Failed to sign a gf from the free agent pool again

>failed to sign a gf from the free agent pool again

>not just fucking roasties

>gf wouldnt agree to wages

>failed to respond to that tinder girl you traded nudes, and even if you like it you have no motivation to go after her

>got relegated to the 5th division
>free agents would rather not play than play for me

>gf prospect entertained a last minute offer from the Harlem Globetrotters

>sign gf from free agent pool
>find out she's an "established veteran with years of experience"

wait for the high school draft in June. or May if you're a subhuman west coaster.

>tfw my former #1 pick left during free agency and is about to win a ring with another team

this feel is too much for me

B L A C K E D

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>signed by top team
>never get any game time
>sit in reserves
>decide to retire early

Gabe?

>signing free agents instead of drafting a gf

ISHYGDDTS

>he thinks you can win the championship with one night stand players

>wait for the high school draft in June
I hear there's a GM named roy moore who's been scouting players younger than that

>all my draft choices turn out to be busts
I’m just a shitty GM user, I think it’s time I man up and fire myself already.

>not picking the starlett from the U11 team and molding her into the GOAT gf

are you guys even trying?

that's illegal
FIFA wouldn't allow it

this but absolutely unironically

get that horseplay outa here before you get rhythmically slapped

>got 1st overall pick and drafted gf but refuses to sign with me

Just dress your dick up like a bone and let those qt slut pooches from the ASPCA gnarble on the knuckle. Good boy isnt he?

dont be so fat and creepy next time

>mercenaries
smhtbhfam

>gnarble on the knuckle

youre a fucking vile human

t. jared fogle

aint nothin wrong with a little double dippin

the cum works like dog shampoo. I like to put it in a pan and fry it

FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK!!

>talks are going well and gf is going to get signed soon

>tfw career ending autism

be a janitor.

>its a GF moved to a bigger club during winter transfer window episode

>going into free agency
>throw out a bid for qt
>i get the number
>text her to send a pic
>i get this

is this a /r9k/ meme?

bros i said i got close to getting a gf but it never worked out


forever tfw no gf

should just limit your pool to incoming freshman college girls, no experiences vets there and you get a young girl

What sport is this?

>Reach out to some high quality talent
>get some responses
>deals fall through last second

>having an organization that is so awful you can only get players who are just out of the minor leagues

Procreation
The most important sport of all

>wanting used up vets

>tfw gf took an arrow to the knee and is on IR for the rest of the season.

>Tfw expansion team with 1st overall pick and draft top prospect gf. She signs with the organization for 5 year rookie contract but team decides not to resign and she's currently in free agency but 2 years later still in communication with confused organization debating whether or not to re-sign. It is quite clear from her agent and the media that she will only sign with original team and if not, will eventually retire. What should the organization do? She adds quality but the team is afraid it won't be able to keep her in the long-term even though she's only looking for a long-term contract with franchise tag. Made it to playoffs consistently with former gf but debating whether she is ready for the championship.

Is the pay good?

>bottom of the ladder
>cant attract any gfs to the club and dont have a wealthy owner
>top clubs ignoring the rules and signing more gfs than they need, rotating them every week
>gfs would rather be benched on Chad FC than play 90 minutes a week with us

>team did not resign after a 5 year deal
sounds to me like there were big locker room problems. perhaps some scouts close to the organization can tell us a bit more about what happened?

>pick up gf from black waiver wire
>she comes with a player to be named later

>secures a spot in the dateoffs consitently
>one and done dateoffs every year
maybe its just an easy division.

>gf rookie contract almost up

>potential gf traded for future considerations and money
>tfw no gf

for you

>tfw still courting and negotiating with good FA qt
It's deep into cuffing season now and I feel things are moving too slowly and some other team might swoop in...

>Not providing a no-movement clause
>You

>signed gf
>is locker room cancer
>hurts locker room chemistry
I thought she would bring us to the playoffs, but she ruined the team.

good post

>when you trade away the gf for cash considerations

>gf doesn't want to extend contract without buyout clause

>chad FC

Ya got me.

Ian Rapoport reported that gf became cold and unresponsive to the organization. There were some mutual disagreements and passion for the team seemed to dissipate. Said gf created a separated locker room, ultimately hurting chemistry between players. Rapoport states that the organization also wanted to look towards the future; perhaps in negotiations down the road with moving to another city, something that former gf would not stand for, considering she's been a home-grown life-long supporter. The organization is at a stand still, not knowing which direction to take...

>tfw she wants a lifetime extension but you're not sold on her potential and upside

>multiple potential gfs try out for my team
>theyre all out of shape so i have to cut them
memes aside the amerifat problem is getting too real bros. 75% of the girls i see on a daily basis are extremely overweight if not obese

Same, there's fat bitches all around me, not that I can complain since I'm both fat and a 26yo virgin autist.

kek

USA has it the worst but Europe is catching up fast.

TOO MANY FAT CHICKS DAMNIT

>we could have signed gf if we wanted
>t.wenger

Blokes too.

owner considers shutting down the club after series of bad performance. club is now at the bottom of the league with 0 wins and 0 goals scored.

>tfw you still can't score with your 53-girl roster

>haven't been able to sign any new free agents in the last few years
>one relegation away from the board pulling funding and entering liquidation

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on Sup Forums. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.

>loaned out gf to Blacked FC and she comes back with a season ending pregnancy

Take this with a grain of salt, but I once heard janitors - get this - actually receive no monetary compensation whatsoever... don't quote me on this though, it's probably fake news, I simply refuse to believe it's real. Just something I heard a while ago.

>tfw never debuted. Sometimes I was at the bench, but most of the time among the tribune

I never stood a chance to compete at this sport, bros

...

Never change, Sup Forums.

>tfw bulked up for 12 weeks of test before combine, numbers surprised scouts and now have numerous teams looking to move up

...

>trade franchise gf for a two time all-pro and a 2nd round pick
>all-pro stops producing
>pick gets injured

>sign gf when she's an inexperienced rookie
>big club swipe her from me when she developed into a top player

>gf has been banned for 8 months for kicking a fan

>tfw all your old coaching assistants left for better programs

>club defunct before it ever was established
Looking to join a crew as an analyst.

>sign gf from free agent pool
>doesn't like the conditions in my club and leaves before playing a single game.

They doubled it this year.

>so desperate to win I convert to gf and let someone else play bf

>gf wants to move to a bigger club
>refuses to play with me until I let her go on a free
How do I shutdown reallife.exe?

>talks between gf and user FC have broken down
>gf has snubbed user FC to sign with Chad FC instead

Like a player-manager kind of thing?

>advise owner to trade away locker room cancer
>he does but a few years later he picks her up from free agency again

>Chad FC takes over 2am negotiations between user FC and gf
>They're not going well

>make all the right moves in the offseason
>still a rebuild year

>gf's willing to sign a lifetime contract

>gf will leave for free unlee her salary doubled

So she will be the uma to your delicia?