>US of A

...

>falling out of bed
wat

We keep our guns under the bed.

the muslim numbers are very wrong

>being shot by another american
this separated between white, black and brownish-yellow please

well that settles it, we should definitely let terrorism happen more

hey american friend could you send me a gun thank you

>be american
>go into labour
>pay 30k pluss service charge, VAT and tip for 3 day hospital stay
>get shot by baby

>Be American
>Get shot
>Tip shooter for 20%

>being shot by another american
>includes suicides
really makes you think

Send me a Kinder Egg, we'll tradee

tipping junkies

fuck that took me a moment to get

>Americans killed by Islamic terror every year
>SINCE 9/11
really gets the neurons firing

> Be American
> DIE and have their own girlfriend/Wife re-marry a towel/poo

it's not the immigrants we're worried about
it's their children
they purposely picked
>islamic jihadist immigrants
because they know that skews the statistics.
Nearly every islamic terrorist is a child of an immigrant. In basically every EU country with massive migration, the immigrants always do better than their children with regards to employment/crime.

/common sense gun legislation/ when?

lel

Come on man, think of the children.

Um, I'm sorry, shitlord, but did you not see the infographic in the OP? More Americans have been killed by lightning than shot by toddlers, so there's no need to worry about toddlers getting guns.

I'll give you a hint. It's not white people getting shot.

Assault lightning ban when?

>be american
>get shot by toddler

>be american
>fall out of bed
>get shot by the dog
>check on your baby and get shot by it
>leave for work and get shot along the way
>call the cops for help and get shot by them
>go to the hospital
>$200, 000 + tip
>lose your job because you didnt show up
>rinse and repeat

>ameriweapons

Why do you have this saved

>AMERICANS STORE THEIR SHOES INSIDE THEIR SCHOOL DESKS.

fun fact:
in the entire image series, the white child is holding the gun.
In every single one.

Let's keep that way.
If only 50% of the kids are responsible for most of the school shooting, imagine what will happen when niggers and beaners get access to guns too.

Je ne sais pas.

>niggers and beaners
>school

probably old people

Well yeah, imagine buying your minigun at walmart and having >video related happening.

White kids in America are the ones going on school shooting sprees.

How did she enter the building?

Hmm wonder why that might be

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Have you seen a black in a school? I man, inside the school, not outside smoking dope.

How the fuck did the shotgun shell go off from falling off the table?

That's a mistery of modern science.

and school shooting sprees are like 0.0001% of shooting deaths a year

people who honestly buy the
>accidental gun death
are stupid as fuck
it's a common defense argument when there isn't enough evidence to get your client for murder or manslaughter but it's clear they did it

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this image is anti-science
deleet

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>I don't want AIDS
>>but you don't have AIDS, here's proof you don't have AIDS, what are you worried about if I give you HIV?
>germany has AIDS, I don't want AIDS
>>racist

>10 year average since 9/11
you mean the average after our immigration policy changed dramatically? You arnt seriously implying that restricting muslims is effective are you?

We all know that. We are just envy for your gun culture of self resilience.

these always make me feel so uneasy

>Not knowing demographics

Like what said.

More negligent discharges

>"i am mad"

>Gun statistics
>Always includes police shootings

The American people are fine, police killing somebody make up 90% of the gun deaths.

>Be Amerifat
>Fall out of bed
>Die
>Impact of fall shakes the entire house down and kills the rest of the family

>dying to bullets
weak cunts

>armed toddlers

>be American
>get bus'd

I'm afraid to get pregnant because for some ungodly reason the state of Texas has really high childbirth mortality rates

>not all lightnings

>Americans need laugh tracks to understand a joke
>American "humour"

Yeah well Germans are workaholics and also they eat poop
*laugh track*

>no trigger discipline

Figures.with libshit ad.

>be American with 1/64th German heritage
>fly to Germany to meed your ancestors :)
>applaud after landing
>tip the pilot
>go with bus
>have small talk with every person in the bus
>applaud and tip the bus driver
>be in Berlin
>visit refugee center because they are all white according to US census regulation
>get mugged and stabbed by arabs
>give them your money plus tip
>go to hospital
>receive free medical aid
>applaud and tip the doctor
>fly back to America
>clap and tip the pilot again
>go to passport control
>reach inside jacket for passport
>security thinks you're pulling out a gun
>get shot by military grade weaponry
>fall on the floor
>kinder eggs roll out of the bag
>get shot again for carrying illegal goods
>one kinder egg rolls into your mouth
>choke on it
>tip the security guard
>go to hospital
>receive hospital bill
>another mortgage gets added to your cardboard house
>go home
>house is lost due to tornado
>go to ruins
>get shot by Navy SEALs because they mistook you for looting
>tip the SEALs
>tfw never took the shoes off the whole time

>Tirgger discipline when you don't have to be trained to buy guns

Now I'm no expert on the USA but I highly doubt a kid like the one on the picture can go and purchase a gun.

What's so bad about keeping your shoes on? It's not like we're constantly treading on mud and dog shit.

Enjoy your trench foot.

The last line got me.

t. pinnochio faggot

>be american
>fall asleep while eating 8 quarter pounders
>fat shifts the center of mass, causing me to fall out of bed
>die by getting crushed by 600 lbs of my own body fat that I accumulated within a span of 2 years through a """diet""" of nothing but burger king and """diet""" coke
>mfw when I live in the greatest country in the world
>mfw I live in the lard of the free and home of the burgers

>pinnochio

Wat?

old people roll out of bed, fall, die. it's quite common among seniors.

you can as long as you are an unlicensed gun dealer, in federal law. some states have no age requirements either.

Mistakes your flag for someone else's.