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Britain's future edition

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smooth

oxford uni

if you don't have blond eyebrows you aren't white

This is the ckeekiest post in /brit/

just like a refreshing pint of landlord

this mongrel was shitting up /brit/ when i went to sleep and he's still here when i wake up

LOVE IT when some lad posts his new thread a couple posts late, can imagine the disappointment in his runty face

80% sure the pack of runts that were crowded around my deadlift bar when i got back from my pacing took a 25lb plate off the left side of the bar. i did 5 reps instead of 3 but felt something was wrong. they all scattered before i could ask them about it

Regret not asking out the proper cute Indian girl from my last office

About to get pissed, /brit/

What is your favorite insult?

you would have noticed it immediately unless you deadlift 1000lbs+

If you don't have eyebrows then you aren't white

>Safaris through ancestral memories teach me many things. The patterns, ahhh, the patterns. Liberal bigots are the ones who trouble me most. I distrust the extremes. Scratch a conservative and you find someone who prefers the past over any future. Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat. It’s true! Liberal governments always develop into aristocracies. The bureaucracies betray the true intent of people who form such governments. Right from the first, the little people who formed the governments which promised to equalise the social burdens found themselves suddenly in the hands of bureaucratic aristocracies. Of course, all bureaucracies follow this pattern, but what a hypocrisy to find this even under a communized banner.

Although you consider us the enemy, these conclusions are flawed. We are your salvation.
We bring you peace
a peace built upon OUR social framework imposed upon your nation
a new world order in which your prosperity and security are assured by the Anglo.
We will protect you from the hazards of this hostile universe, from dangers so hideous
your simple minds cannot imagine their dark scope.
Today, we are the enemy. In time, this will change.
Soon, you will come to understand the boon of slavery we force upon you
and then, you will revere and even love us for this gift.

Good, it's been a long time coming. We shall soon conquer the conquerors.

just got my new passport

searched the register of political parties and all the good names are taken already

just got an email from someone called "Angharad", smdh

it ain't me

sister plucks her eyebrows and looks like a fucking golem without makeup
i'll never understand it

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOO

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*if you don't have red eyebrows

loved her porn

looks like a bit of a mong ngl

Men btfo

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maybe if she wasn't only hungry for chad dick she'd get laid then

(not by me though)

Would LOVE to be the girlsdoporn guy

literally just get paid to shag prime 18-25 year olds, must be a GOAT job, can GUARANTEE most of them come back just to fuck without being paid

it should've been 365lbs. i moved my grip to accommodate it since i thought that was causing the imbalance

Found a match

yeah she's out of your league lickdicki

found a good looking graduate job but i've got too MUCH experience for this one

creasing

>The Sea Peoples are a purported seafaring confederation that attacked ancient Egypt and other regions of the East Mediterranean prior to and during the Late Bronze Age collapse
>The Sea Peoples remain unidentified in the eyes of most modern scholars, and hypotheses regarding the origin of the various groups are the source of much speculation.

America = Towels
Canada = Towels and Poos
Europe = Towels and Poos
Australia = Towels

Definitely a trend here.

they were my dad

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZtfhZ-roCEA

STRONG reaction times

Bet she thinks shes worth astronaut tier men
Fuck sake

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don't like anyone in this thread

(apart from wacky bruce, he's alright)

and me of course

i like you :)

chad child and the beta driver

t. paki

Oi algorithmicalad

>This is no surprise to Becca Porter, who graduated last year from Manchester University with a joint honours degree in history and sociology, and is now starting a masters in disability studies at Leeds University.

love wacky bruce simple as

he's here

They were the ancient algerians

alan?

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Vikings

too thick?

alan WTF

man met?

>masters in disability studies

on a journey of self discovery i see

ah yes, mental illness

Janitor, please dispose of this man

by a factor of 10

>175cm

only if you're a bender

i think you're right

>hes here

I ended up the same height as my childhood hero tbqh. Pretty content tbqh

when I die I'd like my skin to be fashioned into a designer suit

>masters in disability studies

>he's here

>For Natasha Hooper, the most important part of pre-date preparation isn’t getting her hair done, waxing her legs or buying a new dress.
>Instead, she is more preoccupied with composing a list of conversational topics which she hopes will bridge the gap between her highbrow preoccupations, and the more mainstream interests of her dates.
>Waiting in a bar for a young man a few weeks ago, she ran through possible options, before settling on the subject of Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. A surefire way, the 22-year-old undergraduate reasoned, to guarantee an interesting debate.
>Yet while the 30-year-old office worker who sat down in front of her was handsome, polite and smartly-dressed, the minute Natasha brought up the Labour leader’s policies, any spark of attraction was extinguished. ‘When I mentioned Jeremy Corbyn he said: “Who’s that?” I couldn’t believe it,’ says Natasha.
>The issue, she explains, is the calibre of men she attracts. ‘I’m not claiming to be Albert Einstein, but I can’t seem to meet a man I find intellectually stimulating,’ she says.
>Like many arts degrees, her media and communications course is dominated by female students, and Natasha claims the few male undergraduates ‘lack the intellectual maturity to handle conversations’.
>Yet even more mature men fail to show the requisite enthusiasm for her university projects — which include a radio documentary she recently produced on ‘the pressure that black women are under to adhere to white beauty stereotypes’
tfw to smrt four men

what kind of retard uses centimetres to measure their height?

would love those extra 2cms desu

99% of the world?

where did all these new alan images come from

did he get doxxed

>When I mentioned Jeremy Corbyn he said: “Who’s that?” I couldn’t believe it,’ says Natasha.

howling

Oh I had lost it thanks lad. Please keep this one safe for me will you. Doing a reboot on the phone

algerian has an enjoyable life whilst you virgin retards sit here discussing inane dogshit

I'll give them to you, if you know what I mean

he posts them here himself haha

basically everyone but us and the yanks

couldn't they have found an actual smart woman

ill chop your knob off you cheeky cunt

mad how wooly mammoths still existed when the pyramids were built

doesn't exist

you're the king of dogshite

>reddit

Andrea Gould, 41, from Frinton-on-Sea, Essex, has two degrees and says her intellect has prevented her from finding love and having the family she longed for.

‘Being an A-grade student has been an obstacle as much as a blessing. It has limited my choices in men,’ she says.

During both her degrees — she first studied English and German at Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge, then social policy at the same university for an extra ‘challenge’ — she claims male students fell into two camps. ‘There were geeky types into computer games, and leery lads who just wanted to drink and were intimidated by my studious nature,’ she recalls. ‘I didn’t want to be around either.’

howling

mad how wooly mammoths still exist at your mams house

There's no way a women, let alone a 22 years old, has higher brow conversational topics than. It's a biological impossibility. Or she'll say some superficial shit about some 'deep' topic for one or two minutes and then it will be clear that she just read a magazine article and can't hold the distance. Would actually love to be proven wrong some day.

virgins and chads BTFO

This
Creasing at these articles

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me heeming all of you

my fucking life the amoutn of cocaine and alcohol i've consumer since alst friday night is absolutely absurd. thank god i've got work tomorrow other wise i literally cannot control myself

>high brow conversational topics
>Knowing the name of the Uber mediatic leader of one of the biggest political parties in your country
Ah yes

whats university like

is it good

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3 years of dossing down the pub with your mates, expensive though

no