I watched Logan, AMA

I watched Logan, AMA

do you like furry porn?

How much nudity is in it? what do they specifically show and when?

How do I get a gf?

Is it capekino?

We see 1 pair of tits. No spoilers but in the beginning Logan is a limo driver and a girl that's part of a Bachelorette party flashes him while he is driving.

I was going to see this with my parents originally because I have no friends but no way I'm sitting through that now. Thanks for the heads up user.

When does this thing called 'life' improve and will I see all my close family members who have recently passed on?

Does he die?

Yes

Is it good?

Was the holocaust a lie?

How does it end

does professor x die?

Really good

>they're doing an IMAX 2d screening at my theater

my dick can hardly wait!

How's the score? If you're familiar with it, did Beltrami reprise anything from The Wolverine?

Who is the villain

No.

Yes

Do you like fish sticks?

It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.

Didn't really take much notice of it to be honest

I would consider Boyd Holbrook's character to be a primary antagonist. Richard E. Grant's character is not as influential. Then there is a tertiary villain that becomes quite a menace to Logan. I will spoil if requested.

Spoil all over me. Spoil in my hair and in my eyes.

wolverines clone (x-24 or something) fucking kills everyone including wolverine and professor x

A new character known as X-24. He is a clone of Logan that was made only for killing. Just an animal, with a lot more vitality than Logan.

I love a ménage á trois. Thanks.

well at least its not daken so they can use him for a potential x-23 movie

So this is "adult" (tits, blood, fuck xD) or really adult?

I lost count at how many times they said fuck
Lots of blood, gore, flying limbs etc
Even the little girl wolverine gets impaled by a harpoon, bretty gud

Really not too bad, they say fuck a lot and the fight scenes are way more graphic

so its a teenager movie

Have you seen Logan?

Any full on penetration with big hairy bushes?

Yeah

Is there a post-credits scene? Or any mention of Deadpool?

There is no post-credits scene! I was shocked

Thats because its made by fox and not marvel

>people want x-men in mcu
>most of the xmen movies are decent

Why should fox ever give up their rights?

was it good...? i want it to be but i;m so worried it'll bomb.

It's really really good. No joke but I really think it deserves a spotlight at the awards next year

Does it have a real ending, or is it one big set up for an X-23 movie

Yes, because grown ups never say fuck. I still wouldn't suggest it in your bible study group, though.

>No joke but I really think it deserves a spotlight at the awards next year

I saw it too. It was good but this is just bullshit.

It's a real ending. After X-24 is defeated and Logan dies, Laura and some other mutant kinds bury him in the forest. But as the other kids walk away, Laura moves the cross to make it an X. And that is the last shot of the movie

What happened to all the mutants? is it explained to what happened to them, or its just lol they died

Some company created some kind of AIDS but instead of targeting homosexuals it targeted mutants and it actually worked.

do you know the actor?

They're about to lose the guy who made the role iconic

Hugh Jackman also plays X-24

>>most of the xmen movies are decent
they're decent, but they're not better than MCU movies. They've had gems, but their average is crap compared to MCU. Plus MCU can crank them out with multiple movies coming out throughout a year, fox puts one out a year.

>Hugh Jackman also plays X-24

Spoil the whole plot please

>Iron Man 2
>Iron Man 3
>Thor: The Dark World
>Hulk

MCU has just as much crap. Sure they make more money but my point is Fox is still making a ton of money from these films. Much more than they would get from making a deal with Marvel Studios.

Will do, give me some time to type it.

>most of the xmen movies are decent
fuck off except for first class and to some degree DOFP they are all shit

>Yes, because grown ups never say fuck. I still wouldn't suggest it in your bible study group, though.
well gore doesnt make something adult/mature. its the themes and thoughts that matter. that user mentioned violence which IMO is a key feature of movies targeted for teenager

Going by critical response and box office numbers, most of them are decent.

the last 6 fox movies over the last 6 years averaged 500mil with a budgets averaging around 140mil. The last 6 mcu movies over the last 5 years cost an average of 210mil and brought in an average of 870mil.

You can call the mcu moves crap, but they pull in a bunch of money. Fox having a cut of that would most likely net them more than what they have been doing.

>Going by critical response and box office numbers, most of them are decent.
same applies for the MCU, only they have higher numbers in both respects.

Holy shit are you saying capeshit is aimed at teenagers? WOAH

do fingers get cut off?

Does Laura have blades coming out of her feet?

This is still more proftiable for fox than letting go of the film rights for x-men.

what was the last movie you watched?

