/v4/ + pals

mental illness edition

don't post in this thread please
/v4/ must die

>be average butthurt /v4/ country
>cry about russia opressing you and keeping the v4 man down and all that shit

>meanwhile your countries didn't get any russian or caucasus settlers, so you don't have a fifth colum that could blow your country up as soon as putin says the word
>soviet union gave you HEAVILY discounted petrol, coal and other national resources, simply as a gesture of appreciation that you're in a military block with them (they could've sold them to asian or latin american countries for a much larger profit, but they decided to help their friends)
>all russians did was make you take russian lessons in school as a secondary language and give you opportunities to travel there with your workmates, meet them and party with them

>be /v4/ country after the soviet union fell
>*animal noises* FUCK THOSE RUSSIAN OPRESSORS! THEY BE STEALIN FROM US AND OPRESSIN US!
>*more animal noises* WE BE INTRODUCIN ENGLISH AS A MANDATORY SECOND LANGUAGE IN SCHOOLS NOW, ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM RUSSIAN, FUCK THE LANGUAGE OF THESE OPRESSORS (who cares that russian is an actual slavic language and much closer to your v4 languages than english right? the propaganda machina MUST KEEP ROLLING!)
>*animal noises* they made us learn a language in school *more animal noises* and they gave us natural resources n shieeeeet *even more animal noises* fucking opressors...
kek

I decided my nickname will be Vital because i like the sound of it.

I wanted to go with TriggerNigger but I would get banned so fuck it.

>haha i am le czech communist retard xDDD
>i am of producing cartoons for children and a beer style we stole from germans :DD
>that is why we're really cool and famous

>oh wut is that? the soviet union fell and we can pretend to be western now?
>great! everybody look at us! do you see how atheistic and liberal we are? you can buy drugs here! and prostitutes! and we'll give you our women to produce cheap porn!
>do you see how western and progressive and cool we are? :)))
>please say that we're western!!! :(

meanwhile nobody outside of Sup Forums knows anything about czechia except that its a post communist commieblock shithole in eastern europe
protip to you: the memes on Sup Forums that czechia is somehow the most "western" eastern country are just that, memes
you're only known for drugs and prostitutes and shit infrastructure in real life, sorry

xpost

give back sudetenland you czech animals

The shituanian is right you know.

>>all russians did was make you take russian lessons in school as a secondary language and give you opportunities to travel there with your workmates, meet them and party with them

Shut up LSSR

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