The King of Sup Forums strikes yet again

The King of Sup Forums strikes yet again.

How can one man be so based?

Armond White top 10 films based on his ballot for the 2012 Sight and Sound poll:

>Avventura, L'
1960
Michelangelo Antonioni

>Intolerance
1916
D.W. Griffith

>Jules et Jim
1962
François Truffaut

>Lawrence of Arabia
1962
David Lean

>Lola
1961
Jacques Demy

>Magnificent Ambersons, The
1942
Orson Welles

>Nashville
1975
Robert Altman

>Nouvelle Vague
1990
Jean-Luc Godard

>Passion of Joan of Arc
1927
Carl Theodor Dreyer

>Sansho Dayu
1954
Mizoguchi Kenji

Thoughs?

Pure kinos

I fucking love Armond White

Based Armond working the niggers.

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I thought his reviews were no longer added to the tomatometer because he gave a rotten review to Toy Story 3?

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You should see how pissed off the faggots at /r/movies are. Not to start a "Reddit sucks" thread, but that subreddit do indeed suck.

>Lawrence of Arabia

That's all he needs to convince me he's better than all the other critics.

THAT WILL SHOW THEM!!!!

>>Nouvelle Vague
>1990
>Jean-Luc Godard
Fuck off.

He liked Hidden Figures. No longer a useful negro so into the trash he goes

Alot of that stuff is good

>Armond's whole argument is that the movie makes light of racism instead of taking it seriously

>Sup Forums defends this position purely because it's contrarian

He was taken off because he moved to a publication that RT didn't aggregate. He has since moved to a publication that they do aggregate. There was never any anti Armond conspiracy like people were saying.

>A board that makes light of racism daily instead of taking it seriously agree with a review praising something for making light of racism instead of taking it seriously
Colour me surprised

He's not praising it though. Sup Forums didn't actually see the movie and just likes to shit on things.

patrician as fuck

>Get Out does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s Hi, Mom!, Ossie Davis’s Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious), Robert Downey Sr.’s Putney Swope, Melvin Van Peebles’s Sweet Sweetback, Hal Ashby’s The Landlord, Rusty Cundieff’s Fear of a Black Hat, Skin Game or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.


He's not even trying anymore, kek

>not even mentioning Undercover Brother

dropped

kek

>or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words)

kel

And people think Armond is contrarian.

What irony. Armond is such a card. He just waits to hear what everyone else is saying, and then tries as hard as he can to sound like he has a convincing argument to the opposite end. The irony is that his dishonest joke review is the only credible one.

Intolerance is his favorite btw

Have you even seen any of those movies besides Lawrence of Arabia?

It looks like one of those "patrician" charts where the bottom is Kubrick, Scorsese, and the top is a bunch of shit nobody's ever heard of. He's literally a Sup Forums troll. He's also completely inconsistent, praising films like Hacksaw Ridge (which was good) for being evocative of a some kind of grand artistry in its message (it's not), while shitting on movies like Moonlight (also good) for being race-bait (even though it's actually an artistic message).

le wrong generation: the critic

>Moonlight
>artistic message
I loved Moonlight for its cinematography, acting and structure, but what exactly was this "artistic message" you took away from it?

/ournig/

Literally never seen a single one of those but I agree with our guy

>>Nouvelle Vague

HAHAHAHA

Why does anybody take him seriously. Is it because he name drops random films you've never heard of and uses a thesaurus? Or is it because he satisfies your need to be contrarian, but manages to trick you into thinking it's backed up with intelligence?

Post some more Sup Forums approved niggers

>Yes, there is nothing racist about a movie where a whtie dude dates a black chick and her family is so obsessed with white people that it portrays the black people as monsters who want to siphon the bodies of white people to become white, and the white character finds out and murders the entire black family, all the while making the same typical jokes about black people, such as their use of welfare checks, disproportionate number of abortions, below-average IQs, and high crime rates.

that nigger faggots are people with feelings too

>calling Morgan Freeman a nigger even ironically

This is the guy when asked how to stop racism replied "stop talking about it."

>It's a Sup Forums only cares when Almond White shits on black/liberal films episode.

He loved Norbit. Fuck off.

He loves everything that everyone hates and hates everything everyone loves.

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