Ask a German anything

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where's ur peepee

there is no such thing as "Germans"

t. new german

in your mother
probably true

how do I get a qtpi german gf

I went to Munich and there were qt's everywhere

wish I knew

Whats your favourite colour?

How many German girl did you fuck?

brown
like mocumba's dick

red
2

Opinion about France ?

Aren't Bulgarians brown too?
Ugh typical of a German.

no

Do you love Japan

when will you open next auto factory?
when is next great economical incentive for investment in hungary?

I guess the French of today are good people. French women are hot. The French language is impossible for me
quite a bit

are the native german men really 100% KEKOLDS?

good questions sir. Ask them to someone who isn't a bored loser like me

we are kind of castrated

Does Berlin have any dangerous areas?

I want to sex

Why is my penis pink but my balls dark brown

yes kind of.
same here
because your parents racemixed

kek mexichango

Are you Greek?

no

The correct answer was "Yes".

Aimes-tu la langue française ?

no fucking way someone can be that fit

Get fit or die trying.

J'aime les femme françaises quand elles parlent allemand avec un accent français. correct?

Do Germans drink coffee?

yes most like it and drink "coffees to go" (I think another word we invented to sound international but real anglos don't use it)

what do you think about german election results? are you forming another nazi revolution?

"New German" or larping as a German?

Did you vote AfD? If so, why you racist Nazi?

are your parents rich?
are they educated?

90% actually, some are still man enough to beat the shit out of muslim bullys. Quite rare tho (more common in lower class and suburban areas)

t. Aydan Özoğuz

>I went to Munich and there were qt's everywhere
then you went to some Munich in a parallel universe

I want to fuck with German woman

what do you like most about the USA?

no ficki ficki for little dicki

>what do you like most about the USA?
pre immigration act america

>Arabs in a district called Moabit

it was meant to be

Rapefugee fuck German women so why can't I?

Why did people vote for Merkel even after all the controversy?

Can you write something in Almanci German and explain to us why it's the best sort of German?

Why are you autismo and entittled bitches? And fufin faul.

What's your most degenerate fetish?

fucking your mother

Not a fetish.

jerking off to angela merkel then

what is a german?

anagram for an germ

proud people once

now dogs on a leash

I will now answer a few questions too because I'm bored

Purple, Red and Yellow are cool too

Be a bit more extroverted and Chad and they will come from alone

Sup Forumsfrogs are mean, rural France is beautiful, never talked to a French normie irl.
Overall ok

I like some things about you, ironically enough Anime isn't one of them

yes

freedoms and opportunity, aesthetics, the friendliness and open people I often hear about, the nature, some of the culture and I heard you guys like us, that's a + in my book

I used to be hardcore giantess fag but I got away from it. It got boring.

meh and yes, but it's only a NEET fantasy of mine that I would never actually want to come true

>are your parents rich?
no
>are they educated?
yes
>Why did people vote for Merkel even after all the controversy?
she didn't get that many votes + many people vote for the Union parties because they are used to do so