When is Norway going to apologise for existing?

When is Norway going to apologise for existing?

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Why?

hush

Because it should be a part of Sweden

Why?

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Stop

Bullying

Norway

Wall across Swedish border when?

We and Norway are pretty much identical in culture. If 2 countries are identical, the most relevant of the 2 should annex the less relevant

Don't bully Norway
I know a qt that lives there and goes on Sup Forums

Never.

cute

>We and Norway are pretty much identical in culture.
Nice try Mehmet ibn Sultan al-Malmö

>W-we are different i swear

We could share you on two pieces

When is Australia going to get nuked?

Nah we should split it 4 ways with Denmark and Somalia.

Sweden should be annexed by WOKE surrounding countries.

Anything south of Norrköping is danish claim

Funniest thing is that how even somalis would fight against sweden on that war.

>W-we are white i swear

You think your army could defeat ours?
Top Kek

Somalia was never relevant. Also you're the relatively poor one.

we'll take it back one day

But could you bring yourselves to fight your Somali bretheren?

You think we wouldnt join them?

"muh saab gripen" vs nato

And you think Nato would help you attack a Nato ally?

Norway IS Nato.

Somalians IQ is so low they are technically retarded. Avg IQ in Somalia is 68 and if you have an iq below 70, you're retarded.
They're far from a threat and the only things we need to fight is the Jewish families that own our media and the socialist politicians.

Yes I know but they wouldn't justify you attacking an ally.

Everything west of Vänern belongs to Norway, everything north of Umeå to Finland and everything south of Norrkoping to Denmark. Everything else should be ethnically cleansed

Just let it be Nordic inside conflict, swedes got no chance against us.
We alone could rush from north to the stockholm in just 3 days.

You are not an ally of NATO. You are neutral remember?

But I want to see Göteborg and Malmö nuked :(

I have not, pls tell me more user?

Nothing ever happend

That's the price of meme'ing as a neutral.

Why is norway still not enriched? It has worked for sweden see. Norway should open its borders. Here a link if you have any doubt :

www.thecuckpost.com/10-photos-that-will-make-you-say-fuck-borders-and-shiet-man

We take in Swedocuckos and Swedina SomCumDumpsters for seasonal work, that counts.

Swedes is similar but don't have our hiking and skiing culture, so we are therefore not compatible.

No, but yours couldn't defeat ours either.

they are

Bjork?

>We and Norway are pretty much identical in culture

Bergen and eastern Norway is different enough, how the cuck can s*eden be identical then sven?

NORWAY IS THE BEST
NORWAY IS THE GREATEST
NORWAY ABOVE ALL

These threads always ends with scandi war.

lmao

This actually true no memes or anything, psychologist's have done studies about it and concluded with that robotic soulless people can't survive in Bergen.

More similar to Denmark then Svenmolia

Everything In fennoscandia and all of the Baltic sea is rightfully Swedish

Uk will fight to the death for Norway

Its more like two queers scratching each other with their nails

FIRST FOR NORGE

When you're neutral, you deserve absolutely nothing.

How spesific

It's always two posters arguing so it's not a far stretch.

It's certainly better than throwing potatoes at Northern Ireland.

Truth is, swedes should purge their shitty country of muslims and somalis

then, norway-sweden-finland should unite as one.

go back to Sweden swedish rapebaby. We hate you

He's right actually.

t. swedish rapebaby

Are you stupid or what? Norway wouldn't benefit anything on it

It's a nice idea, we would become a larger country and we would not be such a small target for anyone who wants our land. Perhaps we wouldn't need to be USA's puppet anymore.

*walks toward you*
Never should have come here

How would us joining a meme union with Sweden and Finland help with anything? The Nordic Council is already a thing, giving up our independence by joining a Swedish-dominated union would be the most cucked thing we could do

>tfw no Norwegian bf to occupy my bp

All three would cuck each other and become one. Capital is Oslo. Nation's name is Scandinavia.

>getting to unify with norbros
>getting a chance to cuck swedistan
I'm fine with this

>norbros
>nor

It didn't work out last time. Sweden wanted to genocide us because swedish girls preferred norwegians instead of swedes. Thank god we allied with brits before that happened

Honestly, with sweden being in the middle stockholm is the best choice

Since that'll make you butthurt we can chose another swedish city

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It's going to be Oslo, end of story. Stockholm will be our "new york", largest city and financial strongboy.

>wanting to give away our independence in favour of being le based grobscandinavia
Neck yourself

you two wimpy swedes must stop arguing right now we hate you both

>getting angry and autistic because of some funny fantasy game
You need a break from int, lad. The vein in your forehead is showing.

"no"
Not a chance

>don't have our hiking and skiing culture
>swedes... don't have.... skiing culture
>Swedes
>No skiing culture

It's happening, you have no choice. Northug just brought kong carl gustaf the papers and gustaf signed them. It's done.

there could've been serious discussion

You only have a normal amount of both. We have quite a lot more of it.

Everyone owns a pair of skis in Norway. Skiing is tiny in sweden in comparison. Also, Swedes have no culture, you dont even celebrate your national day

But it's not like we don't have it
We are highly compatible
More compatible than norway and denmark by far

>no culture
loooool,

And the only reason we don't celebrate our national day as much as you is because it first became a think about 20 years ago. Yo alsou celebrate an independence day, it's a reason why neither Denmark and Sweden have a national day like you.

Our true national day is midsummer.

Could be cause we need to drive at least 20km to get to a respectable skiing resort. But even Stockholm has a tiny little skiing "mountain".
Any swede who's bad at skiing gets laughed at and ridiculed whenever it's revealed.

Topp kjeks

>kulturmarxister tror de inte har kultur
>unikt för sverige

>Using a 15 years old quote from fucking Mona Sahlin

No one cares about that bitch here.

I feel an urge to defend Sweden to my last breath

You don't have our ice hockey culture or our football culture either so what's your point?

And what other country has the same hiking and skiing culture as Norway? I'll wait.

The point was, if you can read, that we're not identical. Did you even read before replying to this?

>And what other country has the same hiking and skiing culture as Norway? I'll wait.
Nobody, that was the point.

And here i was thinking you guys were top blokes and we were good. What's the deal ausbro? Some norwegian fucked your girl?

Sweden inst neutral tho. That policy is abandoned since we are part of EU and in a NATO partnership.

Only the other user said we are identical in every way which is retarded but you make it sounds like we are completely different instead.

We are very similar and have a lot of history but we are still different in a lot of ways as well. Hence we being two countries

No country has ever done anything worse to another than the norse coming here and founding d*blin.

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No I did not make it sound like that. Maybe the other nor-user did. I said: I said we were similar.

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No wonder. Bergen was Portu Barbosaed a long time ago. youtube.com/watch?v=qqg5txcYjpU

Proud of you bby.

You fucking wat?

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