Robert is cute

Robert is cute

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Can you give my wife some milk duds and a chocolate shake while I look on in the corner feeling inferior?

hi robert

>enjoy the movie
>y-you too

Why are you looking at my wife like that?

Yo Robert, my wife's son LOVED Lego Batman.
Thanks for the recommendation.
My wife is available this Saturday, here's my credit card.
Take her somewhere nice.
I'll see you two after the weekend.

Yes I'll have the popcorn and a drink.

>that'll be $25 dollars

you can ignore the no singles policy if you get doubles

Uhh how about a SMALL popcorn and a SMALL drink?

>that'll be 22 dollars

Sorry wrong line, meant to go into the Tim Hortons and get my Coffee for the movie.

Unless there's a falcon daycare in this establishment I demand a refund

>tfw it's $20 at my theater but singles tax totals to 39.99 plus tip

>plus tip

Congratulations

BUTTER NICE AND HOT

where are my crab legs Rob???

I want robort to hand me a popcorn with a trap door that has his BBC in it. My date will love it

ROBERT NICE AND HOT

le cuck lmao

So the no singles policy doesnt even exist right?

Here you go.

Don't worry, no charge for you, big guy.

no, because then there wouldn't be 5 dudebros watching movies together but paying their own tickets

A free bucket from the big guy himself? Don't mind if I do!

>robort

Did he kill Robert?

he shot him before throwing him off a plane

>rest in peace
>hands me a 20 piece
>rest IN piece
Robert is the fried chicken

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I was at Great Wall the other night and they made me leave my falcon outside because it was cultulrally inappropriate. What the fuck birds do the chinks bring to theaters?

Is this episode of Rocko's Modern Life the closest we'll get to a visualization of theather posting?

Link for those who haven't seen it.
kisscartoon.se/Cartoon/Rocko-s-Modern-Life/Season-01-Episode-007-Spitballs-Popcorn-Pandemonium?id=46835
Also, skip to 11:30 in the video.

ROBERT DISABLE THE BALLROOMBOTS I CANT GET TO MY SEAT

Tfw go to the local kinoplex in the age of Drumpf
>Check the sessions
>John oliver drumpf christmas special
>The biopic of Drumpf by Idris Elba
>Samantha Bee destroys Tr_mp
>The colbert report
>Minority Deport
>Decide to watch Samantha Bee because I am a drumpfkin therefore hearing a womans voice is unique to me
>have to pay the white male tax and single tax before I can peruse the kino
>Tfw lose $110

I'm sorry sir, here you go. That'll be $39.99 + tip

It's always Don Cheadle by the thumbnail

N-Neon Demon please.
N-no j-just me...

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