Alton Sterling is PROOF that Sup Forums is satire and this whole time I've just been getting trolled.
You see, I am very right wing so these memes were so easy to believe.
This man was shot on his belly at point blank range. There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
Sup Forums is satire and Alton Sterling made it too obvious
But he wuz a good boy, he dindu nuffin
really makes you think...
who?
That's right he was and deserved it. One of these days I'm going to fucking find where you slide shitposters live and I'm going to take a greasy fat shit on your porch.
wow I'm totally convinced, I'm redditmissile now.
>Sup Forums is satire
i remember when i was in enough denial about human shittiness to believe this
you'll see that although there are some people who are joking, it's sadly very real for the most part
Interesting tavistock image you got there.
Niggers.
Armed 310lb career criminal and child rapist, violently resisting arrest, reaching for a gun.
Thank you based cops for the taxpayer relief shot.
Being a criminal is not a justification for homicide and without the judicial process we are as bad as niggers. Lock em up.
Being firearm dangerous on the moment of police ariving because of a firearm report is a great way to get yourself killed / shot.
Stop saying he resisted. He was 310 pounds, extremely out of shape with 400 pounds on top of him wrestling him. He wasn't going to move a fucking inch GRAVITY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
He literally would have passed out from asthma 15 seconds later.
> The gravity argument
Oy vey
>resist arrest
>reach for gun
>be nigger
>"selling CDs" as a front to dealing crack
Good boy.
Dindu nuffin.
Etc etc.
>industrial foie gras
Animal "rights" people would have you believe that OP's image and mine are comparable in some way.
Animal "rights" people need to lie to you for you to believe them.
Make of that what you will
They ver obvious learned of his gun after the fact.
STOP THE SATIRE
JUST THIS ONCE
WE LOSE CREDIBILITY WHEN IT IS THIS FUCKING OBVIOUS
Police got a call from an anomymous person, stating that the suspect threatened some one with a fire arm.
So resistance only counts if you have a chance of succeeding? Gravity?!?! You're a fucking moron.
The police should hold a press conference and announce that any rioting will be met with deadly force.
He deserved it. Officer pointed a gun at him and told him not to attempt resisting and if he continues to do so, he would be shot. Trayvon 2.0 took that as a cue to chimp out harder so the officer put the poor dumb shmuck down. It's for the better anyway, you can see that the dumb nigs mentality was only going to make him suffer for the rest of his life with that self destructive behaviour.
Cry me a river you pussy shill. Respect your boys in blue and they'll respect you. Shitskins need to learn what respect means.
You basically just said shoot all toddlers that kick and scream
A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach. He would have SUFFOCATED HIMSELF.
No he actually is too fat to walk for more than a couple minutes
>Gravity doesn't work like that
>Least understood of the fundamental forces
Please, tell us how it works.
Ayy Laquisha!
*smacks lips*
We wuz them rebels and shit! He dindu nuffin wrong! Fuck them white racists polies!
>Sup Forums is satire
of course it fucking is.
Where you here when everyone had random names instead of anonymous? Every single board on Sup Forums was able to still function properly, except Sup Forums, which was 10 pages of "whoever gets [famous person's name] wins!!! kek demands it XD"
Seriously, if Hilary or the Jews or whoever wanted to shut down Sup Forums, all they'd have is just add some small game to the posts and Sup Forums would never talk about politics again.
If you seriously thought that these halfbaked high school dropouts were making any form of meaningful political discussion, then you really need to reexamine yourself.
/rare/
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>This man was shot on his belly at point blank range. There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
Doesn't that support the claim that he was charging the cop and the cop acted in line with the defense of self and others?
>had a gun
>went for it in his pocket
>got shot
>police bodycam footage is intact
>cruiser dashcam footage is intact
>full police investigation
>but this one witness said he dindu nuffin
So this is literally a slide thread?
Cool
It does
STOP MAKING THINGS UP.
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA THE WHAT THE COPS SAW.
DON'T CREATE A STORY LINE FOR THEM.
THEY TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED BUT YOU FUCKERS ARE TELLING THEM WHAT TO SAY.
