/SerieA/ Matchday thread

De Rossi chimping out edition

Matchday 14:
>Saturday November 25
Bologna 3 - 0 Sampdoria
Chievo Verona 2 - 1 SPAL 2013
Sassuolo 0 - 2 Hellas Verona
Cagliari 1 - 3 Inter

>Sunday November 26
AC Milan 0 - 0 Torino
Genoa 1 - 1 Roma
Udinese 0 - 1 SSC Napoli
18:00 Lazio - Fiorentina
20:45 Juventus - Crotone

>Monday November 27
20:45 Atalanta - Benevento

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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LAZIO (3-5-1-1): Strakosha; Bastos, de Vrij, Radu; Marusic, Parolo, Leiva, Milinkovic, Lulic; Luis Alberto; Immobile.
>FIORENTINA (4-3-3): Sportiello; Laurini, Astori, Pezzella, Biraghi; Badelj, Veretout, Benassi; Chiesa, Simeone, Thereau.

2nd for VAR a shit

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Ayyyyyy

>riommer

Is that ref a Lazio fan?

>video assisted refball

roma had 13 benulties last season. with var only 3 benulties so far

games 3 goals

such a comfy serie A feel

lazio-viola should be the highligt of the round

FORZA CROTONE, JUVE A SHIT!

Nice try kid

Find a picture with more talent

>refs don't use VAR in situations that could give penalties
>receive few penalties
what a conumdrum

>bendtner has gone from practically hated in denmark for wasting his above average talent to full meme hero in the span of 4 years

I've never heard a player cheered so loudly as bendtner was in the last couple of matches he played for us.

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then he dragged eriksen out on a pisser after the ireland game and made him hung over all the way into the NLD the madman

>ywn go on a bender with bendtner
why live

>tfw have money but have no friends to go on a proper pub crawl

#respect

That's cute. Probably means the world to him.

>2015
>pogdab, pirlo, vidal
>2017
>khedira, pjanic, matuidi

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Juventus was interested in selling Pogba.

Is that second or third Viola kit? can't decide if I like it or not

for me that green is terrible

gol lazio de vrij

>AC Milan 0 - 0 Torino

4th? (viola, white, red, green)
it might be the same as Saint-Étienne home
DE V R I J!

pioli very stylish purple shirt

Did anyone post that Roma forum yet?

Some shady viola defending

is that leos son who belotti is kissing?

Apparently these niggas are the first professional team to have 5 kits, as of this season.

Red 2nd kit always looked good for them.

>brazzers.jpeg

>poor_little_buhaiolo_guy.jpg

Luis Alberto has been unreal this season. Besides Insinge, I don't think there's a more effective playmaker (unless you count DabGod).

His hair is faggy as fuck though

It's a requirement for being in Lazio, supposed to look Aryan.

>Weaknesses
>Might hurt himself while dancing in a disco club in Tenerife

Montella out
Mazzarri/Terim in

that lob pass, holy shit

'no'

im a bit worried by lazio in the ucl hunt

why though? Inter are going to win the title

doubt

chad sinisa vs virgin montella

>Sinisa Mihajlovic says he is ‘not satisfied’ with Torino’s draw at Milan but is happy with their performance.

>Vincenzo Montella insists Milan “controlled Torino from start to finish” and was content with the performance, even if fans jeered their 0-0 draw.

8) our year lads. inter aims for ucl so a cheeky scudetto run is pretty unpressure free

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One more pic, expected a lot more attendance for the match desu. Lazio - Fiore obviously

>tfw I'll never play for a top 6 Serie A side, scoring goals and living it up in Rome while fugging every woman in sight

offisde desu

t. giallozozzo with eyes and liver problems

t. lotito

Chiesa should've scored that desu

he is crazy good. so young and starter level almost any team

poorfag here, how Fiorentina doing?

losing 1:0 to lazio
they are attacking a lot and having bigger possession in the second half so far however, there is hope

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viola has lotsa new players. this brazil dude never heard

>state of those pants

kek nice pic. why dont you watch from stream?

no, I don't even know where streaming is...

google reddit soccerstreams and pick one from there

How have Napoli stayed so injury and fatigue free, considering the wear and tear of going strong in two competitions? Milik and Ghoulam don't count, ACL tears are freak injuries.

Napoli are 15th out of 20 total teams in seriea when it comes to average distance covered in this season so far. They run and sprint smart, not for the sake of running.

Ironically Inter are first.

also everywhere I read that they have a great medical team

also Sari trains them like slaves

Aren't Lazio fans protesting or something?

in the UCL they are the second after I think liverpool for distance covered though

parolo would have 2 goals if he could head the ball.

You now remember him scoring 4 goals in a game

wow viola almost got a goal with a volley. great save strakosha

LEL BASED VAR

o ou benulty

VAR
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THANK YOU BASED PIOLI

FORZA VIOLA

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Since when is Enzo Miccio Fiore's coach?

so stylish wish i had that shirt and jacket

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Lightning-speed penalty desu

Who did he finger?

Juventus XI: Buffon; Barzagli, Benatia, Howedes; Lichtsteiner, Marchisio, Matuidi, Alex Sandro; Douglas Costa, Mandzukic, Dybala

HOWEDES

checked to see if his lasagna was warm enough and burned his finger

>roma and lazio thought they were going to catch up to juventus
jjjjJUST

Juventus (3-4-2-1): Buffon, Lichtsteiner, Benatia, Barzagli, Howedes, Alex Sandro, Matuidi, Marchisio, Douglas Costa, Dybala, Mandzukic
>Crotone (4-4-2) Cordaz, Pavlovic, Cecccherini, Ajeti, Samperisi, Nalini, Barberis, Mandragora, Rohden, Budimir, Tonev

inb4 Scrotone purges the Allianz™ stadium

Where's Rugani?

>be the de facto jewish club
>sign the most aryan looking German you can find

What did (((they))) mean by this?

any hope for scrotum

Thats a strange stat, surprised that a team as offensive as Napoli runs so little.

>Inter are first
Well >we have candreva, the master of pointless running. I'm sure he raises our average quite alot.

They made Miliks knee so strong that his other, natural one couldn't keep up

Only now realized Atalanta - Benisvento is tomorrow. Monday seriea best seriea, what a comfy game to look forward to.

ok, I checked on UEFA's site.
Tottenham 580.4 and Napoli 573.9 are the top 2 for distance covered.

closest to them are shaktar donetsk 564 Spartak moskow 562 liverpool chelsea and mancity covered 560 km.

All the small teams covered far less distance than that, possibly due to less resources for their medical and training facilities and team.

juventus 531 man united 530.8 probably due to their sit back and counterattack style.
barcelona with 490.5 is the team that has covered less distance than anybody else, ad the only one below 513 km.

APOEL 557.6 is the small team that has covered more distance.
Everybody else is between Barca and APOEL

Isn't the ACL something that can't be really trained that much and is just down to genetics and luck?
I forgot Atletico and Basel.
Atletico 560.1 , Basel 562

Too bad you can't see how many players have played for how many minutes and get an average of distance covered per player

:^))))))