Whos Sup Forums favourite guy?

whos Sup Forums favourite guy?

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Aight senpai. Ain't no pasta out there that is bad. Quit acting like a beta cuck, I'm just saying. You can't keep getting triggered when you hear some hella wavey slang my man. 2016 was on f-leek when it came the slangalanging. Shit was lit senpai, fetch, if I may. Lodok, I'm like you. I lost faith in humanity, but I learned to become better. I feel like I need to explain this story before I can explain how I learned to keep it . I was living la vida loca with my bae. Name was Kerry. Kerry was the bomb. Total badonkadonk and knew exactly how to grt crunk in bed. The coitus was #hashtagtotesmcgoats the bomb diggity. So one day, after I let the spermlets go, I went to wash up in the bathroom. I saw her phone on the bathroom counter and went to give it to her. What I saw...oh man, I was hella woke. Some fuckboy snd his whole SQUAD were sending bae nudes. I felt like the biggest cuck on the planet. Shit was not flames boi. I was literally triggered. But I gotta say, I got a stiffy from that shit, no homo. I didn't confront my girlfriend, but I pulled the most savage shit the next day. Pulled out my glock, traced the guys number and found him. Knocked on the door. This was it. I heard footsteps. It's all YOLO from here. He asked "Who is it", and I said in the most low key Bruce willis-esque impression I had and said, "IT'S ME BITCH! THE KEK WHOSE BAE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD WERE BANGING!" I fired the whole damn mag into the door. I kick the door open, and looks for the rest of his squad. Didn't find him, but there were hella thots in the basement. This boi was running a whole sex trafficking ring. I freed 'em all, and they thanked me. I was recognizdd by my state as "swag af", because of how lit I was saving those girls. Bro, I was so excited when they gave me the key to the coty. I was finna nut.

Goose of course

Based Cruise

Certainly not the autistic coalburner or the aussie drunkard.

Mel>Hardy>power gap>Vaughn>everyone else

Nathan (For You) Fielder

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stanley kubrick or orson welles

>MMHM MHMMM

Mel looks like a nice guy to hang out with provided you're not a kike or a nigger.

Mel has been cucked so not him

Mel is still the king.

One of the other guys will have to kill him to take that away, and even then he might remain.

See

Tom cruise t bh

Every true Sup Forums poster believes in the holy five.

>The God of Entertainment
Cruise

>The God of Justice
Gibson

>The God that is /ourguy/
Goose

>The God of Kino
Mads

>The Most Holiest
Hardy

Eddie redmayne

Need to add Keanu, Viggo, Refn

Who's the top left?

wrong.

>Mel Gibson's BFF on the reddit list
I like RDJ

You got Mads right. I'll give you that one.

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>cruz
>butch mestizo rodriguez
>tobey mcguire
>shia laboof
>megyn kelly
>titcow
>"our guys"

Foxx is Cruise's friend also.

Foxx even asked Cruise permission to date Katie Holmes.

Stop being such a glorious winged faggot.

REEE RDJ IS OUR GUY

>based Mel
youtube.com/watch?v=DtB8YhsUkkg
I always like these "roundtable" videos even if the moderator is shit. Mel seems like an overgrown kid when he's talking about his work, in the best possible way. Seems like he's still really passionate and excited about filmmaking, even after the industry chewed him up and spat him out.

If you can't forgive some shit he said to his ex while he was drunk, angry, and headed for an expensive divorce, you can fuck right off. Nobody's perfect, and Mel didn't hurt anybody

Sgt. Barnes

>redditors arguing with a years old list that was agreed upon over countless threads

>No Dinklage on reddit side
What a waste.

>Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling and Aiden Gillen
>All relevant to Sup Forums in some capacity based on memes from films they were in
>all relatively young, 30's to early 40's
>not the most famous men in the world, but still recognizable (Gosling in particular obviously)

>Mel
>60+ year old man who made one extremely good movie, Apocalypto
>known for starring in George Miller's masterpieces, portraying a stone faced nobody who doesn't do anything that matters
>got busted not for being an anti semite, a sexist or abject racist, but for being a sad old fuck who can't hold his drink
>stormbabbies love him because his lack of self control has lead him to say all kinds of horrible shit, they believe he said this specifically to please them
>Mel, who is a crusty gym rat, would shit all over anyone who spends any measure of time fucking around on the internet like anyone using Sup Forums would

However
>Gosling, Gillen and Hardy might have some passing time to discuss filmmaking and hollywood with you, on their way to fuck some dudes
>Mel Gibson would probably have the most to say about how hard it is to work in Hollywood against the grain of PC culture, and indulge you how he likes to make his movies
>might even give you a hug and call you son if he warms up to you enough
;_;

>No Brendan

Jesus christ, even in shitposting my man Brendan can't catch a fucking break!

I'm not going to instantly like an actor because I agree with their political views. Vince Vaughan has some alright opinions but I still think his movies are all shit. Mel is an exception though. Redpilled as fuck on the JQ and he makes some good flicks.

>there weren't redditors on Sup Forums last year
fuck outta here, RDJ is our fucking guy get over it
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the only answer

>bin-affliqi

>last year

>The Most Holiest
Nice Double Superlative, Faggot.

