The supposed celtic empire

the supposed celtic empire

>Celtic Empire
Chad

>Greek colonies
virgin

>Celtic empire
The Celts were hordes of uncivilized niggers who never managed to develop anything resembling a state despite dominating such vast swathes of land, and as such were easily (and rightly) conquered tribe by tribe.
That map is Finnish empire-tier shitposting.

Finnish empire actually happened.

WE

Source?

No central authority = no empire.

It's like calling speakers of Dravidian languages the "Dravidian empire".

>le celts were uncivilized niggers who never achieved anything meme

They didn't even know how to write, it was almost Africa tier.

>Africa tier
Even North Africans had figured out writing long before the Celts came to exist.

what a joke
we wuz shit

Map checks out. It's best to think of the Celts as a very loose trading confederation. Tribes would mine gold and make wares and trade them amongst each other.
Of course they fought amongst each other on a piecemeal or tribe vs. tribe basis.

>Slovakia
That name doesn't have Celtic origins, so why is it on a map of Celts?

>The Celts were hordes of uncivilized niggers who never managed to develop anything resembling a state despite dominating such vast swathes of land,
The Celts accomplished a lot but were basically de-centralized unlike the Romans who had an empire centered on Rome. However, you're right in that there was never a Celtic Empire.

Celts were the bitches of the Lusitanians and lived off Tartessos garbage before that.

>They didn't even know how to write, it was almost Africa tier.
To be fair the Irish had Ogham in 400 A.D. which seems like it wouldn't matter except for the fact it doesn't look like other alphabets.

BRAGA IS THE CELTIC POWERHOUSE OF IBERIA WHY ITS IS NOT IN THE MAP?

>A.D.

Ethiopians had Ge'ez in the 9th century BC.

>empire

Veneti weren't celtic, I wonder how many mistakes this wewuz map has

Because your beloved germanic ancestors could write?

A ULATI, MON ATRON!
A BROGI'M CUMBROGON!
EXS TOU' URADIU UORROBIRT

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>Celtic
>Empire

The only similarity between a Thracian, a Bohemian and a Briton was the lack of proper hygiene at best

What really bothers me about this map is that none of the names in Britain (or at least England) are demonstrably Celtic and some of them in particular are really dodgy, like Lindum and Isurium. It's always just taken as a given that the entirety of Britain was Celtic-speaking even when there's little to no evidence for it.

It's also pretty interesting that it marks Leiden when there's a trivial German derivative for it.

That was real, sweety

MENA people had higher population density. Higher population density leads to more development in every area. That doesn't mean however that northerners necessarily had lower IQ's.

You're not really thinking this through, are you, "Estonian"?

m8, the map lists SLOVAKIA as a Celtic region and places it somewhere in Transylvania. This is surely the work of Amerifats.