Not op. Yes only 1 tho

So the film starts with Logan asleep in his limousine. He wakes up to find some Mexicans trying to steals his tires. They fight, Logan is shot multiple times (his form is definitely aging) but he still manages to brutally kill them. He drives to a gas station to change and we see that he is a very different man to what we know him as. He has scars all over his body, his wounds take much longer to heal and some don't heal at all which leaves many scars. We then get a montage of Logan working, and we find out that he is raising money to pay for Charles' medicine, along with saving for their dream of buying a boat and being self-sufficient on the ocean. While being the driver at a funeral, a woman named Gabriella approaches Logan, asking him to do a job (she is clearly desperate). After he tells her to fuck off, we see that there is a girl in the backseat of her car. While getting medicine, Logan is confronted by Donald Pierce, who is the head of security for medical giant Transigen. Pierce is aware that Logan has made contact with Gabriella, and asks that if any further contact is made that he is informed. Logan travels south of the Mexican border to the hideout he shares with Caliban and Charles. Caliban is frustrated with the fact that he does not fit into Charles and Logan's bigger picture, along with the fact that he has to take care of the unstable Charles while Logan works. We also see that without meds Charles shows signs of Alzheimer's and cannot control his powers, he gets uncontrollable seizures that paralyses humans and causes great pain to mutants. (PART 2 COMING)

they don't have to let go of the film rights....

yeah, they've shown it in the commercials already.

>Holy shit are you saying capeshit is aimed at teenagers? WOAH
hey slow user, check with which question this discussions started. if you have any questions left just ask im here

>Going by critical response and box office numbers
so you are saying many people like them? i knew already, but thank you

Describe the blood and gore. Is it more blood and limbs flying or do we see guts and entrails?

How epic was the Deadpool cameo?

is Caliban a badass?

Logan is summoned by Gabriella once again through an Uber-type app. He arrives at a motel to find that she is wounded from a gunshot. She offers $20K to Logan to escort the girl to North Dakota, where he can then get another $30K. He accepts the offer as it will help to fund the boat dream. He goes back to the hideout to prepare and comes straight back to find Gabriella dead and the girl missing. Disappointed, he heads back to the hideout to plan out his next moves. Caliban find the girls belongings in the trunk of the limo, and soon after this Pierce arrives. Pierce is frustrated that Logan visited Gabriella and didn't tell him. And just before combat breaks out, the girl knocks out Pierce with a metal pipe. Logan then asks Caliban to dump his body out in the middle of nowhere before he wakes up. Meanwhile Charles reveals that he has been telepathically communicating with the girl, whose name is Laura. Logan does not believe this as he is adamant that there are no new mutants. Back to Caliban, just as he is dumping Pierce, he wakes up and grabs a gun to hold Caliban hostage. And it is revealed that reinforcements are close behind. They return to the hideout and demand they bring out Laura. Logan continues to deny here being there, and after being knocked about a bit Laura comes outside and kicks ass. Logan begins to do the same, and Logan, Charles, and Laura escape. But Pierce still has Caliban. (PART 3 COMING)

why does everyone have suck a huge hangup on Wolverine when he's such a boring and banal character? Why do they feel the need to make a new shitty movie about him every 3 years or so.

More blood and limbs flying.

There was none. I don't think there was even an easter egg.

Not really.

How much nudity? My 10 year old brother loves xmen, want to take him. Language im not concerned about, he knows fuck, bitch, asshole (knows not to say them)

>why do people like what I don't like!!!!
kys. He's a popular character mainly because he's indestructible and has claws. It doesn't matter what you think, people love him and Hugh has done a bang up job portraying him.

man it's nothing deep just a r rated movie

Huge Jackedman is a mediocre actor with a mediocre career behind him. There's nothing particularly likeable about him if you have above average mental capacity. It's just weird, cause he's not cool, he has a stupid haircut and claws on your hands isn't especially fascinating but Hollywood has such a hardon for him. Then again i've passed the point of seeing it as something I can't comprehend. People in general are just so incredibly stupid, boring and retarded. There's literally no other plausible argument.

Laura is in possession of Gabriella's phone, and though extensive video recording she provides a lot of exposition. Gabriella reveals that she was a nurse for Transigen in Mexico City. Her job along with others was to help raise and look after mutant children born from a test tube. Transigen realised that the children were difficult to control. So they devised a new plan to rather create a mutant that could feel no human emotion and could simply follow orders like an animal, this is known as project X-24. So with this new project in mind, Transigen decide to terminate all of the children. But the nurses rebel and decide to help the children escape. With the children disbanded, they agreed to meet at set coordinates in North Dakota (known as Eden) before making their way to Canada. This is now when Gabriella reveals that Laura was made with Logan's DNA. Meanwhile Pierce tortures Caliban into tracking Logan and gang. Some road trippy stuff happens, in hindsight this is not too important as it is just filler to show how they are bonding. (PART 4 COMING)

>powerful mutants having to "buy" a boat
They could literally take whatever fucking boat they want jesus christ

He's a loner who tells people to fuck off and he can actually back it up. People still need him. He's self destructive. He's played by the extremely handsome (no homo) and talented actor Hugh Jackman.

