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>rags

Based Don Raspberry

>Fun Fact: The history of the @NHL, founded 100 years ago today, can be tracked through five players.

>Jaromir Jagr played against Guy Lafleur, who played against Gordie Howe, who played against Dit Clapper, who played with/against Cy Denneny, who played on opening night. #NHL100

Jagr played on opening night in 1917. Wowawiwa

cric rules hoc drools

Wrong thread bucko

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hokei

Delete these

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Hello. This is the Norge approved thread.

Thank you norgebro

Did Finns get rangebanned again?

when does the big bash start?

every hockey match is a big bash m8

No, im here.

you didn't get it Mr. Beaver

Decide to go for Calgary Flames
Did I make the right choice /hoc/?

Go Blues.

If you like being a middle of the pack team for the rest of your life

Didn't wanna be labelled as a bandwagonner.
Which team would you call the dark horses this year?

No worries. We should always stand together against the vile sub-40th parallel north posters.

I dont fucking know i dont watch hockey. I just shitpost and watch finnish players highlights

St. Poois Loos

Leafs, but claim you’ve been watching them since the first lockout

shame on you

Do Canadian meme junior league teams have puckbunnies who harass the players?
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unironically better than I expected

Yes

>help me..

What an adorable spinner.

For me it's the Winnipeg Jets

>fucking bitch leave me alone

>god dammit

Who is this semen demon?

Tell me about the Winnipeg Jets and their dominance in Canadian ice hockey. How many Stanley Cups have they won?

Its one of the hundreds of underage girls who stalk finnish players. Its really weird
Theres a thread on the finnish imageboard about these weirdos and its really interesting.

I meant this cute fluid druid with the tappara hat.

thought you chose Plebadelplebia Soyers earlier you flip-flopper

Lads.. I'm going to cancel christmas if you don't pool all your thoughts and prayers to the fallen, and donate generously to our reindeer economy.

I'm the other Australian ice hockey aficionado (there are two of us in the entire country)

I donate 1 (You)

F

Thats a 10 year old girl user.

Prove it

Good. Theres enough of them in the roads. Hopefully theyll learn to not fucking get in the way(they wont)

Fuggin deerts

How many deer are there in Canada? Kangaroos outnumber humans here by around 2:1

Waffle irons

Wow, can't believe you'd be this heartless, Finland. There's 106 reindeer lying dead in the snow, and all you bring to the table is this tasteless comment. Shame on you.

N. Yakupov - A. Burmistrov - J. Puljujarvi
E. Gudbranson - G. Reinhart
J. Campbell

rate my highly skilled top line lads

Only the sami care about raindeer anyway.

Wouldnt mind if all reindeers died tonight. They eat all the lichen and provide for samis.

Fuck reindeer

Dead deer is good deer

Do you think antlers make good dam building material?

That's a beautiful specimen. Did you hunt it?

With my own bare hands.

>tfw your dad never took you out hunting
I'd love to get into that meme desu, but all the hoops you have to jump through are so fucking costly and time-consuming.

Bow hunting is fun tbqh and not very expensive.

Here it's (at worse) a couple day course with an exam.

Then you have a right to hunt with the landowners/hunting associations permission.

I never could be arsed to do it because I spend most of my free time either fishing or wallowing in self pity/fapping

Regular huntings gone stale. I want to hunt finns now.

dont step

Bow hunting is illegal here. Muh animal welfare or whatever.

Fishing is comfy my friend.

ayo lads

Im depressed

Just turn that frown, upside down

Hunting Finns is quite the challenge. They're antisocial, shy creatures, and will retreat to their burrow if spooked. You've got to think and act like the Finn if you want to catch one off guard.

>yfw the Beasts win the Stan Leycup

RIP BULJU :DDDDDDD

It looks pretty amazing, but they fucked up with the captains patch tbqh

so barkov is unironically a top 5 center in the NHL right now, right?

Håkki

Since when? Top 5 C are as follows
1. Crosgod
2. Stamkos
3. Tavares
4. Matthews
5. Malkin

good post

He is better than tavares and matthews

Barkov just named Matthews as the best player in the NHL.
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Barkov
>.70 ppg 48% faceoffs

Tavares
>.92 PPG 51% faceoffs

Rmyt

1. Crosby
2. Malkin
3. Stamkos
4. Barkov
5. McMeme

>counting barkov's first two seasons
come on he's been 0,90ppg player for a 3 seasons now.

>he cant come into a bad team and put up good stats right away

Not very good then.

Why are you comparing career stats, you goober.
He is much better defensively and equal offensively.

>equal
>.7 is equal to .9

Hmmm. Mind bottling

He's completely different player now than as a 18 year old. If he had come to league last year he would have better career ppg. Would that make him better player? no.

Thats speculation. Either way, Florida is not in a playoff spot in babbyatlantic and NYI are in ChadMetro, with Tavares above point per game

>but but muh bad team
Your team revolves around your 1C. If your 1C isnt good enough your team wont be good enough

Too many to count desu

Even Crosby wasn't good enough as the only 1C to get his team to playoffs so that's kinda harsh.

taveres ppg stats are skewed from the meme lockout season and the season after when the islels actually had wingers

Crosbys only missed the playoffs 1 season, his rookie season. Dunno what you mean by this post

all those meaningless first round exits tho

>Scheifele not 4th
Ishiggydiggy

All 4 of them? Hes been to that many finals too lol

>mcmeme
>3rd season in and cant win a face-off to save his life

McMeme is a winger tbqh

That even 100 point Crosby isn't good enough to get team to playoffs so you can't really use that argument against Barkov. (When comparing him to Tavares tier)

just means that out of crosbys carrer 40%
of his playoff seasons he failed to win a series

Tbqh 100 points back then wasnt a big feat considering crosby wasnt even top 5 in scoring.

Seems like even canadians agree Barkov is a top 5 center, good for Florida

Imagine how much he'd be talked about if he actually played in a decent team with existing fans.

honestly y'all are right, I've been getting peer pressured by HOCKEY Twitter which sucks his dick all the time
Tavares/Matthews/scheifele could round out my top 5

>barkov averages 1.2 playoff games a season
>its compareable to crosbys losing in the 1st round

Hmm.