OIL?

OIL?

CIA NAPKINS

>WRITE THIS DOWN
>M A R S
>MARS BITCHES

RED ROCKS

Japan is sending Playstations.

>tfw there won't be a new season of the show that does a sequel to black Bush with black Trump

>"SNL is defunct. Bring back In Living Color! That shit was the bomb." -- Tweeted at 3:00 A.M.

>"We're gonna have the Winter whitehouse in Atlanta. While we're on that topic, Lil Jon is now speaker of the house."

The cradle of fucking civilisation!

It's Oy?

>oh wait, you don't have an army! I guess that means you should shut the fuck up! Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

Pray to god you dont drop that shit

Bitch you cooking?

Ridiculous! RIDICULOUS!

When is Dave getting out of that loony bin in South Africa?

>Got t-rex eggs
>shit tastes wild!

>oh my god it's hatching!
>cuts of it's head and drinks the fountain of blood

the 'lost' episodes had some good sketches

THEY GOT ALUMINUM TUBES

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?

ALUMINUM

Black Trump would make KFC great again
It's really gone downhill

Oil? Who said anything bout oil; you cookin' bitch?

I'VE GOT FORTY NATIONS

READY TO ROLL SON

Like who?

Like who?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

The UN should sanction me, sanction me with your army...OH WAIT.

CRADLE OF

'HITLER?'

WE'RE GOING TO SPACE NIGGA

UNITED
STATES
OF
SPACE

ZULU NATION

YAY YAY

Stankonia said they're willing to drop bombs over baghdad

THIS IS A FULL NELSON BITCH

IT'S A PUN

as a euroshit, how does Chapelles humor work in the current political & entertainment climate in america?

Are you sure?

it doesn't, his show wouldn't live 2 weeks in the current situation. Key&Peele are the neutered more or less PC version which is why they're not half as funny

THEY TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

MORNING, NIGGARS

I thought he is back. Doesn't he have a new stand-up?

I wish he didn't go crazy and convert to Islam and go to Africa and shit. His show was fucking hilarious.

Now I've got enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives!

I'M RICH BIATCH

I forgot about this episode until just this second

I also need you to take a picture with a midget.

Holding these balloons.

Yeah he got paid a fuck load by netflix for it I believe. Guy has fuck you money and doesn't want to be tied down to a show constantly.