Chandler: *Is sitting*

Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"

I hate your parents for raising you.

Please tell me you're ironically posting this and not actually trying to force it.

No, my kind gentlesir!

...

haha

>Jack Sparrow
>anyways

That's how they talked in the 1400s you fucking moron, anyways isn't a new word and it was definitely used in the pirate era.

I genuinely laughed to tears the first time I read this.
Now begin the forcing so that I may never again find the fun in it.

Lmao!! XD

>Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
This part made me laugh

most reddit post i've seen in awhile

>Sheldon
>BAZINGA

How would you know? Go there often?

Upboat ;)

You're a gentlemen and a scholar, dear sir. Here is a ticket for a free interwebs *hands ticket* you earned it! :)

Yes

i fucking hate this board

DUDE, I was eating! Hahaha

Enjoy your ban mate
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haha epic

>he believes the mods do their work

o im laffin

>House and Sherlock: "Idiots."

pfffttttt snngngngnng

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH

Oh my god did you literally spill all your oreos onto your spaghetti bowl? I do that all the time when I laugh and the white oreo stuff comes out of my nose omg ;D

are you retarded

No, it's bait

No, but I'm pretty sure you are.

Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded
That's why they finally gave Gilbert grape and oscar

too many layers

So I come back to Sup Forums to see if it's all still edgy children from r/the_donald and this is the first thing I see.
Thanks, redd.it

Why did I think this was spongebob from the thumbnail?

Not gonna lie, former Sup Forums poster here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sup Forums crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this board continue to exist.

The watery background looks marginally like the "sky" in Bikini Bottom

OP here, I want this thread to die so I can go to bed. I regret posting this stupid fucking meme that will die the moment I stop bumping it.

Just go to bed then, you have no obligation to monitor a Sup Forums thread you made

you started the fire...

now, the fire rises

I would like to run your shoulder through a cheese grater until I work through your body & blood loss renders you keked.

why is it only this board that forces memes like this

1. James Brown
2. Beethoven
3, The Beatles
4. Michael Jackson
5. Morrisey

1. Swedish House Mafia
2. James Blunt
3. James Brown
4. Mozart
5. Linkin Park

There's been a pedo thread on the front page for the last hour.

>But in all seriousness we
kill yourself newfag

1.Pickles
2.Duct tape
3.Vosoline
4.Jackie Cha-

FUCK

*Dean Blunt

I'm new to his shit. I'm sorry.

The brother is eclectic as a motherfucker & I can see my self a fan.

This is where reddit comes to shit.

Sheldon needs to say Bazinga at the end and the pasta will be complete