joke or two, there are personality types you will never click with, though so never force the issue. Be natural.

What companies do you mean? Like, factories? Call centers? Mom and pop stores?

Go to a military recruiting station near you

>Job, place to live, uniforms, maybe a bonus, job training, and an edamacation when you get out

Takes months to get in, not too mention they're a lot more selective.

This desu

If we didnt fight wars for the global jews, military would be the best option forever

This but also walk into small businesses

Small businesses are not only better places to work but are more likely to give you a job If you walk in and ask for one because the hiring manager is also the person who owns and runs the store and is likely a boomer who reminiscences about the time when he got a job from a good handshake

seems too much of a leap, am i still allowed to play video games sometimes in the military?

Hey, at least you don't have to pay rent a couple months if you choose to stay. Problem solved. Save up and get a better place.

>Be White
>Cover any tattoos, piercings or other "ugly" items that uptight people despise
>Find a button up shirt or any other nice looking clothing you have on hand
>Shave your face and get a nice haircut
>Enter your place of choice (best of luck is fastfood or stores like Target or Walmart) +20 points if you know they are already shortstaffed or have shitty workers
>Find someone looking important or ask one of the underlings to find them for you.
>NEVER ask to speak to a boss directly, this will make you seem desperate
>Ask whoever is in charge of applications to provide you with one. If you get one DO NOT fill it out while in their land. Attach resume (normally guarantees an interview in these kinds of places)
>If they do not have any on hand ask when more will be available. Provide a contact number if you wish. NEVER USE A HOUSE PHONE OTHERS HAVE ACCESS TO. Cellphones are best.
>If applications are online, or you need to print one off yourself thank them for their time and leave to do so.
>NEVER try to bother someone working. The staff WILL shit talk you to the owners 100% of the time.
>If you have printed or received your application DO NOT turn it in the same day. It makes you look desperate.
>ALWAYS attach the resume.
>ALWAYS provide 2 forms of contact information.
>ALWAYS be polite and THANK EVERYONE FOR THEIR TIME.
>IF you receive an interview show up 5 minutes early.
Best of luck.

Hey Sup Forums I'm a skill-less shut in with zero skills. My only accomplishment in life is being one of the first people to defeat the Lich King in the US.
Should I just kill myself now?

hilarious my man, made me XD and everything

So I should kill myself, thanks for the help.

It wouldn't matter, once you defeat the lich king you absorb his powers.
Did you not read the strat guide from Gamestop?

honestly this, you will get hired within the week

Security companies hire anyone. Shift work at a little above minium wage.

Some other guy stole the power before I could loot it.

try to get some night time security job

you get to sit on your ass and shitpost on Sup Forums

depending on your job, you can potentially do it all day.

>Marine Infantry. So much down time.

Temp agency

Does anyone knows what is the best place to study culinary? Schools, academies, apprenticeship, restaruants, pubs. All would do. Europe and Aus/NZ preferably. I'm kind of a dick who likes tasty food and I want to become like based Gordon Ramsey.

Sell your ass around the corner.

this
>get to work at 10
>home by 7
>one day sit around and watch cameras/handle radio calls/fuck around
>next day drive around and check in on businesses during the night to make sure they aren't broken into
>have little kitty cat at home that keeps me company

the only hard part is sleeping when everyone else is getting home from work

Why don't you people look at the market and see what skills are in demand and then get an education to acquire those skills?

Restaurants in general are always hiring.

Long Term Careers =/= Short term jobs. People need money, and they need it fast, so they get low-tier jobs in order to do it.

join the army

>implying the jobs that are in demand now will be in demand in 4 years

Go on a shooting rampage with a nerf gun. Cops will put you out of your misery.

through dick unity

Yes, that's what I'm implying.

This is what student loans are for. Not getting a master in feminist Swahili dance theory, but loaning to be able to earn more in the future.

shill

We have one Jamie Oliver's restaurant in our city, but I don't want to take apprenticeship there or work and live in a fucking Russia.

hah you get actual advice from like 4-5 people and the first thing you do is turn to trying to sell drugs

you could ask Sup Forums on NEET-related issues and tendies, not job-related ones

Send your resume out to every single fucking posting.

Don't sperg out in the interview.

the kitchen

How do I fool the recruiter into thinking I'm not a complete sperg?

I think if you are still good at wow you can try streaming.

Other than that I would recomend going outside, work on your diet and get a job where you need to deal with people. Loke a Starbucks or a Pearl Milk Tea place if you enjoy Asians.

Getting a job is a great way to build confidence and become a semi-functioning part of society.

If any of that is too hard for you, don't make a mess when you kill yourself and do not fuck it up. Surviving a suicide attempt must be really embarrassing, so be sure to plan it out, or just jump infront of a train.

Best of luck friend!

the easy road, gets you to a fast food joint
dealing drugs, collecting handouts!

lol

Any good stories or no?

you don't

they need "noobs" for just about every job you'd have in the civilian world.
theres military equivalent for Everything.
firefighter, police, Laundry, cooks... electricians you name it.

if you score low ASVAB, USMC infantry ;)

Someone needs to thank this annon.