Bokeem Woodbine

A lot of this is very accurate. Some of it is old Sup Forums though. The reddit side is very accurate though.

Viggo needs to be added to Sup Forums. Elle Fanning, Anya Taylor-Joy and Refn too.

Shia, Julianne Moore, Oscar Isaac, Susan Surandon, Chris Evans, Javier Bardem, and Larry David need to be removed from Sup Forums and put in reddit. Some might disagree, but I think Jake Gyllenhaal belongs on the reddit side too. And that faggot that played Spider Man.

lol shut up dumb frog poster

RDJ is a kike

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Oscar Isaac is literally /ourguy/

Kill yourself

>Affleck
>not one of our guys

are you implying that there are no other jews on the Sup Forums list?

why is Bardem on both sides?

Don't be gross

youtube.com/watch?v=vln9D81eO60

No Viggo? Get rid of Nicholas Cage he's a Reddit actor.

this is perfect

t. lurking since 2005

I'd let Tommy do anything to me

needs an update but official

Inaccurate ones aside, there is a lot of accuracy here. I wonder what qualities it is that makes a celeb /ourguys/ vs reddit?

I feel reddit celebs tend to be 'quippy', Sup Forums ones are probably more edgy or erratic or dark or 'real' or manly?

UPVOTED M'GOOD-SIR!

TO THE TOP OF /r/Sup Forums

I am sympathetic to him, but I feel like Force Awakens really tainted a lot of things. Although he was admittedly likeable.

Nah, Nic is also ours. There's always been a lot of appreciation.

There are going to be some who we love like Keanu or Goose who inevitably reddit loves too.

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I'd argue that they'd need to go too. But RDJ is both a kike and explicitly a hillary-ad-making leftist who has fully embraced reddit.

You talk like a redditor.

I know almost exactly how you'll reply to this, you predictable cunt

Also, there are endless problems with DC and its ridiculous grimdark edginess, but if we had to pick sides, gun to our head etc, obviously DC is more Sup Forums and Marvel is reddit personified.

Oh you mean the guy you fat manbabby DCucks posted petitions to have fired and cried about like the fat pussies you are when he got cast as Batman? Eat shit you selective memory fucking niggers.

How's this for a reply:

"Nigger"

>islam apologist
>ourguy

No.

>being a cuck enabler

Someone being a part of DC makes them a candidate for /ourguy/ just by default of not being Marvel, but there are still a lot of things that can disqualify them. That's one of them.

>orson welles
>funny, talented,shitposter and political atheist

This.
Orson is /ourguy/

>I'll burn the God damn house down but you'll blow me first.

Based Mel.

Mel has one trait that no other male actor has.

He's one of the last movie tough guys that is actually a tough guy irl too. Other would include Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and.... uh probably one or two more.

See

When?

I've seen this reply before in this thread, so I believe you're just a goy that hates Mel for telling the truth

It's common knowledge that his ex-wife cucked him with a black guy

>he thinks cheating = cucking

It's only cucking if Mel wanted her to fuck another dude. Wanna see the definition?

Write in vote.. Sharlto Copley

Do you know how many women mel banged behind the ruskie whore's back?

He did, that's why he is a cuck

He is a cuck though
He almost cries on the phone record because of it

I liked the la la land guy until I found out he was Canadian, fuck Canada!

This, while Mel is easily the worst outwardly attractive of /our guys/, he seems to be the most passionate. I love watching his behind the scenes videos just because he always seems so excited and giddy, he loves what he's doing and I love watching him love it.

>YFW you will never be on set with based Gibson

frig off. cruise is nowhere near /ourguy/ status. rlm mike would be before them.

how new are you? its their meme word.

Why is Shia considered /ourguy/?

I would love to see an official definition and not something you pulled off a porn website you fucking retard

I was, is, and will always be /ourguy/.

That list was made long before HWNDU.

googl iz harrd

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All I crossed out are liked by reddit therefore reddit actors. They cannot be /ourguy/ also crossed out all females for obvious reasons.

This is a good (improved) list. One problem though. I love Nicolas Cage, but so does reddit...

/ourdirector/

They make fun of him man, we actually like his work.

Fun fact:
Go to any interview with him on jewtube and look at the comments. Reddit tier retards all calling him a pretentious douchebag without realizing that he speaks and acts the way he does because he has autism.

Honestly he doesn't really personify Reddit's style. he's just someone they like. A meme spouting character like Kramer from Seinfeld or Jim Parsons are Reddit.

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

CIA

As much as I love Jake Gyllenhaal reddit had to ruin him.

However Reddit-tier his political opinions may be, I can respect a guy who stands by someone who did right by them.

>A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.

>It's only cucking if Mel wanted her to fuck another dude. Wanna see the definition?

So you're literally retarded. Got it.

Aiden
It's not even a question

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Paul Dano

Bane Hardy is not our guy when he said "for you" he really mean it

it was a taste of being out of the closet, but it went out of the radar for normies until it catched out with us.
if you are into legit gay shit ala Billy "Aniki" Harrington which i respect however he is not "our guy"i