PIT:JuJu Smith-Schuster uncertain for Week 13 NYG:Giants send G Fluker (toe) to injured reserve IND:Colts lose top CB Melvin (hand) indefinitely NE:Pats place Martellus Bennett on inj. reserve OAK:Amari Cooper also dealing with sprained ankle CAR:Report: Greg Olsen avoids serious injury DEN:Paxton Lynch diagnosed with high-ankle sprain CLE:Browns: Gordon will play as much as possible TB:Jameis Winston to ramp up activity Wednesday ARZ:Cardinals sticking with Gabbert for Week 13 BUF:Kelvin Benjamin dealing with torn meniscus TEN:Titans label Rishard Matthews as 'day to day'
just wait for the Panthers Owl victory dabbing has only just begun
Owen Parker
Dem pants coming for the division taints.
Nathan Barnes
I stopped playing Fifa but I'm pretty sure it's still the rage inducing celebration of choice
Brandon Barnes
Why did the Dolphins trade Jay Ajayi again?
Christian Robinson
>flying player edition
Justin Hughes
because he isnt good
Thomas Phillips
>NFL Who gives a fuck? Just die already HA HA HA HA HA
Gabriel Carter
8D chess
Charles Cook
lol ok
because their FO is stupid and likes losing
Cameron Howard
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shanahan's playcalling.
Christian Cooper
running backs are a diamond dozen
Blake Reed
inept front office
Ian Lee
Why did sleeves die out?
Alexander Peterson
In for rasms
>tfw no rasms gf gib rams gf pls
Angel Turner
Because he's a diva and needs to just do his job with no emotion
t. Ray Didinger
Ian Watson
Are the eagles the rick and morty of the NFL?
Brayden Jones
why are canadians so autistic
Jason Evans
doesn't Sam Bradford have sleeves?
Colton Lopez
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Eagles playcalling. The strategy is extremely intricate, and without a solid grasp of gridiron physics most of the passes will go over a typical defender’s head. There’s also Carson’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Gospels, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just checkdowns- they say something deep about FOOTBALL. As a consequence people who dislike the Philadelphia Eagles truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the deftness in Carson’s elite play-action “Just Fucking Chuck It To Ertz” which itself is a cryptic reference to Brady's “Just Fucking Chuck It To Gronk”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Doug Pederson’s genius coaching unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LII Champions tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re from within 5 miles of the Delaware Valley (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Xavier Russell
...
Lucas Wright
To be fair, you have to have a very good players to understand Shanahan's playcalling.
Jack Bailey
reminder eagles trips are biased morons and their opinions should be discarded
Adam Cooper
really makes me think
Brayden Campbell
Him, Rodgers, Eli, and Brady. But that's really about it
Camden Powell
Sapped of the power of weed and alcohol pregame, Josh Gordon turns human and is out of the league in a year. The things that kept him out of the game were the same things that made him turn even the shittiest QBs to mediocre ones. Godspeed Gordon, I hope I'm wrong.
Cameron Miller
Context: the game was closed to the public because of the Great Baltimore Chimpout
Elijah Gonzalez
Eagles is the reddit of teams.
anyone agree?
Carter Walker
>claims to hate reddit >post nonstop reddit memes on Sup Forums >lol chill bro its just ironic xD
Ryan Reyes
Byron Maxwell, Vernon Hargreaves and Brett Hundley wear sleeves
Angel Roberts
people still showed up to the Ravens game >baltimore
Charles Smith
>Sam Bradford was a #1 overall is he a bust?
Parker Brown
what part of "closed to the public" do you not understand?
Evan White
I caught some of that game. It was eerie as fuck.
Jace Reyes
To be fair, you don't have to have a very high IQ to be Todd Downing. The ball progression is extremely hindered, and without a solid grasp of theoretical football physics most of his plays will force a 3 and out. There’s also Todd's fantastic ability to squander opportunities, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his ability to think his offense is good, he draws heavily from Hue Jackson, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly despise the depths of his play style, to realise that they’re just not plays- he throws GAMES. As a consequence people who dislike Todd Downing truly ARE infuriated- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, his short 21 point lead in Denver, and proceeded to take his foot off the gass, which itself is a crippling reminder to Art Shell's coaching era. I’m sulking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bill Musgrave's genius wit unfolds itself on our rival's offense. What lucky fucks.. how I envy them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a TYBC tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Henry Carter
>Bears fan in the back with a Firefox logo fucking brilliant tbqh
Michael Evans
Do you mean sleeves tattoos?