While driving, they almost get into an accident on the highway. They cause a truck carrying some horses to swerve and drive into a ditch, which causes they horse to escape and panic. The team stops to help, Charles uses his powers to calm the horses, and Logan helps to push the truck out. The family that own the truck are grateful, and offer food and a bed for the night in return. Logan is worried that it is not safe to stay the night, but Charles desires some time where they can feel like normal people again. The night is going swimmingly, but while Logan is out helping to fend off some asshole neighbors, X-24 arrives to take Laura and is revealed to be a clone of Logan. He kills Charles and the whole family. When Logan returns they fight but he is clearly outmatched. X-24 is only defeated when the mortally wounded father drives X-24 into a wall. While this is happening, an imprisoned Caliban in a nearby armored car manages to get a hold of some grenades. And attempts murder-suicide to try and kill Pierce, but Pierce survives. Logan grabs Laura and they speed off, with Charles' body in the back. They find a place to bury him near the side of the road. While Logan is having a moment of silence, Laura attempts to comfort him in their first real moment of intimacy. But Logan rejects it and goes into a fit of rage, only to pass out. Logan wakes up to find that Laura had driven him to a doctor, who tells Logan that his anamantium is poisoning him which is what is making him not heal. Logan ignores the doctor's advice to go to hospital and continues of the mission with Laura. (PART 5 COMING)

Any Deadpool cameos

get a load of this special little snowflake.

The make it to Eden, and all of the other kids are there. Logan is in a bad state, and sleeps for 2 days after arriving. He wakes up to see that the children have been giving Logan small doses of a serum that X-24 uses. It helps to heal faster but brings with it an animalistic nature, which is why only small doses. The head of the kids offers Logan the extra $30K as promised. He rejects the payment, but does not plan on joining them to Canada. The next day he wakes up to find the children have left, all they left him is one last bottle of the serum with a note reminding him to only take small doses. He wanders outside and see in the distance a convoy of bad guys are heading in the children's directions. (Pierce found them through a photo the Laura dropped) Logan chooses to chase after them but finds that he is far from physical form. Tired out and far from fully healed, he opts to take the whole bottle of the serum. Now at full strength and rage, he sprints into action killing anyone in his way. As he gets close to Pierce, he finds that the serum has worn out terribly quickly and he is back to his weak and dying self. Pierce has all of the children captured except for Laura. Pierce releases X-24, and Logan and Laura try their best to battle him. Meanwhile, the other children overcome their captors, and combine their powers to kill Pierce. Laura is down for the count, and X-24 begins rekking Logan, stabbing him multiple times and then impaling him though a broken tree branch. Laura then takes the anamantium bullet that Logan gave her, she puts it in a nearby gun, and shoots X-24 in the head. Logan knows that he will not heal from his wounds. Logan and Laura have an intimate moment in his final minutes, where she comfortably calls him Daddy. He dies. Laura and some other mutant kids then bury him in the forest. But as the other kids walk away, Laura stays behind and moves the cross to make it an X. And that is the last shot of the movie. The End

>thinly veiled implication that aids is actually a manufactured disease made to kill homos

KINO CONFIRMED

...

No

That final fight is anti-climatic as fuck.

>Trying to be a smart ass

The Wolverine and Apocalypse both had end credit scenes

There are no capes.
It IS kino.

None have been born in 25 years because a shady genetics megacorp fogured out how to eliminate the gene for it in the population by mixing select chemicals into common foodstuffs.

The Xmen assumedly dwindled in numbers as children stopped joining the school and eventually Xavier came to suffer a degenerative neural condition which caused him to suffer seizures which were harmful to everyone in a wide radius due to his powers. One such seizure killed a few hundred civvies and what is all but stated to be the entirety of the remaining Xmen a year before Logan starts.

No, no post credit scene either.

It would ruin the feeling of the movie if any of that shit happened

>mfw prof x telling the circumcision story
I'm gonna miss him as professor x, he did a 10/10 job. Literally born for the role.

>seeing a pair of tits with your parents in a fucking movie is embarrassing

nigger i watched gone girl with my mom in the theatre grow up