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IT WAS 5-0 Edition

ATL:Sanu catches eight passes, tosses 51-yard TD
CIN:Joe Mixon posts 166 yards and a score vs CLE
PHI:Zach Ertz bounces back with 10/103/1 line
TEN:Corey Davis limited to 4/39/0 against Colts
PHI:Blount leads the backfield with 15 for 97
TEN:D. Walker leads Titans with 4/63/1 receiving
ATL:Tevin Coleman finds end zone twice vs. Bucs
PHI:Ajayi gets just five carries in blowout win
PHI:Alshon Jeffery scores 5th TD in 4 games
IND:Jack Doyle survives Colts disaster with 7/94
IND:T.Y. Hilton busts with 15 yards versus Titans
IND:Brissett takes 8 sacks; Colts fall to Titans

Dem pants

>Double digit wins

I aint feeling smug at all
the Panthers should've choked the Jets

Win is a win

Not true at all. Good teams are supposed to beat bad teams soundly.

>Queefs are actually going to lose the division

>Joe Mixon posts 166 yards and a TD
I miss Cook so bad :( He was supposed to stay healthy...

>Have no WR's or O-line to help our new QB
>Bears will probably draft defense anyways
>Mfw

This isn’t college football

didn't the Eagles lose to the Chiefs?

>The NFL is now up to 13 ejections during the regular season after that fight between the Broncos and Raiders. There are no official records for ejections per year, but the most ESPN Stats & Information has documented is 13 in 2014. That database goes back to the 2001 season. So, one more ejection will be the league's highest total in at least 17 seasons.

Didn't the Patriots?

Are you making assumptions about my fandom?

I know. Good teams in the NFL are supposed to beat bad teams soundly

>That fucking pick six

2017 is the year of the chimp

Imagine having a defense that gave up a TD in November

Honestly I like having the chimpouts if the games are going to be this shit 90% of the time

but the Pats also lost to the Panthers
are the Pats secretly shit?

imagine having an offense that doesn't score 30 points a game

Lost to the panthers? Good teams wouldn't do that

Imagine not having the longest active streak of 20+ point games

so the Bears are a good team and the Patriots are bad?

The Patriots are undefeated away from home since Deflategate

Is Alshon Jeffery the most based player in the NFL?

Beating the panthers doesn't mean you're good. Losing to the panthers means you're bad

Imagine not having the highest scoring offense.

Actively hoping Brady takes a hit to his spinal column next game that leaves him unable to walk

How bad would the shitposting be if the Vikings won the Owl at home and Case Keenum won a superb owl ring

>Bears let Alshon walk for no reason other than to save money
>Bears let Alshon walk knowing they were going to draft another QB

I can run a team better than these losers in the Bears front office.

so the Pats are bad
got it

>Then Alshon turned down bigger money to play with Carson Wentz

This is true, yes.

>2Pac

>that fucking chimpout

How the mighty have fallen

>imagine not having a overall 18-1 record in games without kelvin benjiman
18-1
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1

The Eagles are 10-0 in games where LeGarrette Blount gets a carry

the Browns are undefeated in games where they don't suck

>Our year they said

Eagles since the Merger are 30-0 when scoring 40 points

commitment to excellence

The Raiders are 3-0 in Superbowls when they win the Superbowl

So this is the power of MVP.

The Browns are undefeated when the opposing team doesn't score any points

Amazing stat

Pats got 7 sacks today on the Dolphins. Has their D-line really improved or was this incompetency by the Dolphins?

The Saints are undefeated in games where their score is higher when the clock says 00:00.

In every game Tom Brady has started, he has thrown 0 INTs when the opposing defense gets 0 interceptions.

The Dolphins oline was so shit they made Ajayi look awful, do the math

Navarro Bowman has intercepted Paxton Lynch

mostly garbage time

Still like 3 before garbage time though.

Jags Jagging in Arizona.

In every game the 49ers have ever won they scored more points than the other team.

are the eagles legit?

Yes, easy schedule or not they're blowing teams the fuck out

Incompetency by the Dolphins

this is pretty fuckin wild

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How good has Jordan Howard actually looked in all of the Burrs other games? He was completely shut down today

Dunno, he was 3rd in the NFL in rush yards though

>needing your QB to run in order to avoid finishing with negative rush yards

Josh Gordon is going to tear his ACL on his first catch which will be a touchdown pass that is called back for holding.

are the Jags, dare I say it, EXPOSED

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>Jags losing to a literal dumpster fire tank team

Good, maybe their insufferable fucking faggot fans can go back into hiding for at least a week

So if a receiver is running downfield. He gets pushed as the ball is coming by a DB, to the point that he is falling down. While he is falling down, he catches the ball. Is it considered a tackle by the DB? Or can the receiver get up again and run towards the endzone?

Thanks

The Patriots are 5-0 when they win the SuperBowl

Not gonna lie I'd be humbled as fuck, plus I'd finally be able to shitpost about the iggles and Razorcakes

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Probably down by contact. I suppose he's attributed with a tackle.

would he be the worst SB-winning QB? Worse than Dilfer?

> still won the game

Big Ben was worse than Dilfer in his 1st Owl -- worst QB performance in an Owl win, iirc. Peyton was worse than Dilfer in his last Owl.

Hmm. He was pushed before the ball was in his hands, so I would say he can still get up and run. I suppose the tackle would have to begin after the ball is in his hand in order for the zebras to rule him down. Good question tho

>against the New York Jets

Very difficult to do, I hear only Brady can dominate this amazing team.

I can't wait for the Steelers game. I'll probably be eating a Moonpie with a rootbeer float. Popcorn from my popcorn popper too.

Want to call attention to the bears fan who claimed this week that it'd probably be a close game because the bears were an elite rushing offense who would expose the eagles' overrated run defense.

14 carries for 6 yards

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He’s called down. It doesn’t matter if he has the ball or not when the tackle started. The cause of the player falling is what determines if he can get up and keep running.

Other player causes him to fall= down, even if he doesn’t have the ball yet when initial contact occurred

Falls/trips on the turf= not down, can keep running

>You can be 10-1 in the NFL without being legit

This salty little bitch huehue

let them continue to disbelieve

>le scrape by the jets team

>2016 cowboys
>2015 panthers were literally undefeated (at this point) and not legit

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Are we gonna hire Gruden again?

>The Pats went 16-0 and got exposed
>The Panthers went 15-1 and got exposed
>The Cowboys went 13-3 and got exposed

Because of the Refs and >JESTS.

nah the Pats got TYREE'D
>overall a pretty shit receiver
>last catch of your career is the helmet catch
what a career

We're going to get Harbaugh.

Kyle Long is fuming

Hiring a college coach didn't work out so well last time.

based

By citing teams that won conference championships, you're accidentally disproving yourselves.

Can't wait for >us to be back in first after today is over

what happened to the Jags?

AHAHAHAHA NOT EVEN KIZER WAS BENCHED 3 TIMES THIS SEASON

will the Eagles ever be good?

See you in the playoffs then