Itt we translate womyn speak

>I'm not a trophy
I want more than 1 boyfriend.

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>I demand equality
I want to be paid the same for doing less work but I still want men to pay for everything and to protect me

>I already have a boyfriend
You look too poor/ugly.

>I'm sorry
You gonna be sorry

Shit, that's some nice gook you have there..

Can someone translate in regards to asking for casual sex:

"I'm not in the mood right now, later."

>you're too short for me, sorry
You are a mantlet. Kill yourself you poor thing.

>There should be more strong female characters!
"I want more softcore porn fanfiction in my life but am too embarrassed to access it myself unless it has the blessing of pop culture."

>I'm outgoing
I don't have any unique personality of my own.

>I want to go to Europe to find myself.
I want to go to Europe and fuck as many guys as possible.

>I don't date assholes.
I date assholes.

>I hate you
>Fuck me , daddy.

You're boring as hell, so I've started fucking chad on the side.

"You don't satisfy me enough, I'm not bored enough to let you fuck me"

where do i find girls like OP's pic

that kind of size

>I have more friends who are guys then girls/Girls are too much drama
I'm a slut

>thick legs
>nigger ass
>short

you have good taste m8

>No, stop.

>I want to go to Europe to find myself.
I want to go to Europe and fuck as many guys as possible.

truth has been spoken

>Now I have you where you want and I feel secure, my sexual organs have shut down

>I'm bisexual
I'll fuck anything that walks.

>I'm not interested in dating right now
F-F-F-Friendzoned, bitch

>I'm a lesbian
I'm too afraid/insecure/lazy to be in a relationship with a man.

>I'm breaking up with you
Follow me around town

The amount of times I heard this when I was fat and not even trying to pick up chicks at bars was mind blowing. It was probably always in the back of my mind that I'd like to fuck them but even as conversation was just starting they'd interrupt and just add out of nowhere, "I have a boyfriend."
I'm a really good actor though so it was easy to act surprised that they would even ask this.
Never once heard it when I was in shape and in my Chad days. And infuriatingly I had three instances where on the dance floor I told girls I had a girlfriend, once after she asked me out of fucking nowhere, and they asked me after, "Is your girlfriend here?"
Fucking women.

can confirm

Met a 'bisexual' girl

She fucks anything that walks and then claims that it's just a stereotype that bisexuals fuck anything that moves.

wrong

>i'm bisexual
I'm an attentionwhore

Call me a degenerate but I would literally pay for that ass

>please stop
slit my throat and bury my body after you've finished fucking me

> I will make some trip with my friends.

I am a cocksucker and I want experiment triple anal.

You will never bury your face in the ass if a Japanese qt with a round bunda.

Did you hear that from your wife?

i dont think thats what she means by that, lad.

>I like you but only as a friend

I would prefer to never see or speak to you again for the rest of my life than have your dick anywhere near my pussy.

HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN EVEN COMPETE?

>we aren't going to have sex

I'm going to fuck your brains out very soon, user.

> dinner is ready, dear
I rewarmed leftovers from yesterday

if they cut their hair short and they are in a marriage or relationship then she is tired of her man

Who's this semen demon ?

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I discovered that women may be trying to just make you feel more comfortable with them and/or treat them like a friend when they say that

but it's a good policy to assume they're a slut anyway , especially nowadays - 95% of them are

>[thing] is so totally gross and othering and misogynist and transphobic and sexist and CREEPY!!!
"[thing] is not my fetish."

Also,
>I'm not a slut
"I have slept with everyone but you"
>I'm a proud slut
"I am a needy virgin and can't get laid because I'm so picky, even though I'm an amateur porn star. I'll probably just ride a dog dildo on live stream instead of even trying to make friends."

>>I want to go to Europe to find myself.
>I want to go to Europe and fuck as many guys as possible.
desu who doesn't

thats better

face is 6/10 tho

Oh god

>I was raped
Please carry this mattress for me, it's heavy.

