ITT: Real maps

Anything to say about your own countries, bros?

>North to gothenburg
forest
>gothenburg to malmö
fields and trees

Do you have an appropriate thread on Sup Forums?

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Man, you baited us... but I must eat this one.
What is "the largest outlaw community in the world"?
Is that a real thing or just the city of Brasilia where your government and parliament live?

where white trash is on the map is actually one of the highest maori areas

here

I present you this GIF
blue = white people
green = mixed/black
last map = HDI

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City of Brasilia, m8. The biggest amount of thieves and liars by square meter...

>north of belgrade

Flatlands, farms and depression.

>south of belgrade

Mountains, cattle hearders and poverty. Inexpensive.

I thought that was Sao Paulo?

>most beautiful women zone

When will this "Brazilian women are the exist loololol :p" meme die? All your women look like horses and all your men look like bare chested faggots

Sao Paulo is almost on the coast... should be somewhere North of Santa Catarina

São Paulo (state) is the blue one next to the pink one (Paraná).

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> all the good goy counties in Michigan have colleges in them

Pottery

Gisele, Adriana, Alessandra and Laís may disagree with you...

Why are all of the rich and educuated areas blue?

I meant that Sao Paulo has the biggest amount of thieves and liars by square meter

>tfw living in red county surrounded by green/blue
I will be the first to die in the happening

it's because brasilia is Brazil's political center. Every congressmen/women, senator, ministry and our beloved presidentS reside there

Was about to post this
Even though I'm conservative, all the nicer places to live are blue. This is objective fact. They are cleaner, nicer, and smarter.

Because they don't have to deal with minorities.

This is so accurate, it's scary.

Checked
you're dead m8

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São Paulo thieves are more like petty criminals. Brasília ones steal millions at once, have several hidden accounts on Switzerland and even control some criminal organizations.

What the fuck happened to Invercargill and Southland?

That's where I'm from but it used to be white as fuck like a decade age.

Thought I was going to make a fortune in finance and then go back and retire somewhere comfy like Riverton.

Bugger.

>Long Island
>green

good good, we will need your blood.

>tfw only ever lived in black zones

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Honestly, America's just too damn complicated to get into. There are 50 states and almost all of them have unique personalities, some of them have multiple.

In other words, our diversity quota is full.

100% correct map of Germany

lol gay

whose jose sarney

Add Franken as "German Ultra-Rednecks"
Mark South Tyrol as the German Enclave
Mark the rest of the map as SOON(tm)

I'm assuming that you're one of the good Brazilians (in the South.)

What's the situation there in general? And are your womenz more or less staying within their community- or have they fallen for the cultural Marxism like here in the US (and are getting 'enriched')?

pretty accurate. Cologne used to be named "Chicago at the Rhine" in the 60s to 70s so that fits.

"apple wine and crime"
liek poetry.

fuck hessen, fuck that shitty place.

>Perth
>Asians
>0.9% Chinese
>1.6% Indian
Ok.

Tourists as well. Which is why there's that spot in QLD.

>No 1 tourists are White British
>Americans, New Zealanders, German and French all in top 10 visitor ethnicity
>couple of Westaboo Singaporeans and Hong Kongeans is Asian

Perhaps, but they're obviously less noticeable compared to the Mongol hordes descending upon Queen St Mall or drowning at Surfer's.

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I have to agree with you here. It's the same as South Korea: We get all our plastic women to represent the country through media but in reality the "normal" women here look like nigger tranny horses.

This map is objectively correct

50-50... Half want to remain pure aryan, other half is full of commie shills and craving for big black cocks.

Only thing I'm sure of is that the worst people are from South of France

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Well, at least half aren't completely suicidal.

How is the economy there? Does Saint Catherine allow Americans to do business (e.g., contracted software migrations/end user training)? A Peruvian-American friend of mine sings the praises of German Brazil and has suggested I look there.

I'm well-built but a manlet (5' 6'' on a good day, which I hide on important meetings with elevator shoes) so I will not steal all your women.

Canada:
"Come here if you want America Lite: Now with 100% LESS rights like freedom of speech"
> Northern "provinces"
Desolate no-man's land of stagnant traditionalist natives
> Eastern provinces
Parasitic government cities, home of (literally) rabid lawyers (aka: hell on earth)
> Middle provinces
Economically fragile and emotionally broken dirt farmers
> Eastern half of British Columbia
Isolated mountain village murderer vibe
> Western coast half of British Columbia
Rampant fungal infections and bone aches

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Accurate. North is beautiful and good people, Mumbai area is advanced, everywhere else is darkskin cow lovers or dangerous maoists

>tfw living in german detroit
saw a bronie last week on my campus
A FUCKING BRONIE

I wouldn't call all of NRW detroit, the Ruhrpott is fucked up, but everything else is comfy.

>grew up in Essen
>currently living in Gelsenkirchen and studying in Düsseldorf

I always see a cosplayer on my campus.

a shitposter from the hhu? fug i am not alone :DDDD

>Tasmania
>Bogans

Maybe 30 years ago, we've got the greatest modern museum on the planet here now faggot, probably more 'cultured' than anywhere else in the country. I'm not sure that that's entirely a good thing though.

>My family is split living in Oregon, Utah, Texas, Montana, and South Carolina

I have no idea what that makes me.

>Brexit edition

>Oregon could be red if it weren't for Portland or Lane County

Dammit are we at least gonna MOGA?

Recklinghausen here, how's it going?

Manchester, Leeds and Bradford are muzzie hellholes

>mfw I'm in the homosexuals circle

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give brown back to germany

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Why do you cunts always omit the Isle of Wight? Fuck you.

You were the ones who forced us to take it.

i just discovered that i have a lot of these from Sup Forums, so might as well drop them, enjoy

Russia

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Give it up anyway. We'll let you have Lwow.

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I know New Jersey is not a country, but this map is pretty funny.

Yep, from hhu.

Well, the GSG9 tried to catch a murderer wanted by interpol yesterday, but failed.

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>The mass murder sites are shown on a map with precise geographical coordinates
:3

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This is the stupidest fucking thing I've every had the displeasure of reading. Isn't there a better one?

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As someone from Holstein, I like it that way. "Leave me alone" should be our Moto.

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historyfag here, you?

>GSG9
>ever doing anything

GSG9 is the laughing stock of special forces.

how the fuck did obongo get elected with all that red?

im from Mecklenburg and i literally never met someone from Lübeck or someone who has been there until i was 17 or so. Its like that city is walled or something

I'm from Lawrenceville. I'd say everywhere around it at least is accurate.

Is Aquitaine the best region of France?

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Kek, the Swiss commies are unironically from the French part.

Why do frogs love socialism so much?

Surprisingly accurate. I come from the vast wilderness of rednecks at the end of the heroin highway

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