What the FUCK was his problem?

What the FUCK was his problem?

lack of oxygen to his brain

>me when im trya play blackjack

HEINEKEN

FUCK THAT SHIT

lynch originally wanted him to huff on helium

i honestly wish he stuck with that idea because it would have been fucking hilarious

nitrous is way more fun than helium

You posted it, drugs.

Why does Kyle only play characters with a shtick? It's always pie, coffee, Heineken, being a creepy old guy with a young wife, retarded mayor, etc.

no kidding, but just imagine dennis hopper huffing helium and then yelling in that high pitched helium voice

too based to live

she fucking looked at him

Oh christ he would have been like Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit

That shit would have been nightmare fuel

I always wonder if what I laugh at in Lynch stuff is even supposed to be funny.

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

LET'S HIT THE FUCK-ING ROAD

You're just like me

Is Mulholland drive really that spooky? I've put off watching it for years because every time I want to watch it, I'm drunk, alone and susceptible to being scared.

it has one big jumpscare early on with plenty of buildup so you know when it's gonna hit. otherwise it's just mysterious and creepy. watch it.

Is that the goblin thing that peeks around the corner? I've seen too many memes of it and I just don't want to stumble onto it when I'm too drunk and spookable.

It's like the jump scare with the spooky Laura Palmer in Fire Walk With Me. Fuck off with that, Lynch. I thought he was above that.

not spooky at all

POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!

Probably the most disturbing jump scare on film though.
Lost Highway is spookier

you'll know when it's coming. Lynch is nice for limiting himself to one jump scare per flick (Inland Empire, too).

Oedipus complex

The Cowboy scared me more than the Winkies scene. He knew I was being a smartass through the fourth wall.

Sicilians

suburbia
speed limits
guys fucking his slave

It's honestly worse knowing that I'm expecting it. I put the movie on twice in the past year while alone around 2am and about 3 minutes in remembered that there's a jump scare and switched it off right away. I'm just a pussy I guess.

Isabella said that Lynch was laughing as they were filming the dry hump rape scene.

/ourguy/

Is that King Koopa?

if I pull that off would he die?

It would be extremely painful.

I have the first serious answer to the OP ITT:

The Frank Booth character had many problems. He was anti-social, violence-prone. All of this is just a little bit too-perfect of a villain; few people are THIS emblematically badass, evil, criminal etc. But Lynch's filmic space invokes such a Mary Sue Villain, just-because. A kid scratches the surface of a small town, and finds Frank. I myself come from a smaller, "meh" midwestern town. I know violence happens over on the other side of town, but I don't care to be personally involved in it. Thus, for me, the pussy, Frank becomes quite plausible, in principle -as something just next door, that if only I involved myself in local life, I might find it. the protagonist of Blue Velvet cared to involve himself in it. I don't.

What else? Frank seems to be all at once criminal, anti-social, violent, and perhaps raised in a broken, abusive home. YET AT THE SAME TIME, HE HAS MALE SUBMISSIVE SEXUAL FANTASIES. This vaguely, horribly finds its expression in his interation with the Rosalinni character. They're doing BDSM in exactly the wrong way from how it actually "should" be done IRL under normal circumstances, and this because Frank needs an outlet for his sub-side, but he's sharp enough and rough enough to know that that can never come out with his mates, his buddies etc. Frank's sub-stuff is thus "on the down-low", and we with the protagonist-voyeur get to see this fucked up psychology. Frank literally "tops from the bottom", which most BDSM tops tend to dislike in their bottoms, but in this case, Rosalinni doen'st have much choice (so she OBVIOUSLY dislikes it, being coerced into it). Rosalinni has "caught the disease", insisting that the protagonist hit her. "His" disease might then be Frank's predilection for kink, now hers.

It is the juxtaposition of the masculine Villain and the would-be sub that make Frank extra-hateful and disgusting to an average audience. That is Frank's fucking problem.

Don't be a good neighbor fucker

underrated

He can't stand warm beer. Makes him fuckin' puke.

Saved

>What the FUCK was his problem?

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a stupid cunt who can prepare a proper pour of bourbon and have it ready when you come over

You know how long it takes to train a whore how to spread her legs while sitting in a chair and not look at you, weeks, months, years, they all want to look at you and start talking, fuck.


Candy Colored Clown

You're fucking lucky to be alive, man

Don't be a good neighbor, fucker
I'll send you a love letter, fucker
Straight from my heart
Do you know what a love letter is?
It's a bullet from a gun, fucker
You receive a love letter from me
You're fucked forever
Do you understand, fuck?
I'll send 'ya straight to hell fucker

In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams your mine
All...of...Forever...In Dreams

Quality post. The first time I saw Blue Velvet, I'm pretty sure the "Baby wants to fuck!!!" scene was the craziest thing I'd ever seen. And I'd add that Frank's own shame/insecurity over this stuff makes it even scarier, he smacks her around just for looking at him the wrong way.

I've rewatched this scene probably more than any other film scene ever, it's really fucking mesmerizing

Suave/10

I'm feeling especially nostalgic because of this thread. I haven't thought about Jackass in years.

wrong thread :^) don't drink and post, kids.