>My name is Hillary Clinton, your next President
I̸̡̫͕̣̟̪͍̓̈́ͤͅ ̗͎̤̥̼̠̹̼̋̆̊͐͊̽ͩa̶̲̘͐͗͢ͅm̸̩̩͖̞̀̚ ͉̗̬̰̲̒ͤ̏̌͌ͩ͝u͇̠̜̗̙̥͍̥̥ͧͥ̈͋̄̓̔ͩͧ͟͞p͎̬̙̰̓̑̿͗ͫ̉ͫ͛o͈ͭ̄͆̅̿̊͞ņ̶̬̠̯͉̻̺̆̀ͭ̉̚ ̧̘͑̓̅ͮ͛͠y̧͙̼̘͕̗̗ͪ̓̈́͜o̔ͮͨ͏̼̙̭͍͠u̵̶̳̮̱̝̒̉ͣ̿̓ͅ;̹̥̙̰͉̈́̆ͬͫͭ͊̎̀ ̦̭̈́͊ͣ̑̿̄̈́́͜s̶͗͊̇̊ͪ͋ͧ͠͏̳̺̲̼̬̙̬h̵̻͓̻͎̫̲̙ͩ̉́ë̷̯̙̬́ͨ̎̃̈̀̌̈ ͔̰͛͊̂ẉ͔̦ͦ̾͊͐̉̂͑͟i̷̠̩͕͊̊̄ṯ̡̩̲̰̟̱̘͔̽̈́h̢͙͍͍̝̳̙̠̲͒ͣͮ̎ŏ̷̝͔̺̥̺̔ͮ͛̄̆̃̿͞ũ͈̯̯̘̙̀͛̕ͅt̊̎̉͂̂̋͡͏̥̫̺͢ ̣ͦ̓̔͗̋̾̓̀͜l̪̭̳̣͇̝ͧͮ̃̿̆͊͑͝i̷͔̮͆̽m̢͔̗̯̟ͭ͒̾ͣ̎̎ͥ̈́́̚͞ͅi̵͍͕̓̆̊̽̅ͨ̔̚͘t̩̗͔͙̯̦͈ͩͪͤ̀̄͘s̜̜̭ͨ̆͡ ̶͕̳̼͍͔ͪͩ̈́ͧ̊͛ͬͧͨ̀w̸̧̜̪͈̪̳̗ͨ̾͗̍͜h̛̲̪̫̮̆̇͑͑ͭͦö͓̟̼̗̹̑̄̾̔͝ ͚̰ͣ̄ș̡̘̜͙̺̰̩ͨ̀̒̄͑̿̇p̶͈̜̰͆̈́ͣ̾̅͝a̦̣̥̝̘̥͔̐̔ͤ̂̔̈́͊͜ǹ̷̖̤͔͊̄̀̽͂͊͟s͔̱͕͙ͤ̋ͬͧ̅ͯ͠ ͓̜̳̓̑̎ͨ͋͑̈̂ͬ́͢t͇̩͔ͩ͒͒ͨ̕h̨͋̓͜҉͉̪͈̭̮̭̦̬ę͎̱͍̱̲̲̪̜͕̈́͆ͦ͜ ̴̵̵̗̟̝̮̖̺͐͂m̲̟̮̤͔̎ͨ̑̽̔̆ų̯ͪḷ̪̲̣͇ͪͪt̵̴̪͍͓͇̙̐̋į̹̯͔̤̗̞͖̬̲͌̈́̏v̴͎͇̜̞̼̆ͨͭ͝ͅe̡͍̳͚͓̞̳͇͙͑ͪ͐̍͗͜ͅr̷͖͍͓̽̈́̇s̛͙͇̠͎̞̰̔̇e̖̪̰͕̯̱̮̝͑̕ ̨̮̟̖̫̮͉̙̺̓̉͆̿̌̇͡͞a̧̜̓͘ͅn̡̤̭̱̝̮͇ͩͬ̌͋͢d̐ͦ͋ͥ̂̏ͫ͏̘̰̭̹̩̜͈ ̆̑̒̏͌̾҉͙̪̯͚͉̹̹̖s̺͚͇͛̇͊̿ͧ͂̅̍́̕e̠̝̳ͣͮ̂̏̊ͮͤ̿̚͠e̵̸̬̻̊́k̙͉̳͓ͯ̕s̙̻̥͓̫̖͊ͧͭ ͕͔̱͉̼̤̀ͨ̍̓͒́̀͡t̨̟̤̖̭̩̞͖̣ͨͪ̏̿ͭ̾͐̂ỏ̸̥̬̫̹͍̀̊ ̬̎́ͅd̶͔̥͔̲͕̭͓̑͛̈́̓̚͜e̡̢̲͋̊ͮ̅̃ͮ̿͆͟v̷̨̺͕̬̲͈̱̞̞ͬo̯͍̪̝͚̭͔̓̓ͬͤͬ͛ͤͮͅȕ̙͔̲̮̱̮̿ͨ̈́͋̕r̶͆ͮ̐́ͫ͋̑͗͏̭̩̭̭̟ ̧͓͇͖̞̥̰͊̽̍̑̀̇͗͑͊́͝å̮̮̪̯̯̠͎̌ͩͮ̒̀͂l͚̫̬̻ͭ̍̀l̲̬̠̒̓͊ͩ̋̽͞

>What the fuck are you doing in my house?
Come to bed sweetie

This.

Never saw a "bisexual" girl that didn't do it for the shock value/turn on factor for men

Nah, fuckbuddy.

And how can I reverse this? I simply think keeping my distance and being a cunt for a while might help.

We had this burst of wild sex for like, months. Now she's reluctant even though my libido is still unstoppable.

I know she's capable, I just feel perhaps it's too much of the same thing too quickly yo.

