Why don't Europeans like beans?

Why don't Europeans like beans?

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because they're such a demanding vegetable that needs to be pre-soaked for days and pre-cooked for hours

I just used canned beans, never use lentils because they're gay af

I like them

You should try lentil soup. Healthy and tasty

lentils are for monks and faggots, just eat real beans. go eat pork and bean soup

>eat pork
Top tip youve got there fatty

don't you have these in yurup?

do you pressure cook tamarins in there?

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i'm poor so i can only afford chimpanzees

jesus christ, i'm sure that's an isolated case and you actually use a pressure cooker, right?

That's where you cook the beans.

Can you elaborate how did you come up with this conclusion?

Most people only know how to use microwaves

those are not to be used with any foaming beans
the manual says nothing about macaco tho

I use a pressure cooker to cook beans and the manual says it's okay to cook anything as long as you don't fill it more than 2/3rds.

>break safety lock on purpose
>get rekt
>poor me

and not if it foams still many do it anyway

Eh? Could you tell us more about what we don't like? It seems like I'm not educated enough!

>that flag
>that post

beans are associated here with vagrancy, to eat them is demeaning

No, eating this shit is demeaning

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I'm not OP but honestly I can't think of many European dishes involving beans. Not outside of the Mediterranean, anyway. The Italians and Greeks use them. I don't know Polish cuisine though.

baked beans is one of the most popular dishes here.
Also polish military-style bean soup. With some beacon, cooked in a large kettle.
There are roadside places who literally serve just that.

I'm fairly sure beans were brought to America by europeans.

Beans are fucking great but like most other ingredients, they can be prepared well or poorly. I feel pretty strongly that most people who claim to hate beans across the board just haven't had them made right. But I don't know you and I don't know your life, so this may not apply to you.

They taste like nothing and make you fart.

good post

awful post, try again

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oh c'mon beans à la bretonne is one of the most popular ready dishes in bolan

You made me curious about the origin of beans so I looked it up and apparently they're one of the oldest cultivated plants in both the old and new world.

try chewing chewing it

Everyone except me seems to like beans here

>beans à la bretonne
it's only called after bretagne here I think.
The dish probably has fuck all to do with the French region.

Your average bong eats as much, if not more beans than Mexicans. Except rather than cooking them with lard and topping them with cheese and tortilla chips theirs are "baked" in this disgusting sugary sweet tomato sauce.

At least we have the good sense to add epazote to ours to avoid flatulence when eating more than a couple of spoonfulls as a side.

what is
>cocos de Paimpol à la bretonne
then?

>I'm fairly sure beans were brought to America by europeans

I love beans
There's plenty of different ones in France (flageolets, mogettes, coco de Paimpol...)

>thinking bout thos beans

You guys really do have recipes for everything. It's pretty fucking great tbqh.

>tfw only have a gargantuan pressure cooker that takes long to heat up anyways

CAN'T WAKE UP

Just add boiling water into it, no point on filling it with cold water

Do you like yellow peas? People were obsessed with them in Quebec.

Agreed lad, they're delicious as FUCK and come in all kinds and forms and I love them all.

are you retarded?

>tfw were to intelligent too think of that

Now you have ZERO excuses to cook delicious beans

i lived on tesco 2 4 1pound scotch eggs for an entire year at uni

That probably took like ten years off your life, Jesus fuck.

Thanks Gustavo "not-Texas" Fring

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>Mmmm pre-cooked shite
Enjoy BPA

gebracht door de immigranten xdd

If not that then the tesco brand dry cider and pall malls

I don't eat them often, it's kinda associated with rural food.
Though we often eat green peas (which are apparently the same species, but green peas are not fully mature)

Yellow peas make a great soup.

I usually cook their feet/hands first (tasty parts) with beans, can't fit a whole chimp into the pressure cooker at once.

Have you guys tried chimp balls? Its awesome fried plus a beer.

>chimps
>Brazil

bongs eat beans

Britain is NOT in Europe. Stop this vile leftwing propaganda.

I live alone, so I just do a little of it when cooking.

Just put the beans and boiling water on a thermal bottle early in the night and let it cook until the next day.

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s-sorry senpai

the english channel ain't shit and you are probably still located within european waters

Are there different tectonic plates between Europe and Britain?

fucking mongoloid

Wrong. Modern maps are propaganda funded by the left to kill British nationalism. This is what the world ACTUALLY looks like.

your weather just got worse

OMG
BRITAIN IS IN LATIN AMERICA!!!
I KNEW IT, I ALWAYS KNEW IT!

Brits are hispanic people. HOLA HERMANOS.

Also how did you manage to avoid those 10 hurricanes that were passing just by that area?

You need a license to use one of those

British ingenuity. We have mastered nature. We generated these hurricanes using our British mind waves to beat your worthless nations down before we swoop in and reclaim the colonies. It's Blitzkrieg all over again. The Anglo Ubermensch has ascended above you mere apes. We will build a New Empire. Tremble in fear at the might of the British hive mind.

Argentina just shat their pants.

OH NO! Not the mighty hispanic Britain. No Hermanos! Don't do it John, Don't do it John!

John, tell George, Ringo and Paul to harras those nasty LEAFS! Rest of us is cool!

Edamame beans are the best partner of beer

chili con carne is dope

>this post
>no mexican beaner jokes????

is this really Sup Forums?

Are those fava beans (or related to them)?

They're soybeans

Thank you

Branston's is the superior choice. Heinz a shite.

chile con carne is so strange; it's good, but not nearly as good as good american chili, and they serve it over rice, wtf

we love anko

Is that a Boston Bomb?

>Why don't Europeans like beans?
B-but we do?

it's way overplayed. speaking of beaners though, which bean variety is the best? i know the majority probably eat pinto but black beans are pretty based as well.

>the only canned beans at the walmart has jalapenos in it
>have to go all the way across town to get some fucking kidney beans
just fuck my shit up

Eastern Europeans like potatoes better than beans.

anglos and irish eat baked beans all the time, those reddish ones that are sweet
i wish they sold em here, but at least we have more variety in foods i guess

What kind of beans don't we like?
Green beans?
Brown beans?
White beans?
Broad beans?
Kidney beans?
Black beans?
Flat beans?
Lima beans?

we only eat greens

we don't like beans - we love them

Pls..... We have better beans stews in Europe than America.

I fucking love brown beans with minced meat. It's easy and cheap to make as a student. Add some lettuce and taco shells and you have your nice meal.

Giant white (lima) beans, bacon/pork belly, blood sausage and chorizo?

now that's more like it

Yep.

preach it

Beans are perfect with rice