Well Sup Forums, it finally happened. I didnt even expose my power level. My black british english professor has been trying to attack America/Americans all semester. I've always risen to the defense of my great nation, but always fairly and never bombastic or rude.
Today she was going on about soccer and I asked who was playing. "Wales and portugal" Jokingly, blatantly JOKINGLY i say "oh two third world countries then?"
>TRIGGERED
Suddenly she goes off in front of the class saying im being "legitimately racist and xenophobic." She said that like three times, and tried to get me to apologize but I held my ground. Hold me Sup Forums i dont even know how to feel. Didnt think these people actually existed sometimes. Pic not related, i just like prairie dogs.
Noah King
hahaha you're such a jokester user omg i'm dying with laughter you're fucking amazing
she probably had the last straw with your racist ass and your BLATANTLY JOKINGLY jokes today
Cooper Wright
>showing an interest in soccer
Brody Gomez
I was called racist in 7th grade by my English teacher for suggesting we not give aid to Haiti after the earthquakes.
Charles Murphy
my stand up tour starts soon. Want tix?
Charles Richardson
>legitimately racist and xenophobic But both of those countries (technically Wales isn't even one) are white?
Noah Williams
It's good you didn't apologize.
Just make sure you can back up your claims with facts and sources. And don't lose your temper.
Your use of humor probably appealed to others, maybe even some that would normally disagree.
Your strength turned at least one woman on.
Daniel Lopez
>portugal >white
Carson Gonzalez
Dude same shit with me. I got detention for "racist remarks" because I said "Haiti looked like it got hit by an earthquake before it got hit by an earthquake."
Samuel Martin
Racist and xenophobic are the trendy liberal buzzwords right now. If you're called on that means you're doing something right.
Joseph Bennett
You should have told her that you can't be racist against whites since they are privileged and both Portugal and Wales are white. Not to mention the horrors of imperialist Portuguese colonialism
Samuel Jackson
Any Hispanic with an American passport or visa is white, ones that don't are minorities
Sebastian Butler
Topkek Poland
Liam Brooks
How is that racist? You aren't making any comments about race
Gabriel Green
>Tfw i got sent out of my class for saying God roofied Mary, and she was like 'wow immaculate conception'
Jack Barnes
thank u user, i will take this to heart. I'm pretty good about keeping my temper, Im Christian and I figure Jesus would rather have me turn the other cheek.
Samuel Wilson
>class >summer
Chase Lopez
>Jokingly, blatantly JOKINGLY i say "oh two third world countries then?" You should be embarrassed for saying something this fucking stupid. Your teacher is right - You ARE a xenophobe.
Xavier Martinez
so u can finish college faster faggot
Jayden James
>but I held my ground Tell that cunt to fuck right off because you didn't say anything racist
Leo Robinson
I think I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life. Thanks Poland.
Charles Gomez
Cause he's a bad bad goy
Andrew Moore
I've been barred from talking about politics at family get togethers because my sister in law is engaged to a German and I told him his country was being fucked by Muslims.
Leo Cruz
>Pic not related, i just like prairie dogs. > i just like prairie dogs
Im actually genuinely interested about you as a person at this point
Oliver Kelly
>black professor >working extra time
Eli Williams
If u want a real chat add me on Skype
Ryder Baker
this is a trap. But heres a prairie dog.
Xavier Murphy
Wales is a great country, you are a dick.
>Also Wales is known even in Roman Times 2000 years ago for being filled with meme deposits. People came from all over the empire to mine memes in Wales.
>Also Underaged
Asher Wright
...
Jose Williams
So is yours
Jacob Morris
...
Aiden Carter
So is yours.
Thomas Ortiz
You're a fucking retard, none of those countries are "3rd world" Off yourself, unfunny fool
Lucas Scott
Kind of a lame way to reveal your power level, OP. If you insist on doing so, at least do it in a way that you can back up with data and facts, on an issue that is more important. Making a snide remark about the economic conditions of countries playing in a soccer match seems like a waste, particularly because you will now be labeled as "the racist american" for the rest of your time there.
David Robinson
You should have screamed TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Adrian Williams
Wales voted to leave show some respect, smdh.
Samuel Garcia
We were all racist in my class at school. Teachers told us in whispers to try and not be "too racist" with the foreigners.
I love my country.
Jason Diaz
lame joke.
Nolan Cruz
Fucking savage
Isaac Ortiz
Lol where did you go to school? I told my history teacher that jews are using yolocuast as their "give me everything" ticket. She was hardcore Israel supporter, the type who said shit like "Palestine is a terrorist nation" and yet i didn't got shit for it.
Ethan Lopez
Well OP, the term is loaded and she's right. She might have overracted.
Owen Parker
Why did faking Portugal statistics became such a meme?
Hudson Taylor
Are you right of centre until someone calls you an ist or ism lmao. It's yet to happen to me as I've only recently considered myself right wing, so it'll probably happen soon
Eli Sanders
>the term is loaded and she's right lel no, most people from 3rd world countries don't get offended when it is pointed out, there was no reason to sperg over it.
Eli Stewart
>say something retarded >cry like a bitch when you get called out
Jose Allen
What the hell are you doing in such a place? English professor? You sound like an idiot.
Ryan Wright
Just laugh at their anger.
The angrier they get and the more you laugh, the more you win.
Josiah Martin
>English professor? I had to take 2 English classes for a compsci degree. Pretty much everyone that goes to college takes English. You can attack college itself as a choice if you want, but I'm not going to quit halfway through.
Logan Walker
Pretty good bantz m8, you'd get a Queenies Apple if you lived here (an A+ in equivalent american terms).