Manspeak translating:
>I'm breaking up with you
I'm breaking up with you

>I'm hungry
I'm hungry

>I want to fuck you
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>I was raped
I slept with a guy I shouldn't have and rather than own up to my mistake I'll just tell everyone he raped me because ruining his entire life is better than me having to be momentarily embarrassed

The last thing they test you with before fucking you. One last stab before they want you to smash.

>I'm into philosophy and read a lot of Dostoevsky
I'm smart. Please take me seriously.

> The soccer mom haircut
> aka "I demand to speak to the manager" haircut

>back off a bit
You're a creepy weird little freak clown boy and you make me fear for me and my lover's life. I regret ever being nice enough to be your friend you ugly loner

>I have more friends who are guys then girls/Girls are too much drama
"I'm a horrid bitch who can only make friends with poon-starved beta orbiters like yourself"

same, bi girls are just attention whores

bi guys are OK tho

>I'm bisexual
>those 400 people that I fucked were all men, but this way people will think I only fucked 200 men

I'm going to hang out with a friend from College/High School

>This guy I used to fuck is in town and is going to cum on my tits. I'd appreciate it if you didn't make it awkward.

"don't talk to me or my husband's son ever again"

he can't even blow you? thats horseshit. you would give her head if she was horny and you weren't right? its a stupid female game shes playing, don't play along.

They have replaced regret with the word rape

>My name is Hillary Clinton, your next President. I am upon you she without limits who spans the multiverse and seeks to devour all.
Took me hours to decipher the message.

>I read books
I read faggy bullshit romance novels.

>It's not my fault
Its my fault but Im weak and I cant say no to anybody on Earth.

Every time I get a girlfriend they try to make themselves seem more intelligent than me and I always put them down for it talking about MY education, which makes them break up with me.

Are there any women who don't try and purposely make guys feel submissive?

Yeah that's a /thread right here. Happened to my friend in senior school and it practically ruined his life.

> Stop stalking me.

?

>sexually liberated
"Completely submissive to men and really insecure about it"

>Are there any women who don't try and purposely make guys feel submissive?
Only if they are dating Chad

>i need space
you have a small dick

I'm a Chad though

>implying she still isn't in her lesbian stage

It's their "nice" way of saying Frig off, Randy.

I just laugh a little and then smile at them, when they say that.

this is why I only date dudes

>Are there any women who don't try and purposely make guys feel submissive?

It's a shit test. Women give you shit to test your reaction. If you want to fuck them don't get trapped.

Nope, that's what growing up with (((public education))) has taught them to be like. You want a nice, submissive girl? Go grab yourself an Amish chick or some native Inuit who hunts moose in Alaska or some shit.

Just about everyone in the first world has been indoctrinated to think that losing their virginity to random people at 14 is normal and healthy.

>Are you even listening to me?
You should turn the football game up.

In more general terms.

I want all the benefits of equality with none of the responsibility.

Honestly? Make her feel insecure. Flirt with women and let her know that you're wanted by the opposite sex. You'll have to judge how much is enough, just a friendly text from a co worker might do it, but it needs to look like they're coming to you.

>I work hard and play harder

I have a job where I take credit for other people's work. Then I get fucked by as many random guys as possible

>omg you support Trump? You're a racist. Its the current year!

I want to use me like your fuck toy. I don't want to walk right tomorrow.

>using Canadian memes
sTEP OFF. HOSER

the only time I heard a chick say this was at basic, and it was an instruction for the platoon for our first bit of leave

>i don't do this alot
roast beef incoming

Lets not get /r9k/ now. For example, if a girl says, "I don't think we should be even friends" after dating for no more than two months, what she really means is "I am scared of commitment to a man either because I have lived a reclusive life, never interacted with a man before besides my father, or I have a sever case of anxiety when I hang out with you." This happened to me. She was a sweet girl. We left on good terms though.

>"no"

Keep talking to me. I'll let you know when i mean "no". That was a warning. Up your game faggot.

Yeah pretty much, its one step from breaking/divorce
Its her pretty much saying:
>I'm not happy, my life is a mess, i need a change
first they start with their look

>And how can I reverse this?

Flirt openly with other women, let them get touchy with you. Be ambiguous and unenthusiastic about anything she wants. Drop little hints that you're already looking at other girls. Things like "your friend ____ is cute, it's amazing she doesn't already have a boyfriend."

She'll become insecure and cling to you.

They are always the ones who bring up sex first. That line makes them feel better because they've been thinking about fucking you and need to rationalize one more time that you're the "best possible mate" to her monkey brain

It means you should rape her

fucking GROSS

You're putting them down too hard. Yes they want to test you, but they don't want too much of a response. You have to be their protector and somewhat believe in them, but also show them confidence in yourself enough that you're above them, in emotional control and intelligence.

>you don't take me seriously

You should be agreeing with me.

>this whole thread

Also had this one thrown at me.
"I don't think we would work together"
Never in a million years.

>I want to find myself
I want dicks inside of me

>I can't handle a relationship right now, I need space

I'm fucking some dude on the low and don't wanna feel bad about it while doing it

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