Leo Ward
>discord link
FUCKING FAGGOTS LEAVE MY GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Henry Hill
no, he is still a starter in the league
Xavier Adams
not really
injuries and shitty franchises fucked his career
Ryder Parker
>team you want to win the owl >team you want to lose before the owl
>pats >pants
Bentley Long
No heart. See playoffs last year
Lucas Long
>shitty franchises literally every team he has played for is soaring right now
Nolan Barnes
Vikings Steelers
Easton Watson
>2017
Evan Wilson
Fans must have thrown bananas on the field and yelled nigger and faggot at opposing players, like the based Italian soccer fans. MLB then made them play in an empty stadium as punishment.
Camden Miller
including the lions?
Colton Miller
>jags >pats
Lincoln Martinez
I love the hood honestly. Being a recovering dope addict I've spent significant time in Camden and Kensington. I've got hood stories for days
Logan Sanders
oh cool MNF is on. I wonder who is playing. >oh....
Josiah Wright
>Sam Bradford >Lions
Jaxon Fisher
Soaring right now
Justin Perez
>Panthers >Steelers
Charles Williams
Steelers Ravens
Jonathan Perez
Because his knees are a ticking time bomb, he fumbles a lot, and can't catch too well.
Lincoln Smith
>rams were a laughing stock when he was drafted, played with a horrible supporting cast
>eagles one year, was average on a dysfunctional team
>vikings played good last year despite a horrible o-line
played really well this year before he got hurt
Jonathan Cox
Is Walter the true RB GOAT?
Jordan Cox
I dont like blacks
Juan Cruz
Pats Eagles Steelers Vikings Panthers
No one else has a realistic chance desu
Ryan Turner
if the Panthers have a chance then so do the Saints
Easton Taylor
Ravens really?.. not the pats?..
Hudson Cooper
>Jeff Fisher >Chip Kelly He was above average for Minnesota last year, too.
James Brooks
no
Easton White
no one's forcing you to go there, you raging autist. get over yourself.
Angel Brooks
>no saints
David Lee
...
Brandon Gutierrez
who got that Gronk and Cooks webm?
Austin Wood
>holding the ball like that no
Christian Bell
No
James Gonzalez
Ravens fans will defends this
Alexander Scott
Patriots Eagles so their fans will shut the fuck up about being the """best""" team in the NFL
Dylan Collins
it's for the aesthetic
Jose Hall
how do you score a 4 on the wonderlic?
Ethan Rodriguez
No Rams, lol
Best special teams by a mile, best defensive coordinator, best defensive player, defense coming on strong, top 5 offense as well. Don't sleep on them
Christian Lewis
Broncos
Patriots
Brandon White
Postlet here, I have a question. Why does a Cowboys fan have a name related to Tiki Barber, a career Giant?
Oliver Harris
>Saints
Exposed hard by a qb who gets spoon fed audibles and line adjustments through a earphone
Luke White
what part of New England do you live in again?
Jaxson Diaz
be retarded
Nathaniel Brown
>no more alcohol >license expired a couple days ago >still an hour until MNF Can we start the pre-game thread a little early today? I'm too fucking sober to just be stuck with my own thoughts right now.
Jack Butler
>1.12 Flaccos
wew
Charles Morris
Just drive to the store you pussy
Jayden Smith
You can't buy alcohol with an expired license.
Sebastian Bennett
>Not knowing your local liquor store owner on a first name basis
Kevin Howard
NFCS teams are gonna be murdering eachother for the rest of the year good. gooooood. whatever walking corpse of a team is left will be that much easier to topple come playoffs.
Jack Perez
NH, used to live in Roslindale, MA
Austin Ward
go to some place a korean or indian owns they dont care
Jaxson Mitchell
Chris Speilman seething
Jordan Robinson
this
Andrew Anderson
...
Justin James
>fewer catches than danny amendola
got my vote
Andrew Phillips
>One playoff win >most negative yards all time I'd rather have Marion Motley
Samuel Hernandez
Yea but you have a great looking future man. That Watson kid can fucking ball. that was literally the Texans problem for years. The fact that they were making it to the playoffs with bad-mediocre qb play says a lot.
Jonathan Williams
they probably only check dob
Leo Long
>most negative yards of all time >one playoff win with the lowly lions Those are points in his favor