YOURE ALL AS CORRUPT AS HILLARY
ALL WE KNOW IS A DEAD NIGGER FLOPPED AROUND ON THE GROUND BECAUSE HES SO FUCKING FAT AND GOT HEAD SHOTTED FROM 6 INCHES AWAY FOR IT
WHAT WE ALSO KNOW IS THIS PERSON CANT WALK UP STAIRS HES SO FAT
THEY BASICALLY SHOT AN OLD FUCKING LADY
What did you expect. This is Sup Forums.
About satire...the thing about satire is that part of it is true.
>toddler is more dangerous than 300 lbs black man
Wew lad!
Nice try user. :^)
>had a gun
>went for it in his pocket
>got shot
>police bodycam footage is intact
>cruiser dashcam footage is intact
>full police investigation
>but this one witness said he dindu nuffin
>don't make up stories from the cops, but listen to my story I made up for the suspect
I'm being rused, aren't I? This is thread is satire, isn't it?
>tfw England has WH40k and Dredd shit easily available
sam hyde is also a master hacker
he won't take your bullshit lightly
I didnt make up shit. You see him get shot you dont see him reach for a gun. STOP SAYING HE DID. The officer had the gun pointed. He waited 5 seconds to blast the guy from close range. That is premeditated murder.
if they are in possession of an illegal firearm, are resisting arrest, and reaching for their gun, then sure. what's the problem? toddlers shouldn't be exempt from lead salads just because they're small
Are people really this fucking stupid? Are they ignoring evidence on purpose?
> 'He was killed for selling CD's!'
> 'They executed him!'
> 'He was just standing there!'
See
>There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
so? i would have shot him too if he reached for his gun
A Pedo
Breaking is registration
Has a gun as a felon
Pointing gun at folks
Police arrive
resists arrest
get tazed
Doesn't fall
gets tackled
Still reaches for gun
Gets put down
I see no problem with this.
STOP SAYING HE WENT FOR HIS GUN
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
YOU LITERALLY ARE SPREADING A RUMOR
I would've shot him as soon as he started to threaten that man
He was so fat the forces were temporarily unified when he used his "dark energy"
At that point they had to shoot him before his power level increased.
Science will figure out dark matter and energy one day.
>police yell at him to lay down
>he doesn't
>they jump on him and try to get him on the ground
>he literally keeps resisting
I don't care.
yes they always ignore evidence or say it shouldn't matter . they literally want black people exempt from crimes
>All people can be interacted with in the same way.
Blacks view the entire justice system in an adversarial way, as if they are at war with it. They commit crime at a higher rate, use firearms more willingly than any other race, resist arrest at higher rates and overall show no understanding of the value of human life if a person is not their friend or family.
The impetus is on the black man to change, not the society around him. Until they, a grand majority of them, can be productive and upright citizens they will be not unjustly treated like rabid dogs.
#StopResisting
> being this triggered
I bet OP is not white too. :^)
I don't understand where they got the idea from that he was killed for the color of his skin, or because of selling illegal cd's. He was killed for resisting with a fire arm
I guess he didn't understand the gravity of the situation
>A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach.
>.02 sheckles has been deposited into your Hillary account.
>be Sup Forums
>never leave basement
>"theorycraft" how to real life on Sup Forums
>make up lies about a black man reaching for a gun
>these lies strengthen your theorycrafting
>Sup Forums still doesnt mass suicide
You painfully pathetic losers
> on his stomach
he was on his back. Nice try though, retard.
I think we can all agree that OP is a perfect example of the mental gymnastics people are making on Twitter to defend a fellon.
Nice one Nils
We are the cuckholded beta race. It's our duty to shut up. Nobody respects us and you are not allowed to make "puns" like the popular uncucked countries.
We are suppose to be quiet, nobody thinks your fun, and the more alpha countries see your display as pathetic beta posturing and will put you back into the lower hierchy.
Stop resisting arrest as a convicted felon
>A toddler is honestly more dangerous that a fucking 300 pound retard laying on his stomach.
How did I miss this one? Thanks OP.
His arms are clearly moving, I'm glad you're so confident that he was just doing a little jig on the ground, but when you have a weapon and are resisting arrest, you don't get the benefit of the doubt.
So he did actually have a gun in his pants?
