What is your dream job?

What is your dream job?

killing niggers and muslims

Inventing new ways of torture and execution methods for the church.

marry a rich bitch and be a neet for the rest of my life

biologist researcher in an isolated facility researching the future of mankind

I'm still a student so it's not that far off

Forgot pic.

Running a brothel

retired

Jav pornstar

or a ceramicist/ author

Getting paid to hump a Ukrainian hunnie all day and eat pepper and salted fried potatoes all day.

Annoy leftists and shitskins

>I will never work for RCT

i just want to be rich

A job that makes me a billionaire while I am doing nothing desu senpai.

being a lazy dev like Notch or a screenplay writer

reiki therapist or masseur or yoga teacher or something like that

illustrator or concept artist desu

being a sleazy general practitioner

You should convert to Judaism

I have a maternal line of very slight jewyness. Would they still let me into their club?

Database administrator, architect or PM with 3 days working at home and 2 days on-site.

;_;

Landlord. Most Koreans want to be one too

Weed smoking, pizza eating, video game playing blowjob receiver. Im multitasking kind of guy.

professional ass eater. i have eaten half a dozen asses in a day to prepare for the task for months and nowadays i just eat 2 to keep in shape. i know i have what it takes.

Ah yes, a traditional german profession.

at least we have toilets

Dunno, still havent got enough experience in workplace environments to really know.

Wh*Toid butcher.

I clock in at 2pm and get my Dick sucked for two hours and make 200k sallary

Why did you capitalize dick?

being a stunt double butt in a gay porn movie

He's talking about his dog, Dick

None of you will believe me as I have no way to prove it outside of posting our LINE texts and pictures but I may have married a weathly widowed Japanese businesswoman who is 25 years older than me. Legally married.

I finished my Bachelors in Physics with a focus in optics and am currently job searching while staying at one of my parent's hotels.

Neet as fuck (but I do start working at a grocery store tomorrow at 2:30pm)

I've made a few threads over the years about it. I'm drunk enough to care about chatting.

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First Arch-Chancellor of the European Federation.

Aren't they quite gratuitous when men of your calibre exist?

Dark Lord of some huge powerful empire. I would personally massacre entire cities and my official title would be Exterminating Darkness

Manage the worlds natural resources with the help of tech consultants and my private army.

I see we have the same dream.

Objective 10/10 male model and professional shitposter.

I see we have coinciding interests that might develop into a 3d oligarchy.
The first dimension is the Arch Chancelor
The second is the henchman manager
The third is the shadow government overlord

plans on becoming a japanese national? i hope not lol

Build a new Roman Empire that spans across Europe and the Middle East. Heavily promote a new religion that combines the Abrahamic faiths. Essentially unite the whole region under one banner.

>henchman manager

kek

your english is really weird my friend. go see a teacher, until then: dont talk to me

>A basic complex sentence
>Weird

HURRRRRRRRRRRR. Stop posting and pick up an English grammar, Hans.

I would like to be a psychologist back in the day when we just abused mental patients. I'd just like to molest and torture all of the patients.

>What is your dream job?
Oiling her ass.

you cant even spell caliber right. i dont know if that was a typo or if you cant speak american but you need to get that fixed asap

fag
tranquilla Merkel
fag

>I have a maternal line of very slight jewyness. Would they still let me into their club?
No you have to have at least one grandparent that is practicing or even better a Jew mom.

>er

YANK REEEEEEEEEEE, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

Why is being an objective 10 and a shitposter gay?

being an author like stephen king would be kind of cool

>don't even attempt to be high brow
>be a shut-in with your typewriter
>be drunk and depressed
>write down the weird ideas that come into your head
>people eat them up and adapt them into cool films
>become a billionaire shut-in from being edgy

I'm going to school to be a thoracic surgeon

In 10 years

it really doesnt work that way kid

Don't forget humiliating the president on the internet

don't ruin the pretty picture I have in my head

Becoming an acclaimed writer would be nice. I don't care if i don't make a lot of money (even if i do, i'd donate most of it), just enough to get by and have time to read and write all day. But i'm still too young to be any good at writing.

making money with a creative craft is very difficult because you have to be an amazing salesman on top of being above amateur level in your respective skill which takes a good couple of years too. you need to know people also if were talking about the publishing industry.

I want to be captain on a cargo ship

A large freighter, I mean.

Xenoarcheologist

>tfw I was born too soon

Being a chemistry lord and make bombs and drugs only to kill myself

President

professional suicider

People paying me to impregnate them

men or women?

Preferably women, but I'll do men if the money's good

I always though developing graphics cards would be neat, but I have bad anxiety and I don't think I can do Uni. Tried doing college courses for some high school thing, I think it was called running start, but went horribly. I was in constant fight or flight mode, couldn't think, and got bad inflammation.
I learned of a tech/trade school the other day. Do you guys think I could do that? Specifically the instrumentation and industrial automation program.

A bra fitter

you should get gynecomastia first unless you are a woman

Commercial airline pilot