Why didn't they hire an actual Amazonian goddess with a powerful body to play Wonder Woman in the DC franchise instead...

Why didn't they hire an actual Amazonian goddess with a powerful body to play Wonder Woman in the DC franchise instead the concentration camp stick insect they actually hired?

Amazonia is on the Trump travel ban list.

alison would be BAE if she stopped fucking tiny dicked pornstars

they should have

They got the next best thing since your mom wasn't available

Why didn they hire an Asian actor to star opposite Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman as her romantic lead?

Looks more like Barda than WW, desu.

I dated a girl with a body like this once but she was a pyscho single mom (which is an oxymoron) but honestly I'd put up with all her crazy shit if it meant getting to squeeze her tits into my chest in bed and feel them squish against me with her breathing to fall asleep again.

That's not an insult

>pyscho single mom
>(which is an oxymoron)

Redundant. The word you're looking for is redundant.

Just say redundant.

>Redundant. The word you're looking for is redundant.

Saying "The word you're looking for is redundant." was redundant.

We knew what he meant, redundant posts.

You're fucking redundant.

i hate that they replaced that goddess Kimberly Kane with this bitch in the vivid pornos. why did Kim have to get on drugs?

Your reply was redundant
See

Redundant thread.

No it wasn't

Because Jews.

Jewish people own the movie studios, and they wanted one of their own tribe to portray a "perfect Amazonian goddess" in their film.

How much revenue do these elaborate porn parodies actually generate?

about tree fiddy

>porn costume
>skirt is that long

really poor costume design

There are dozens of Jewish women in bodybuilding and fitness. The whole industry is run by two Jewish brothers.

the movie version is too short and lewd

The Bogdanoffs are jewish?

Jews are paedophiles

I don't remember Alison Tyler's boobs being quite that immense. Either this is a shoop or she has grown.

Probably, but I was talking about the Weiders.

The Weiders bow to the Bogdanoffs

>it's a "porn star dresses up as wonder woman" photo shoot

>that back fat
lol

He was being ironically.

kike nepotism dude

because this was apparently better than that idea.

It's a three way scene with batman and Superman in the BvS parody.

because shes a pro israeli jew who shills for them. not even memeing there was articles written about this.