> be OP
> get BTFO
> keeps posting to save face
OP also dind du nuffin. :^)
Hey aquafresh in AMERICA we have JUSTICE and people GET FAIR TRIALS
COPS ARE NOT JUDGES
Personally, if you cannot deal with a man this size you should have never been hired as a cop. These weak little babies that you guys are defending should be sucking dick for a living they obvious panic in situations and are all likely homosexual.
> Alpha country
name one. I for one refuse to cower and die while fascists walk over me.
The day of the rope will be here, be it soon, or later. I will participate in the cleansing and I expect you to do so too.
>Sup Forums is satire
Whatever
Yes he did. He even waved it around 5 minutes earlier according to the person that called the police.
HEY! THATS COLGATE FOR YOU YOU FAT ARMANIAN FUCK
Why didn't they just shoot his hand?
Literally who? A nigger got shot by a cop?
> this meme again
> These weak little babies that you guys are defending should be sucking dick for a living they obvious panic in situations and are all likely homosexual.
Calm down user, it's just a nigger.
Cop's ult wasn't up yet so he was aiming manually
> People that got shot that also happened to be black people is now an argument for racist cops
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
should be posted on all pages tbqh famalam
>some dumb nigger died
>this means white genocide is satire
Kill yourself.
I see. Can't wait to see dindus and liberals cry over him then.
Shut up brazil youre probably a 5 foot 6 135 pound brown person
Youre the exact person that SHOULD NEVER BE A COP
> The confrontation took place in the state capital, Baton Rouge, on Tuesday after reports of a man threatening people with a gun outside a shop.
>The man struggles and one of the officers pins his arm to the floor with his knee and then appears to pull out his gun and point it at the man.
Why do you faggots never pick one of the hundreds of actually bad shootings and always insist on the guy resisting arrest was a good kid?
Why can't you actually rally behind an ACTUAL problematic shooting?
Oh right, you're a jewish ploy to keep black people from making actually effective changes in how police work is done.
Because the more you shout about niggers not deserving to be shot, that were struggling against police, the more everyone else rolls their eyes at you.
No i completely believe in white genocide
But this one is on us. Its on is dammit.
Only a nigger would deny that #ThisOneIsOnUs
They already are.
Actual Dutch cop here. Used to do private security but that was a fucking mess. Police are allowed to use deadly force when he/she or any one else is in life danger.
>"He's got a gun!"
>(cop pulls out his gun)
>"Move and I'll..."
>(Guy starts squirming - probably going for his gun because if he gets caught with it, it's a guaranteed 5 years)
>"He's going for his piece!!!"
There ya go, dumbfuck.
It doesn't work like that.
Nice slide thread, btw.
And they were in about as much danger as being in a fucking dandelion patch
Yeah I know, why didn't they just shoot his trigger finger off? That would have disarmed him.
Brown > Nigger
:^)
Some people are allergic to Dandelion
>violently resisting arrest
lol k you obviously didn't watch the video
They had him pinned to the fucking ground. At best he was jiggling a bit. Because he was fat.
>There is NOTHING you can say to deny that.
No he wasn't
First off it's not "us" because neither of us were fucking there.
Secondly, an armed career criminal went for his gun when the police were arresting him and got shot. Big fucking deal.
> But this one is on us. Its on is dammit.
> While it's not
> Only a nigger would deny that #ThisOneIsOnUs
> hashtag
Posting in an epic bread.
Watching the video only, and nothing but the video, doesn't provide you with enough proof to discuss the arrest and death of this convicted fellon.
Yeah and my COPS SHOULDNT BE BABY BACK BITCHES THAT CANT WRESTLE AN ASTHMATIC DIABETIC AND ELDERLY(black males in baton rouge dont get older than this guy) RETARD!!!
#ImWithHer #ThisOneIsOnUs
yeah, he was executed and the cop should be jailed. there are a lot of boot lickers on Sup Forums these days. i really don't care though. niggers are killing whites left and right and this nigger happened to be a pedophile too so whatever. the world is probably a better place with him gone
Are you serious? 320x240 pixel 12fps video isn't enough to know exactly what's going on? it's the current year!
Saging this thread.
I've learned something today. Anti-Sup Forums is satire