Looking on job site

>Looking on job site
>Every single job requires a degree
>Sup Forums told me degrees were a j*wish scam meme

If you have the equivalent experience a degree is usually not required

If you don't even have the experience then perhaps you are underquallified for those positions

And how exactly the fuck am I suppose to get experience if no wants to give me a chance?

btw all BLACKs have degree
Pro wh*Toid chicks arriving orgasm degree

Use the fuckin' hands for other things besides masturbating.

In the real world your degrees are only a paper.

Paper that gets you a job and a lot more money than people without degrees, yes.

why do you keep posting this here?
you're almost here every night, just go to/r9k/ or /soc/

Those boards cant help me with my issues.

>He really thinks that

Don't you have job centers or organizations to help with this?

It's almost impossible to be without work if you want to work in a Western nation. Either your pride or your laziness is getting in your way.

It is objectively true though, yes. The vast majority of decent jobs require degrees. Most of Canada's job growth in recent years was for people with degrees.

On average, people with degrees make a shit ton more than those without degrees in Canada.

I can find a job, but not a decent one.

and neither can this one, considering you keep coming back

Just lie that you have a degree. They probably won't background check it.

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I thought people here were successful and could help me.

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So it's not the job that is the problem, it's you and your pride.

No offense, but what you are asking for is the impossible. You want a "decent" job but have no qualifications or experience, and you are too prideful to take other jobs.

go get a degree. Any STEM degree program will offer connections, internship positions, and fairs for companies to hire students

>I thought people here were successful
what about a board built to make fun of other countries made you think it was successful?

Because those jobs have no progression. Ive worked a lot but those jobs are deadend and teach me nothing.

My parents wont help pay for it so ill have to work fulltime and get cucked with no networking and shit marks.

wish we could go back to the days when being white was all you needed to get a job

That's why it's called a job and not a hobby, you mongoloid.

>My parents wont help pay for it so ill have to work fulltime and get cucked with no networking and shit marks.
If you still live with your parents, rent-free im assuming, you'll save money quickly if you don't spurge on pointless video games and anime shit. Entry level warehouse jobs will earn you like $3000 per month which is the price of one semester in a local state university

I am a CEO 50k a day and I dont need a stupid degree. Listen to me and you will succeed.

That makes no sense you retard. I'm saying I want to find a job that actually pays significantly more than minimum wage, teaches me something or can actually allow me to progress.

Shovelling shit all day long is useless.

I live in Ontario, I cant find a job that isn't retailcucking, fastfoodcucking or officecucking.

Have you considered a job where you get your dick sucked by models and get paid way above minimum wage for doing nothing? I think it's a great option if you don't want to be cucked.

So you have no experience yet you're not willing to work these shitty jobs?

Are you serious right now? You expect him to get KEKED? Fuck out of here.

So what you're saying is that you can find a job but not one that will pamper your soft ass and not make you feel like "le cuck meme"

Look, normie. Its not that I'm unwilling, it's that I want to get a job that actually has progression to it.

I could flip burgers or stack shelves until I'm 35 but where will that get me? It won't get me relevant experience for meaningful work.

It's like you've made up memes in your brain and refuse to read what im saying.

Police, military, corrections. Guaranteed jobs if you aren't a fucking total idiot

>Work a shitty office job in college for 2 months where I basically make coffee and get donuts for people
>Say I worked there for two years on resume


Why are you so fucking retarded

I think you should really consider the position as a local alpha male where you will be responsible for having your dick sucked by every women in town.
lol enjoy being a militarycuck and getting shot

Is OP the same guy who was posting "another day wasted on Sup Forums instead of doing someting productive" a year ago? If so, you probably need to get real help in that case specifically.

>lol enjoy being a militarycuck and getting shot
>Implying the entire military is all combat roles

If you wanna be a pussy there are plenty of "safe" jobs in the military

or you could just take the shitty pay first. You'll get the job if you're competent. larping and blaming pol will not help you though

At that point you might as well say you worked at Cargill as a senior executive. What the actual hell is your point?

I swear you guys are not even reading my posts, you're making up what I write and responding to it instead.

I HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN RETAIL, FASTFOOD AND OTHER MEANINGLESS LABOUR. IT MEANS NOTHING I WANT A JOB WHERE I CAN GET SOME SKILLS DOING MEANINGFUL WORK. I WANT TO ACTUALLY BUILD A CAREER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I dont even care about the pay or benefits package I just want to build meaningful exp on my resum!!!

Only a tiny percentage of people in the armed forces experience direct combat. And in that small percentage the majority are in special forces or combat roles such as infantry.

The US armed forces during "peace time" is essentially a big jobs program

So you have the experience and you STILL can't get a job?

The issue is perhaps with you, I would suggest sorting yourself out.

Perhaps you should get a degree

don't want a degree because it's a j*wish scam.

Isn't Canadian education """"Free""""

Listen I am going to give you the hard truth, it just looks like you are not going to make it.
Do you ever wonder why some people have these high paying jobs while you slave away as a retailcuck? What do they have that you don't have? I'll tell you what, they have connections and they know people. It's not about education or experience like some people tell you, in reality its all about who you know and it seems like you don't know many important people.
Even if you go to uni and get a piece of paper you won't get far. Just give up and enjoy the grind as a minimum wage slave.

>classifies jobs that need to be done as meaningless labour

that's a shitty attitude fren

That is what im trying to figure out. How I can get an entry-level job in tech, or some field that I can progress in.

Did you read like half my post or something? None of the shit I've worked has carry over to anything. Stacking shelves or flipping burgers means absolutely nothing because it's something an ape can learn in ONE WEEK, MAXIMUM.

