/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4

Based Lib PM's edition

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #21

Eng 302 & 195
AusGods 328 & 0-14

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rip threadcunt

>1 late

Autism

Shit thread
- Poo

Threadcunt on suicide watch

Tony didn't care about cricket

Our two most muscular PMs were objectively Howard and Hawke since they were both cricket tragics

will this cunt ever stop mentioning the barmy army every two seconds

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>that cunt playing yellow submarine on a trumpet

>Warnie talking about the songs with him

FUCKING BANTER

>He's blonde and he's bent
>And his arse is for rent
>Talking about all the sex he has
>Abruptly cut off

LMAO

>used to volunteer as a life guard
don't you mean life saver

Bunch of singing faggot soyboys thqh

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GUYS GO B IM A SMART GUY 85% GO B

>We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Beatles are overrated desu

get a load of this frescunt who doesn't know the "you all live in a convict colony" song

life savers are lollies m8

life savers are lollies mate

WAIT ONNN

>actually paying attention to the Soyboy Army

>less than 1 month til based Howie/Gilly/Punter/Flem banter and the comfiest Sup Forums threads

KEK
based ponting

baffled that there are people who are actually watching this mid-table class instead of watching Pujara and Kohli GOAT it up on a green top.

Who /triplem/ here?

Based Skull and based Isa Guha.

Isn't it about the isolation of fame? something about being disconnection from society.

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>Waugh squirming
kek

KEK

nobody cares about literal pakipaddle between literally who cricketing nations

>le corruption and matchfixing saaa funny xDD

trannies, eunuchs and crossdressers scare me irl desu

Really want to race mix with Isa Guha

>Isa Guha
have a colleague looks like her, same body and height too.

Why watch decent cricket when you can watch stat baby Kohli...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AND HE'S SMASHED THAT

Already made a 10th of the runs, england are psychologically cooked

Imagine being Dean Waugh. Your two brothers are the backbone of a golden era and you are a fucking hack struggling for a state game.

What about hijras fambam?

The David Jones Food Hall is vastly under appreciated.

Do you have a hot sister lad?

please speak english m8

Tell her to send bobs and vagene.

>Sydney Whites

Fucking wow racist much?

"Straight to.... the fielder"

I predicted Australia by 3 wickets, but from what I have seen today from the brilliant captaincy from Smith, I will have to apply some subjective reasoning and adjust prediction to Australia by 7 wickets.

nah m8, i'm the hotter one
hahahahaha lmao

apparently he was playing a grade cricket game once, missed four balls in a row and someone went up to him and said "are you sure you're not fucking adopted mate?"

*bowls out your heart*

Based Reality GOD

CA Pujara*(rhb) 142(360) SR 39.44

sweeeet caroline wo wo wo

>This burnt cunt

LMAO HOWLING

Top sledge

How do I become charismatic mate?

eunuch=hijras familia

>wo wo wo
>not daaa daaa daaaa

Fucking subhuman.

How many times do you guys pee during a day? 6-7 times for me. Is this normal? I don't even drink a lot of water.

>Starc shouts the snacks

This ad makes me physically angry. Like I genuinely become red in the face and start breathing deeply.

Is this autism?

>darkies
don't care

Is it going to rain soon and should i bring the washing in?

>celebrate movember
>on comes moeen ali, who has everything but the mo

How are you enjoying watching your first game of cricket mate?

should I have a nap or watch the last hour lads

Need a qt Indian wife ASAP

>Learning about LGBTQIA+ things in India

Neat.

For you, it's diabetes.

Get comfy and fall asleep to it

>een ali

It's amazing how successful the cricket advertising has been for KFC.
Don't even need to see an ad and I still get cravings for it, just watching the game.

Standard passive aggressive attack on Waugh's captain legacy by Ponting.

How often do you Poo?

If I drink a lot of water (talking 6+ L) maybe three or four times?

is ali a chinlet?

16-17 under AC, 10 times normally. I drink a lot of water.

they are fucking ugly bullies m8. stops you anywhere and demands money

spot the odd one out

hope you guys are being ironic, really don't find this basic bitch attractive.
4/10 at best, which means 6 out of 10 girls are better looking than her in India on avg.

Lune Suus and the Italianfu on the otherhand...so

His mouth just blends into his neck he doesn't have a chin hence the beard.

True, i haven't that crap in 5 years and yet...

is the new Vietnamese place down the road any good?

Fucking jinxed it

I don't want to meet Marcus, he seems like a yuppie drone cunt

the ginger?

Buttoned or unbuttoned lads?

Fucking rangas

there's a lesbian in the centre bottom row

based saxon

Mark wasnt captain

The Ashes urn and trophy

>Healy and Chappel

Is facial hair now soyboy tier?

>Mark Waugh
>captain

when it looks like pubes on your face

Maximum comfy

You really have no clue do you

Full beards are definitely soyboy now

Just like tattoos

Everything that used to be tough is now soyboy

yeah mate

Have you been to India?
Considering how well travelled you are I am guessing yes. How was the experience?

Fucking Mark Howard slapping punters knees like he's one of the boys. Howie is literally and unironicly a "soyboy".

using the term soyboy unironically means you're a self loathing soyboy

How do u rate Mark Waugh as a captain lads?

Based slumlord