Wal-Mart.
Seriously, for a bit. Just until you find something else.
I'm a highly-skilled worker and I've had to do a two stints at Wal-Mart due to being too proud for unemployment, after declining to reenlist and losing my subsequent job due to Obamacare making the company unprofitable.

thank you for not being a burden
military teaches pride, in this case the honorable kind

Why would you ask this question on a board full of unemployed racist loser who blame the Jewish conspiracy for the fact that their life sucks?

If you apply in person you'll get a job eventually. You have to stand out so doing things a slightly old fashioned way is more likely to have the desired effect. If all you do is fill in online applications you'll just be stuck in a huge queue and won't get anywhere.

I have a shit job because i'm a pathetic mess but I've been offered every job I've ever applied for having either asked in person or written a letter. One being a really good offer that, despite it seeming like a good idea at the time, I regret turning down.

Anyway, write letters and you'll get somewhere. It's hard though, you're putting yourself up to scrutiny of others which is difficult if you have no self confidence like myself. Really have no advice on overcoming that, you just have to somehow.

Most Sup Forumsacks are self-employed, top schools students, business owners, tradesmen, doctors, engineers and productive members of society. Neets are a small fraction.
Mel Gibson named the Jew. Is he a loser?

I am a neet, but im also self employed in that i have other neet friends & we have many online stores that sell virtual goods or services
but ive never worked at a normie job a day in my life
i have zero debt owed to schools or other shit
i knwo you might think that means im not a neet
but i am, i dont interact with people, ive never had any training for anything
everything i learned, i just learned myself from internet documents
i would never be able to get a real job in the normie world, but it doesnt matter because i did things my way
im pretty happy

What kind of good and services? What sort of stores?

I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned ITT, but use craigslist.

I got my first two jobs after dropping out of college through craigslist, and they were both decent jobs.

Look the manager in the eyes
Give him a firm handshake
Unless the manager is a female, then you may have eye raped her and the firm handshake is probably sexual assault

Also
>America
Be a nigger

id rather not talk about them the last thing i need is meddling Sup Forums users hurting my websites
plus im not exactly paying any taxes & theres no "business" paper work
and the people i work with, i met them online, we've never seen each others faces or been together in real life for like, the 9 years i've been working together with them
i will say its very easy user, to setup stores & sell virtual goods/services
as long as you can write basic programs, you can sell license keys & such very easily
license keys for software is a big part of our income

Furry porn probably.

Just apply to a bunch of fast food restaurants, I applied to all the ones within a mile from me when I was looking for a summer job and got hired by McDonalds within a week and a half.

>Fast food places are pretty much always hiring

Depends on the area. I know for certain in parts of the country they won't hire you unless you are a spic.

Go to one of those temp agencies
>inb4 "MUH EVIL TEMP AGENCIES RIPPED ME OFF"

Any money is better than no money

Care to drop a name of the place? I think I'm going to sue them

mexico, just ask some cartel members for free drugs, they are pretty chill

AlphaBay is the best place currently

how do you find cartel members

Security work is easy. I knew a guy who just sat in a office building late at night watching movies. His girlfriend would bring him food and he would fuck her.

The state of California.

>Burger King
>McDonalds
>Jack in the Box
>Carl's Jr.
>Taco Bell

The only place I can think of that isn't so bad is In'n'Out. Oddly it's mostly white. Every other big fast food chain is almost entirely Mexican and they don't speak English until you talk to them.

>Taco Bell
mmmm i dont care what anyone says, they have the best nacho cheese in the world
sometimes i dont order anything else
just a large nachos

asking to speak the hiring manager is a great way to get told to fuck off & go apply online. also possibly to get put on the no hire list for annoying the manager.

how out of touch are you?

>go to murrica a month ago
>at Walmart
>Looking at electronics with a friend
>about to buy some shitty portable laptop tablet
>staff literally don't seem to care
>they ignore you unless you're asking them to purchase the item
>another day I'm looking for a knife sharpener
>ask an employee where they could be
>She doesn't understand me because she's Spanish
LEL

Does this really happen at all American stores?

I can't answer that question. I thought it was common sense to just not bother asking retail slaves anything since they are usually idiots.

...

Might be different in America but it's true that shit doesn't work here. I know because I have to constantly tell people to go apply online because we dont take resumes and the previous manager would just bin them.

turns out when you pay your guys starvation wages with no benefits and treat them like trash, they tend to put in the absolute minimum effort for their job.

this is the kinda shit le far right Sup Forums people are advocating for when they want to abolish minimum wage

It's probably just that I'm so used to being approached by someone while in a store and browsing for items. It just seemed so outlandish that the staff would literally do nothing but wait in their chairs for someone to approach them

It really depends where you're applying. If it's a fast food chain or something that gets lots of applications then going in person won't get you anywhere. In some cases it can work though, either with small independent stores or at times with larger companies. Speaking from recent experience.

Get a spray tan. Stand outside a Home Depot.

I have the same sense of pride but I find myself falling in to routine too easily despite being unfulfilled. Every time I've made a big change I've had to quit before making any significant progress.