The Virgin Ronaldo vs. the Chad TSUU

the Virgin Ronaldo vs. the Chad TSUU

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post all the neck, please

The left one isn't all that inaccurate judging by "before" photos and his general just-took-the-biggest-bong-hit demeanor back then

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>"I am you but stronger"

>you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

Its more neck than head lol

longboii

Be advised.

turtleboy

>what you really look like vs what you think you look like

>Portuguese sculpting

>what are we gonna do today, Ron?
>same thing we do everyday, Chris. take over the world!

Just like the real thing.

someone put the airport head with the bulge statue and the new statue neck.

muh diq

this has some spicy meme potential if done correctly

NOPE

me on the left

I remember the first thread

the one on the right doesn't actually look like Ronaldo.
The one on the left looks like a caricature, but you'd be able to tell right away that it's cristiano

poonaldo should gift the old statue to kane or bale
>here la, it looks just like you

>the one on the right doesn't actually look like Ronaldo.
Are you retarded?

kek why are they incapable of doing it right.

reminds me of the tomb raider poster, can someone fotoshop it for me

Are you mentally challenged?

i can see his point the one on the right is a lot more generic handsome guy, its odd really

Look at the one on the left again though
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that's because they fucked up the eyes on the 'good' statue

the ugly one is obviously cristiano, the good one could be anybody with a cr7 haircut

This is shopped right? There's no way they fucked up the second one. Is there???

>they fucked up the eyes on the 'good' statue
lmao they gave him anne hathaway's eyes/brow

and a giraffes neck.

I think it's just Anne Hathaway's neck as well, tbqh

xD

So if anyone wants to meme it up a bit and not just steal shit off twitter

bruh look at this dude

I don’t get it

The Virgin Ronaldo is happier

He and Mike Glennon have to be distant relatives.

the previous one is much better than new one desu

top keks can't wait for poonaldo's 3rd statue

The one on the right looks like a sosia, like a lookalike. Like those guys who get dressed uo and put on makeup to look like famous people. If you saw it randomly you wouldn't think it was Cristiano's bust. At most you'd think it sort of looked like him.
The one on the left, if you saw on the street and knew nothing of it you'd immediately think it was a funny caricature of cristiano ronaldo
this

>when rolando soon retires and global meme production falls by 80%

So what you're saying is that the one on the right looks like Shanta Ronaldo.

I thought it would be really easy.

There was an attempt... ;_;

yes

>COMING TSUN
Nice.

>coming tsun
kek

Why the fuck there's a new statue of him every month?

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lel

Perfection.

kek

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use this, la

It was a classic.
youtube.com/watch?v=09PEs0Z40MQ

Right looks like an idealized version of Rolando. Like what he thinks he looks like. His museum in madeira had a similar one except prettier, this one's more masculine.

>nope.avi

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10/10

thanks /r/memes

is it me or does he one on the left look more like pre-bearded Messi

is this some type of conspiracy by FIFAlona to associate Ronaldo's legacy with Messi's image?

#MkUltra #Elsagate

my sides

copy that

woah....

Don't they model these out before sculpting?

this allows the Ronaldo to stand flat-footed.
pic related

this is the wax version

all her features look really weird on their own, but make a really hot human being at the end of it

kek

because he didn't get his asshole torn up by badr hari yet

lmao, why can't they get it right

Is it just the head?

pretty good

Left is TSUUUUUUnaldo
Right is this Season's 'Naldo

the left rolando is lmaoing at the anal retentive clark kent wannabe faggot on the right lmao

left is Sup Forums confirmed

The problem with the left is the face is too small for the head. Someone with Photoshop showed that if you just enlarged the eyes, nose and mouth and left the head size the same it looked right.

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left: vs Malvo
right: vs Barcelona

"But burlap chafes me so."

underrated

Kek

>LE COU DE CRAYON

Why's no one shoved him on an actual giraffe yet

Copy that.

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Holy smokes, how did they mention to fuck this up twice? The Portuguese really are dumb

>You think Messi is better?
>Why don't you have a seat over there user

A spaniard was the one that sculpted it.

TOP KEKS

With a few more of these maybe Sup Forums could even have a half decent filename thread one day

>filename thread
HeIIo reddlt.

t. necklet

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>thats me in the blue jacket

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's to get? A portuguese did a crappy job wit the first one, why wouldn't he scrapped it and why wouldn't the people in charge rejected it is beyond me and the second one is from a spaniard from Sevilla who did a way better job.

Not 100% accurate, but better than the first one

WOW

Now I now why the fuck everyone spammed TSUUUUUU when he was mentioned.

Why did he screamed that anyway?

>the first one was bad meme
it's called art, faggot

Busts are representations of actual people, not interpretations on how they look
The first one sucked ass