No, really - well done.
>tfw the only thing that was ever really going for you was the VFL
"most Melbourne Melburnian ever"
Jace Rogers
Landon Lee
>tfw even the proto-bogans on a Kampuchean Throat Warbling imageboard think you're a bunch of prissy wankers....
Joseph Evans
Last time I went to Melbourne a bunch of guys got executed in a pub, think it was an italian mafia thing.
Hunter Jackson
Hello Carl Williams.
Levi Rivera
How do we redpill Melbourne Sup Forums?
Is it too late? I fucking hate how left wing this dogshit place is.
Jordan Walker
Stop posting this fucking man-child!!
Carson Baker
This isnt "Left wing". Its plain old immaturity. Thats all it is. Adults with the mental age of kids. Plain and simple.
Josiah Davis
...
Logan Bell
Okay, easier question then.
How do we mature melbourne adults?
I mean the majority of the men there are fucking pussy man-children with no grit. Applies to females too ofcourse but I see it happening way more with dudes.
Thomas Phillips
>"I suppose I think that identity is quite fluid and ... society is somewhat of a hallucination. >Maybe we're all apparitions. Maybe I'm a Buddhist."
Sandgroper here m8
>Asked what exactly it was that he was trying to achieve, he said: "I don't know. I don't know exactly. Just living. Sustaining life
Henry Flores
Not sure what you're quoting.
But, Im guessing the answer is to just live?
Aaron Sullivan
Aiden Perry
>implying you qld autists are any better
Fuck off. I'm sure you play 'vidya' and watch anime too, faggot.
Mason Moore
right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for hillary
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
Caleb Gonzalez
Okay, this guy honestly sounds like he doesn't even know what he believes in, he cant even explain why he wears what he fucking wears.
>"Since I've become viral, my fashion has become inspired by protest. No colours — it would be wrong to wear colours in times like this."
Is he implying wearing colours is racist and a reason for co-option for protest groups as a positive symbol?
Fuck sake Melbourne.
Juan Hernandez
>Sandgroper here m8
>play 'vidya' - more like kill time between jobs on my phone
>watch anime - occasionally have to sit thru Spirited Away or Howl's when the kids get really bored...
Logan Reyes
rob? is that you m8?
John Bell
Jackson Reyes
...
Jackson Jenkins
>Heart of Australian manufacturing industries
>The most livable city in the world
>The de facto cultural capital of Australia
>Host the vast majority of international events in Australia
>Implying Melbourne isn't the best city in Australia
Poorfags in rural areas sledge Melbourne because they either couldn't afford a house in Melbourne or are jelly of QoL of Melbourne.
Luis Anderson
Being a Leftist begets immaturity, user.
Lucas Rogers
nice bait
heres a (you)
Dylan White
>The most livable city in the world
lol, I live here and I call bullshit. It's a shithole outside of the leafy east.
Kayden Hughes
>$2500 suit
>$35 haircut
kek, why? I once paid $75 for a haircut, and I'm not even rich
Logan Garcia
Don't knock the mid nineties Honda
Josiah Howard
you play tf2?
Julian Brown
>couldn't afford a house in Melbourne
I can and call Melbourne a shit daily
I'd still take Melbourne over Sydney though, fuck that tourist meme city