Hey how come Sup Forums never gets any celebrities?

Hey how come Sup Forums never gets any celebrities?

Goose browses Sup Forums
The only celeb you ever need ;)

Logan and professor x die, professor x by logans clone

How you know this senpai?

How you know this senpai?

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Who cares? Reddit AMAs are always PR stunt. Any interesting question at all.

Because reddit are essentially normies whereas a large portion of Sup Forums are rabid neet virgins and evangelical conspiracy theorists ie the Internets toilet

lmao post some spoilers about movies i actually care about loser

Because Sup Forums gets about 1/20 the traffic of reddit and there is no reason for celebrities to even know about this site let alone come here for an AMA.

Conan's AMA is hilarious.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's all i can read faggot

because Sup Forums doesn't record anything for more than a month tops

people like permanence

>dude the characters from these comics where they've already died 50 times because comics are fucking dumb children's picture books also die in this terrible movie series which will inevitably be rebooted in the next year or two lmao
Wow you really got me with those spoilers user

;)

Louis CK's friends started Cuckposting as a way to fuck with him because he is a serial phone-checker.

So they would wait until he went onstage to do his set then when he came off there would be 6 cuck threads on here about him.

DiPaolo and Quinn were behind some of the most notorious IBG pastas.

How do I know this? I was at the Comedy Underground one night and they were writing one on the fly while he was on stage.

Please make use of the spoiler image checkbox and spoiler tags. Purposeful spoiling of a series or movie is not allowed.

I've been on Sup Forums since 2004 and I've been on reddit since 2005. Before that I was on digg.

Time to get a life bud

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Like your life is so amazing.

Ok guys i will take some questions.
Been lurking Sup Forums after my previous assistant showed me some hilarious post about me.You guys are alright.
Obviously won't be posting any proofs so I might as well be a LARPer.
A 50/50 chance ;)

But I'm a celebrity.

Ryan feltstien?

Word I've shot lots of videos of myself ejaculating on photos of other celebrities on xhamster. Some of them have a thousand views.

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

>yfw there are celebrities lurking Sup Forums right now and you don't know about it

Brendan Fraser lurks Sup Forums now that imdb forums are closed

Celebrities are very isolate people because they can't have a normal life. I bet they spend a lot of time on-line, where they can talk freely, just like another user.

post yfw Abatap was actually Magan Fox

they all have Google alerts about them but because so many 4chin threads never get archived by google they don't see this place as often.

>implying some of us aren't in the public eye and enjoy shitposting here because of the anonymity

T. Pleb

Celebrities even lurk reddit. Redditors don't even realize their speaking to the stars of the movies they're criticizing

*shakes fist*

There are celebrities on the internet, my dudes, only pr

KEK!!! Because y'all haters and I hate every single one of you.

Sup Forums is worse than silk road.

because of Sup Forums

no really

Because the moderation is better.

A guy posing as Conan started a thread here yesterday with a photoshopped version of that picture asking Sup Forums to ask him anything.
The very first reply was "tell me about Bane".

that's why.

>Hi everyone, it's me Bruce Vilanch! Ask me anything!
>20 posts in someone posts hardcore child porn or animal mutilation

And I don't foresee the fallout of that but the question alone makes it not worth the trouble

I made a similar 'mistake' back in my reddit days when I was completely shitting on my teams punter, Chris Kluwe in the Minnesota Vikings board... only I was shitting on Kluwe - directly to Chris Kluwe.

Didn't Brendan Fraser lurk a movie forum or something? Was it Reddit? I remember an account raging about his career

that can happen on reddit as well,

the real reason is that Sup Forums is an ANONYMOUS board.

its a fair question

why does he wear the mask?

Please google Tom Hardy ama

It's a good thing

I'd rather message your mom for her to send me more pics

did emma stone ever acknowledge her feet are worshipped by so many people?

who the fuck is bruce vilanch

Could you imagine though?pmsl at the thought of some shitty PR team thinking an AMA here would be good

I visited there once to see what all the fuss is about...

The board layouts are fucking retarded. And I visited a few show-specific boards to see what they were chatting about, and almost every post was either mislabeling characters or getting everything wrong in general, as if none of them had even seen the show. Not to mention there was almost zero negativity or independent opinion, it was like walking into fucking Pleasantville.

Came straight back to this lovely cesspool of assholes who say what they think.

Reddit is anonymous too

Because they're smart enough not to attract normalfags here.

>it's a Sup Forums pretends Sup Forums is muh sekkrit club episode
>it's a Sup Forums pretends normal people don't visit this site episode

He seems like he may be on the spectrum and he is a pretty big loser so I wouldn't doubt it.

what's the cham cham's endgame?

I don't think this is true but I choose to believe it anyways

>Hey how come Sup Forums never gets any celebrities?

William Shatner said it on reddit; he came here first, someone called him a Nigger and he left again.

thats why we don't.