Wtf guys are you all trolling me by pretending nit to understand?

>entry-level job in tech
>don't want degree
good luck

What kind of job do you want in tech?

A sysadmin job where I can do fuck-all and get paid

You know what I mean.

Carrying around boxes or flipping burgers or driving around on a forklift has zero carryover.

I could work there for 60 years and I wont have ANY SKILLS someone couldn't learn within a week or two. It's brainless labour. Zero thinking. Zero anything.

Anything

I'm willing to do any job in tech where I can actually learn shit and progress

and you don't have a degree?

lmaoing enjoy fast food

Are you dumb?
Plenty of entry level tech jobs don't require degrees, you just need to demonstrate you know what you're doing

with that, i can help you. take a CCNA / MCSA course, do your exams and start working in second level operations. it's literally that easy, space monkeys could do that job, and if it turns you're competent you will be promoted in five years, tops.

I have known guys that got into tech jobs because they actually knew about computers and learned that stuff since they were in high school. I don't think the person we are talking to is in that category.

You can unironically learn web dev in 10 months and get a job as a front end developer

You might want to get a degree or you could get skilled at something

well, you don't know what i mean, dude. the trick is that every job is you providing value to the employer, and getting a share of that value back. it applies to both burger flipping, and CEO tier shit just the same. i saw you commenting you want to get big money an do fuck al,, that is never going to happen, and that attitude only gets you t6o whine on Sup Forums like the pathetic neet you currently are.

You could work one of these retail/fastfood/labour jobs for 35 years. Put your heart and soul into every Burger and order of fries.

Then you can quit. They bring in someone straight out of highschool or even currently in highschool, show him what to do and in ONE WEEK he will be as efficient as you.

I understand why everyone in Ontario does insurance fraud, bank fraud, etc. Life is a fucking scam. Capitalism is bullshit the only way to get anywhere in life is to lie and cheat and steal and Rob.

Is it really that easy?
I am studying physical therapy so I'm not familiar with the tech industry that much, I know there are lots of opening these days but it seems like every second guy in my college is doing it.

I never said that. That was another Canadian mocking me and thinking hes hilarious.

i think you skipped past

I can't give you all the info in one comment. But the short answer is it depends on you and how dedicated you are.

If you want more info go to the web dev leddit or CSCareers

Ill look into it. I heard microshaft business certs are very useful too right now as Azure is a gold mine

You can start doing helpdesk shit while you're at it. Get you familiarized with the environment.

How do I get a job in cloud computing I am reading that AWS and Azure are battling it out for marketshare so you can easily make bank from it

Pls reply

since you're making up excuses, so as not to go to school:
1. get a job on an oil rig
2. save money
3. pay tuition for uni
4. get better job w/ degree

or join the military

lol good luck, I know tons of retards who go to college for computer networking and stuff, they never make it past low tier jobs in IT, go to university if your aim is sys admin

you just do any combination of these business certifications, and you're good. there is also no point to singling any particular technology because they are somewhat all the same, and they cycle out pretty fast. I started working after hraduating high school and doing these sort of technical specialization extra year thing we have here (i'm not a bong btw) and now whenever i want extra training or a certification the company piicks up the bill for me. i don't know if they do that in canada too, but why wouldn't they?

Statistically you're not special, you're just another random variable in a game of chance and your chance is that you'll earn like shit if you don't get a degree.
Stupid people love to base their lives on the example of outliers, you won't be an outlier because outliers know shit about why the fuck they're outliers in the first place. No matter how many inspirational books you read, personal experience you hear or talks you assist your chance to not fall on the standard distribution is just as little that you could just as well buy a lottery ticket.
Sup Forumstards love to mock on leftists because they think they're special snowflakes but nothing says more special snowflake than self righteousness in form of improbable shenanigans transmitted to one another in form of circle jerking.

I actually was thinking about the oil rig thing a few years back, it was my backup plan.

I hope they do

I heard some companies pay for your degree to do it part time or even pay for your MBA

At least you don't have micropenis like me. So don't complain, there is always somebody in much more worse situation than you.

Someone with a penis that was blown off by a landmine could say the same to you.

You're posting on Sup Forums, I'm not exactly convinced you are tough enough for an oil rig. don't fall for the university meme. I thin molymeme summarized best when he said it used to be an IQ test which employers cannot do on job interviews, but diversity culture ended that. a good understanding of the subject and some work ethics will get you far, you don't need a degree.

*unless it's required by the government in your particular field, but that's not true of IT

Well go work the oilfields, it pays a good wage and you've just been making excuses re: every other option.

But isn't it better to get a degree? Statistics show the vast majority of Canadian job growth was for those with degrees in recent years.

Apparently they're ded but ill look into joining the military, or at the reserves at least.

Yes. It's better to have a degree. Again, I work in IT, the people with just college degrees don't go beyond a certain rank unless they work REAALLLLY hard and are REAAAALLY good at what they do.

What would you personally advise as a fellow Canadian working in IT?

Right now im looking into joining the Canadian Forces reserves and watching YouTube videos about window cleaning businesses.

why do you piece of fucking shit retards keep feeding this dumb fuck's ego by replying to his endless threads?

he fucking spams them all day on Sup Forums and /biz/

holy fuck i hate you all

Fuck you normie

kill yourself. you literally have no reason to live other than getting replies to your stupid threads on here and /biz/

My death will be on your hands

I just got home from working a 12 hour shift in a warehouse, trust me get a degree

I have a degree and can't find a single job where I can use it.
They either require different subjects, a different degree or more experience.

I'm now applying for jobs for people with a lower degree.

Biz is taken over now by the sad Pepe squad

>missing out entry level jobs usually requires degrees in the field