FC Messi vs Valencia Official Match Thread 2

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>not a goal

clearly not in (added vertical lines to dispell confusion)

>MESSHIT

>my gf just sent me this
What do?

Delete it from hard drive and uninstall your dick

Spain only won a WC because lampard goal got called out, they shouldn't be complaining

wasn't that 7 years ago?

>that shadow
why is this the funniest pic I've seen all day

Wait that was not considered in? How do you not have goal line technology? I'm sure EPL or Bundes have it, right?

>clearly not in

No you very clearly see it bounce inside the line

Serie A and Bundesliga even have have VAR.

the ball has to be inside for 3 seconds to be a goal

Come on man you're making us look like we can't do the bantz

She got naked in Girls like every episode

that's just some dark grass

the stadium is lit from all sides - the ball can't cast just one shadow

>even Valencia players are surprised
kek

Or alternatively you can get your best cokehead to just slap it in.

vomit

Valencia are fucking cunts.

Holy crap I never thought of seeing vermaelen wearing that barcelona shirt again.

why tho?

must be new for the muslims to be on the receiving end of refball eh?

Playing really dirty.

damn, Valencia is actually good. When do they play Real Madrid?

Actually an entertaining Spanish liga match for once

Them's the breaks. There will be one winner at the end and only bitches will care about how it happened. If you understood that you might still have an empire.

They tied earlier this season. They play them again January 28th.

I wish I was fucking cunts. ;_;

RODRIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RODRIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

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>entertaining

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCKIN SAD

lmao at tose fags celebrating

The sockening is the only fun is this game so far.

Oh. And the goal they scored right now lul

WHAT THE HELL I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

Vamos Valencia!

ERA

From what part of Balensia are u guys?

barcelona are playing like a shitty south american national team..like chile or something..stop running around and rushing everything ffs

RODRIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

el carmen, valencia

I just realize valencia is full of other leagues' rejects
>zaza
>kondogbia
>rodrigo
>paulista
>neto
>murillo
how did they do it? turn those shits into gold?

Deulofeu is utter shit, and the much superior Denis Suárez never fucking plays.

VALVERDE OUT

was it penalty before from Umtiti to Guedes?

Barcelona looking worse by the minute. Fuck Suarez

gf just send this

I once interviewed Denis Suarez when he was at Manchester City and he explained how when he went out for a drink in the city and asked for a water, people thought he was strange.

Valencia is a weird team desu. looks like a FIFA team

why does she make that face at the end?

Looks like Messi is hiding behind Valencia players on purpose, all he does is walk and jog a little

Is it Paco time?

fraudssi

>PSG and Man City now the only /undefeated/ teams left

Non-arab clubs btfo

>The Spanish province of Barcelona

You know whats weird, having 100+ teams in your leaguem

>semedo
>actually cheio de medo
he's getting fucking skinned alive by guedes out there

Valencia are unbeaten and Atletico

lmao

Deulofeu is shit
Suarez is shit
Messi is shit
Paulinho is shit

>le pass everything through Messi team
how are any passing lanes supposed to open, at this point you're just waiting for him to bail you

>still 7 points ahead of halal shitdrid

Most of England's top teams are owned by Americans anyway.

Deulofeu has been so shit.

Tall girls can be so aesthetic.

She knows.

>who is Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan

Fuck off

VALENCIA HAS BEIN SPORTS AS THEIR SPONSOR YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
REALLY GETS THE OLD NEURONS FIRING, DOESN'T IT?

Can Valencia win La Liga?

I almost feel bad for Suarez, he's still such a talented player but his knee injury means he can't move as quickly as he used to. Must be absurdly frustrating to know that you can do amazing things but a ligament in your knee is the only thing stopping you from doing it.

dennis suarez is so qt

How many passes has Messi given away? I though he was a good passer too?

How's Kondogbia been?

GOAT

>leaving Suarez on in his current form

But why?

8/44 in the PL and Championship is "most" apparently

can't wait for this dumb fucking fad where every girl pulls up their dresses up to their tits to die

Kiss my tits

>AlCancer in

Fuck's sake Guedes

>guedes

>lel-liga
even more rigged than seria a desu

top banter la

Reminder that the ball did NOT cross the line.

exposing messhit

good thing Guedes is utter shit too, what a pathetic match for Barcelona

It's a skirt

this literal who Rodrigo Moreno has 8 goals this season, Ronaldo has 2. Lmao.

>Having that as your gf in the first place

FUCK'S SAKE

3-1 inc

every time this bein sport commentator says "football club Barcelona" I die a little inside.

mess will score again

I said "top teams". Why are you including most of the PL, let alone the fucking championship? Man United, Arsenal, and Liverpool are owned by Americans. That's 3 of England's top 5 teams right there.

not busy sucking penaldos dick today ?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

atletico did, so can valencia

>You

SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

GOOOOOL

GOD DAMN IT

Come to bestikas

FUCKIN GOAT HOLY SHIT

What a pass from Messi