Ryder Young
What's up man how's that isle
Jaxson Diaz
you were legitimately xenophobic, you retard. wales and portugal are first world. my country is second world, bordering on third. brazil is third world.
being an amerifat however, i can understand. it's doubtful that you are even capable of pointing these countries on the map, owing to your fantastic education. also, this thread doesn't belong here. on behalf of the rest of the world, kindly contemplate every meaning of the phrase "jump on something sharp to kill yourself"
fag.
Dylan Powell
I am fucking triggered.
But it is true, desu.
Jack Brooks
I remember I was in spanish class a couple days after haiti and someone asked "what language do they speak in Haiti anyway?"
I said "Earthquake"
roaring laughter
was somehow able to slither out of trouble
felt pretty good
Justin Clark
What can I say? First, insulting countries has a joke has never been funny except for unfunny people who think that calling each other "son of a b*tch" is funny. Secondly, by talking about "third world countries" with a sarcastic tone, you unintentionally showed how much you look down on third world countries.
Your teacher was actually intelligent. YOU are a retard for thinking you didn't expose your power level when you actually did it in a very blatant way.
Zachary Lopez
>technically Wales isn't even one Uh, yes it is. It's on the island of Great Britain and is part of the United Kingdom.
Brandon Nguyen
you might be poor, but we still love ya.
Dylan Brown
you should tell her that your feeling were hurt, and that her verbal aggression gave you PTSD
Henry Brown
[shrieks in pickpocket]
Justin Wood
I called a Hawaiian kid a wet back in 7th grade with a friend and he messed with his applesauce and spread it on his table... I got blamed for everything and cried in the principals office... I was known as a racist all through highschool... Also I pushed down this one kid who had leg splints that kept talking shit... If u can't tell I'm a badass
Sebastian Jenkins
What happened was that you expressed an opinion that deviated from the norm, and as a result she subjectified you and engages in "fear conditioning".
You're the Rosa Parks of 2016
Daniel Nguyen
your teacher said you were racist against the welsh? kek tell that dinosaur you cannot be racist to whites
Nathan Martinez
you should call her on ridiculing you, and that its a form of objefication. Tell her that her attempt to manipulate is unwelcome and a form of cognitive molestation.
Adam Hill
>posts on a Mongolian image board > thinks he's tough shit
Gabriel Gomez
No doubt she blows the check as soon as she gets it.
Ian Perez
>china has 90-97% literacy
Carson Lewis
also don't forget the term "cognitive diversity" and that her ridicule of you shows intolerance, and discrimination. Tell her that kind of attitude belongs in 2008.
Brody Taylor
>this fuckin rabbit meme though.
Nathan Bailey
>7th grade >Haiti earthquake
Carter Evans
Yeah that's bullshit haha.
Xavier Gray
prairie dogs are pretty cool 7/10 rodent
Matthew Diaz
The Chinese are notorious for cheating and only test kids at their elite private schools.
Fucking hilarious really.
Joshua Kelly
I'm half welsh. Good one. The Welsh in Wales are the only ones who don't hate the Welsh. Welsh are self-entitled assholes.
Adrian Roberts
I'm Chinese, I have a white gf, I am a liberal, I have a black cousin and I support arabs. Problem?
Isaiah Perry
I've been thrown out of class once >11th grade >Sitting in class bullshiting with friends >Woman teacher who was actually pretty cool >Called students retards when they said something stupid >ask friend in a semi loud voice since the class is noisy >Want to here a joke? >The 19th amendment >As soon as I said joke the class went silent for some reason and everyone heard the punch line >Teacher flipped shit >Friends lost their shit >Sent to principal's office >Made to tell him the joke >He gets "angry" and tells teacher to leave room >Says don't worry about Everything worked out
Adam Adams
No, thank you.
Wyatt Smith
Tell her to suck a dick user that other cultures are superior than others, and if she disagrees, ask her why she doesn't spend the year in IRAN?
Thomas Robinson
What do her eyes look like?
Eli Fisher
Wales and Portugal are both First World and White.
Your lack of Geographical knowledge really undermines your power level.
I call it an even draw , as her "racist xenophobic" response is just as dumb.
Nathan Brown
How short are you? 5'5?
Sebastian Myers
>wales >a country
haha, very funny joke United Kingdom. We all know it's a state, you guys only have like three of them
John Robinson
Retard, how dare you make fun of American education and then call your country second world. The second world was the ussr and its gone now. Third world was unaligned. You're not a second world country.
Michael Hernandez
When I got called racest I said I am and laughed.Everyone then laughed at our hippie teacher.
Eli Brown
Stickin' to your guns. Well done Ukrainian bro
Levi Price
6'3"
Robert Fisher
ben? is that you???
Luke Jackson
Wales is not third world you dumbass.
Try visiting for once, you will be gobsmacked at the beautiful mountain ranges and nice villages and towns.
Cardiff is shit though.
Jason Martinez
i expected an eagle with the constition in his claws to fly down, land on the flag pole and shading a tear of freedom
James White
Same. Tall bros unite
Brandon Reed
Kek
Leo Cox
1m78 faggot
I'm taller than some of you white racist dwarves
Andrew Cox
>says the Serb
Liam Bailey
...
Caleb Parker
Based polan
Jose Davis
>"oh two third world countries then?" >but always fairly and never bombastic or rude. It doesn't matter if it was a joke nigga. you are still autistic
Carson Nelson
>Caring about soccer >At all No user, you are the 3rd world
Dylan Green
t.Achmed
Bentley Cruz
>1m78
that's 5'8
FTW the average hieght of an american man is 5'9
FTW you're 6'3
Easton Richardson
>pic not related, i just like prairie dogs
...why am I laughing so hard?
Josiah Young
Both shit
Wyatt Russell
Could be worse. I got detention for "I don't hate you because you are gay, I hate you because you are a faggot" That was a fun year, kinda hard to explain that one away