/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #22

England 302 & 5/133 (45 ov)
Australia 328

Englel getting BTFO

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=K7Kfhv8OhWs
strawpoll.me/14481588
*pisses_on_you*.co.nz/sports/streams.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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this is the thread

Threadcunt BTFO

REAL THREAD

and we gamble responsibly

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this thread posted one minute earlier

is betting in england really as widespread as the ads make it seem?

You can do the next one Based Hollyposter

Bumping non-Holly thread

>threadsplitting
nah not a fan

fuck the nrl lads

how can british ''men''' ever hope to compate against the ausGOD master race

ITS NOT FAIR

WHY MUST YOU FORSAKE ME?? You just fucked up my week

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NEED it back lads

All Anglos do different things to try and forget that it is the South Asian century. In cricket Indo Pak domination and India and soon Pakistan are also getting richer.

Yanks cope by being obsesed by heritage and LARPING.

Brits cope by "bantering" other nations even though they cannot take one joke about themselves.

Australians cope by being aggressive racist to compensate for their tiny penises and if they have even 1 per cent abo blood they say they are abos to escape anglo heritage.

New Zealand LARP as Maori (eg. pathetic white people trying to do the haka)

Canada are cool as they have accepted South asian domination.

Fuck /hoc/

You fucked up by letting the poo make the last thread

He didn't even get the threadcount right

seething

the canadian pastime of ice hockey

Thread theme for the impending batting collapse: youtube.com/watch?v=K7Kfhv8OhWs

goodbye

id rather play badminton than ice hockey

>and if they have even 1 per cent abo blood they say they are abos to escape anglo heritage
No, they say they are abos to get the exclusive welfare benefits and special treatment

>Asics vs New Balance

You really can tell this is a low grade commercial opportunity

love asian girls with australian accents
makes me instantly hard

BBC Radio 5 extra literally just said Australians are Chads.
Virgin brits eternally BTFO

I don't understand this meme

Why would /hoc/ insult us by calling us a “meme," when I would NEVER call them "Soy boys?" Oh well, I try so hard to be there friends - and maybe someday that will happen!

strawpoll.me/14481588

if my poll gets to more votes within 5 mins ill post my m8s sister. shes like a 7

Is Bill O'Reilly related to Bill O'Reilly?

WHERE THE FUCK is the Pakistan option

Rude because Pakistan are better than England.

THATS IT LADS. NO MORE OPRESSION

GET IN HERE AND SHOW THEM WHAT WERE MADE OF. THE /cric/ UPRISING. FREEEEDOMMM

worst australians btfo

>Out of all the classic generation of Channel 9 commentators, only Ian fucking Chappell is left working regularly
Sad desu. Life isn't fair

want to shit on the faces of all the nrl lads

10/10

Fuck off

Didn't they mention on there the Chad & Virgin meme has been dead for a month and it's all about Soyboys rn?

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>no other home nations
>no midlands (???)

Betting you're from the southeast or London.

Hey shitbreath, you here m8?
I know you get bullied mercilessly on /cric/, but there's no point trying to divert it onto me. It's just pure fact that curries are filthy subhumans and no one is ever going to ease up on you. I'm usually nice to curries too because i feel sorry for you. I'm also guessing you're the attention-seeking loser who tried to talk about cricket in /rug/ this morning and got blown out. Sort your life out mate, and don't reply to me again.

holy shit we actually blew them the fuck out

im proud of you guys

>literally cops vs robbers

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All Anglos do different things to try and forget that it is the South Asian century. In cricket Indo Pak domination and India and soon Pakistan are also getting richer.

Yanks cope by being obsesed by heritage and LARPING.

Brits cope by "bantering" other nations even though they cannot take one joke about themselves.

Australians cope by being aggressive racist to compensate for their tiny penises and if they have even 1 per cent abo blood they say they are abos to escape anglo heritage.

New Zealand LARP as Maori (eg. pathetic white people trying to do the haka)

Canada are cool as they have accepted South asian domination.


We can bully u easily but we have mercy for the wh*TOID.


We will nuke australia. Australia have no nukes

>can't tell if the wogs next door are having a conversation or arguing
send help

Too many threads lads get it together

Friendly reminder that New Zealand is such a pathetic failure of a nation that its hobbit population is forced to post in a thread about England and Australian cricket.
Friendly reminder that New Zealand posters try to be arrogant about this fact despite it killing them inside.
Friendly reminder that they are complete and utter cuckolds who are completely dependent upon Australians in order for them to have any cricket-related discussion.

Beyond pathetic.

NZ blogging begins.

Haha I remember that video, that woman was wacked out on pop acting like a zombie

I am thinking about emailing her and telling her that if I ever see her out with people that I am going to tell them about her being a prostitute. I fucking hate her, lads. She is destroying me. She is in my head and she won't leave. She is affecting who I am and how I interact with others.

Should I do it?

Reminder Qld has produced literally one (1) test quality batsman

who /afl/ here?

anyone got a reliable stream mine seems to be RIP

get the fuck out of my /hoc/ you shitposting cunts reeeeeeeeeeee

Should see Spaniards. My primary school many decades ago (1 and a half) had a spanish exchange and HOLY SHIT they literally just shout at each other's faces. No concept of personal volume or just talking quietly to themselves. Just full on shouting in each other's faces in regular conversation.

Unbelievable.

If we had an upvote system on Sup Forums, I would upvote this post.

nah mate oim straight lulz

here

do it

Just google Ashes live steaming. The first link has been solid HD all night of BT Sports

Hey aussies

Did you know a lot of pakis are moving from uk to aus? after they get degree

You are next

Pakistani alredy conquer saudi and uae and qatar

currently uk and canada

next aus, nz, and usa

holy fuck this girl is gorgeous

name?

Don't vote fuckheads

but user, youvotes are upvotes here on the four chins

I think I should. It feels like the only way that I can get closure on this.

dont rate how you can vote twice aswell the results will obvs be skewed

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>60,000 out of 25 million

quivering in my loafers mate

h-here ;_;

Cherry Evans

did shitposting go too far?

61913 too many

DELET THIS

>trusting "official" numbers

dying of laughter in the ice hockey thread

HOREY SHID user YOU ARE LIGHT!

HAVE UPVOTE!

that's a mans name

fuck off you aussie piece of shit

Why the fuck are all the streams dead?

>the pakistani mosque of new south wales

That is what the english said
but then we all had 5 kids
within a couple of generations we will reach at least 500 000 in aus

yeah here you are m8

*pisses_on_you*.co.nz/sports/streams.html

Slight breeze at the Gabba lads. Worried Cummins might get injured

thank you for the you-based vote, coposter.

Glad we have some English batting today.

Smith and his boring 30 strike rate while forcing tail enders to handle the bulk of the batting was quite a dull affair.

:(

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seething

Where is best place to live in aus for strapping young pakistani lad?
Heard western sydney is good, lots of mosque and halal meat.
also i can see my heroes the south sydney rabbits

wow rude!

boycott ffs

Forgot pic

Elite post

>imblyon it wasn't on purpose to see autists seethe
it worked desu

The northern territory is a nice place

manus island

Do you want to see my draft email for what I am going to send her?