Who are you

One of the greatest writers of this generation posts here.

I imagine Joe Rogan or Jamie lurk here and make threads

>William Shatner said it on reddit; he came here first, someone called him a Nigger and he left again.
Kek. It's rather good that we don't get them here, or we'd face heavy moderation

lack moderation through upboats and bribes to normalize it with media corps.

Trevor Moore posted here once

Nah, that was on Sup Forums

The whole point and purpose of Sup Forums is supposed to be anonymity. I imagine if any celebrities came here, it would be to shitpost without repercussion.

Like Norm here.

what is the difference?

No GigaNigga threads here

Because people can post porn here freely, and Reddit doesn't have images display by default.

Also, being anonymous just allows people to be toxic and idiotic.

He really went to shit in just 1 year, jesus christ you were my hero, what they did to you.

because Reddit is a better website

Colin Farrell used to search himself on google until all the stuff was negative to him and got depressed.

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I've heard that some famous musicians did AMAs on Sup Forums. Maybe someone else knows more about that.
If you want to do a serious discussion or AMA with a celebrity it is.

because we have Sup Forums and Sup Forums, which are associated with racism and trolling.

i still dont know if i like conan or hate him.

Conan is cool though.

I'm the Cook.

>tfw xev will never post on Sup Forums because you niggers are too abnormal and will just scare her away

He's a cuck but also a genuinely good comedian, perhaps the best on TV.

you just have to separate the politics from the person.

Probably a combination of things. All the racism/sexism on Sup Forums, Sup Forums's portrayal of the media as a hate machine, threads don't preserve, Sup Forums knows hardly anything about movies, lesser traffic, etc.

I'm sure some folks must lurk here due to simple statistics, there're so many celebrities, so a couple surely lurk and post here. Doesn't mean they want the media to know they're here though.

because celebrities come here for the same reason as anyone else, to be user, btw I'm a list

Oh no. The woman who does incest porn might think bad of me.

Sup Forums is a bunch of failure. Sup Forums had Andrew WK

Andrew WK is the only confirmed one I think, I remember that

also some indie musician got thrown out of his band because he blew his cover and started using chanspeak and called some other female musician a bitch or something

>He's a cuck
I mean it's just a meme right?

Sup Forums has to make do with Max Landis shitposting.

who the fuc is goose?

Says a lot about you then doesn't it

>A Tumblr called Sexism in Music has a series of posts which assert that DIIV bassist Devin Ruben Perez (pictured far left) wrote sexist, racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic remarks on the website Sup Forums. Representatives for DIIV have been contacted and offered no comment on the story.
>According to the blog, Perez has been posting under the name "Devin-Chan". Sexism in Music pointed to remarks about Perfect Pussy's Meredith Graves (who is called "a bitch" and rated based on her perceived attractiveness), Grimes' Claire Boucher ("I find her physically repulsive"), and Zomby ("That nigger is the biggest troll ever"). They also point to the repeated use of the term "faggot" and an anti-Semitic joke ("I’m a good goyim. Every time a Rabbi gets close, I shout out for my friend Burnstein and tell him to leave me alone unless they want to break their shmageggi, oy vey").
>Since the news surfaced yesterday, Perez has only tweeted once: a link to the video for Chamillionaire's "Ridin'".
He's still with the band. This is a good example of why if any celebrities come here we won't know about it. They just want to shitpost anonymously like we do because they're not willing to be as based as this guy and take a bullet from the media for it.

this
same logic applies to hitler and jews.

>They also point to the repeated use of the term "faggot" and an anti-Semitic joke ("I’m a good goyim. Every time a Rabbi gets close, I shout out for my friend Burnstein and tell him to leave me alone unless they want to break their shmageggi, oy vey").
>Since the news surfaced yesterday, Perez has only tweeted once: a link to the video for Chamillionaire's "Ridin'".
Holy fuck my sides

>Prommoting something among this bunch of psycocuks
Cos most celebrities already have covered their share of social work with handicapped people.

Because celebrities are normies

>tfw she doesn't shitpost on Sup Forums instead
Now that she's a movie star I doubt she'll ever bother making music again.

pretty sure she did. or at least one celeb has.

>pretty sure she did
proof. now

Sup Forums has a porn movie, does Reddit have a porn movie?

People at Reddit actually spend money on things.

People on Sup Forums love feet rip and steal all video footage to make montages of feet and tits, never pay for anything.. and at the moment we are overrun by mental retards shilling for GOP/Money'd interrests/NeoNazi's. Marketing is only done by those groups, not by anyone trying to make money from entertainment or actual labour.

Andrew WK
Deadmau5. Joel was actually a regular poster for while.
Flying Lotus
I'm sure there's others I've forgotten. Sup Forums gets quite a few musicians.

Xev doesn't post because she knows proper culture. She's a lurker and it shows.