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First for >snes

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Why is edmonton actually so bad? HOW?

if digits I get a >rags tatoo

someone make the lightning thread tbqh

>buljus haram

swede get to making the thread.

how do you think mcmeme feels right about now

r u srs

sens have to win out early tonight, i heard melnyk cannot afford to keep the lights on past 6pm

>snes fans

who is the fuckign autist who created another thread?

Post some rags to get post count up and ensure this thread survives

>rags

BOLTS PENS
NOT LATE THIS TIME I THINK

>rags

>rags

GOTCHU THIS TIME GREECEBRO

Just popping in to let you guys know that this is the North Americans ONLY thread. Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway, Czech, Brazil, Australia, Argentina, Belgium and Russia all must make their own thread.

Thank you.

Reread my post and explain why exactly you are retarded
Night night swedebro

Classic >rags

>deep inland, inbred state
>scared of foreigners
shocker

shut up americunt, make your own thread

this thread is inclusive for all europoors

Fuck off.

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debbies wongs

>tfw you don't get mentioned

WOOHOO

who is this semen demon

ooohh,, all the work done by Sweden went to waste!

Swede, should we join this?

Shorks

grease stop doing coke and go to bed

has it ever occured to you that some people just stay up?

Why hockey jerseys are so fuckin expensive?

SABRES @ HASB GAMTHREAD LADS GET IN HERE FOR TONIGHT'S ONLY RELEVANT GAME

>grease stop doing coke and pay debts

Ftfy

because hockey is a true patrician sport, not for broke europoors

>hasb
>saburs
>relevant
Sure thing bud.

some people do, but you do it with the aid of coke, cokey.

Who on /hoc/ actually plays hockey and what is your skill level?

If you're a girl pls don't respond, your skill level is zero and that means you kippers, you're a dickless faggot

Im drunk, about to watch some hokkei after watching handegg all day, and consenting to give out (You)s to quality posts. Hell maybe even some pity (You)s

I played in the CHL

I do not

Played Junior A, now beer league and giving skating classes

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>try to watch panthers stream from lazyman
>the voice is utter crap

Now I'm stuck with listening the shithawks stream.

How about you take those digits and frig off

I hate foreigners too.

What game are you watching lads?

I'm watching

>Saburs @ Hasb
>Tampon Bay @ Shittsburgh
>Crapitals @ Laffs

isles vs snes desu, isles got a sick offense

Are you even allowed to oggle hooters sluts tits anymore in amerikka?

They're not. You're just poor.

I might scratch the laffs game and go with isles, I' m just watching for the memes

buy viaplay you fucking rat

No, apparently not. Americans are supposed to look straight down at the menu and feel ashamed for even thinking of oggling them.

>ceci-phaneuf on the ice
>sens are stuck in their own zone
I hate that episode. Why am I seeing so many reruns of it?

Why would we look anywhere but the menu? Thats where the food options are.

But I don't wanna give money to the NHL.

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

you can buy jerseys for pretty cheap. premier jerseys are under $100, while jerseys with players names are $200

can't afford more episides

TOP FUCKING KEK

America confirmed for biggest KEKS in the world

>have waiters with massive tits and low-cut shirts
>muuuhhhh don't look at them!

Holy shit, the one I went to near Montreal had girls almost asking if you liked their tits, dancing on tables and shit

This has to be bait

About to throw a Jamaican curry chicken turnover in the oven. Wish me luck lads.

You're sitting at home eating dinner with your girlfriend when this guys comes into your kitchen and eats both your meals and takes everything in your refrigerator. What do you do?

?

Looking at tits is the premise of the restaurant.

khl, ahl, nhl

no wonder it went under
>hey look at tits
>but we're a sports bar not a strip club
what a dumb idea

Thank the hungry skeleton for his presence

Am I being baited?
No way a restaurant would put those thots exposing their cleavages and tell you can't look at then

Offer him kippers booty in exchange for all of my food back

nice try kippers

Which team has the fewest Americans on it? Nashville only has four.

Jokes on him, the only thing in my fridge is beer.

>no wonder it went under
It didn't though...

yet* myb

>laffs

New Jersey has the most. Over half of their team is American.

Floyers, oilels, and canucks only have one

idk, but having American goaltending sucks hard

Craig anderson is good he's just getting a tad bit too old

>refpucking against a team that lost its last 5 games
Fuck off Gary.

Andersons good when his dementia doesnt flare up

>having American goaltending sucks ha-

is crosby at it again?

blooters getting dominated desu

>4 shots
Are we back in the MacLean era of snes hockey?

If by at it again you mean putting Publix in its rightful place, yes.

Is it true that there are more away fans than home fans when Rangers plays in New Jersey?

yeah he's sure lead the debbies places, hasn't he?

>laffs

>lorfs
>blots
>leastern division

I kinda miss the Walrus sometimes.

>snes offence without turris

This nigga shits the bed every one out of four games. A better example would be quick or hellebuyck

>ovechkin literally skates around the laffs
nhl.com/video/ovechkins-slick-wrister/t-290987734/c-54991703
incoming 50 goal season desu

Ovenchicken 4 stronk 2bh

Yeah at least he had the excuse that the roster was complete fucking shit

Is Jarry elite?

>quack
>hellebust

>ovenchicken tied with kucherov for goals
>plays on a team that isn't as stacked