Visiting london

>visiting london
>going down the escalator into the tube
>etiquette says to stand on right and let people pass on left
>stand on left
>people behind me are visibly distressed and possibly late for work
>everybody is mad but nobody says anything

You are a very naughty burger

if this happened to me i would literally be thinking about it and getting angry in my head all day

You utter cunt

stupid yank is just pretending to be retarded

>>etiquette says to stand on right and let people pass on left
wait a minute
since brits drive on the wrong side isn't the right their passing lane?

It's to stop cars driving on escalators.

good lad
always do this
hopefully i've made a normaldrone miss some appointment at least once

I think I feel this feeling when I'm driving from work and am in the fast lane behind some cunt leaving 100+ft in between him and the car in front of him.

*gets in the fast lane*
*pulls up alongside a lorry doing 60*
*maintains pace with him*

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the worst is when one truck tries to pass another

*makes eye contact with you on the tube*
*smiles*
why do women do this
and they are always meds

yeah and only moving 1mph faster so it will take him 10 minutes to pass while blocking all traffic. and what is the fucking point if it is moving basically with the same speed. i hate fucking truck drivers

*turns on high beams*

It's to make you feel depressed and lonely.

KYS. This is why they Jihad us.

based ameribro
I also always do this but I do step aside if someone asks
99% of the time no one will say a word and just look angrily at me
guess you're not so much in a hurry then dickhead if you can't even ask a stranger to let you pass

*EXCUSE ME*

>timid british man asks me to pass
>look back at him with a confused look on my face, pretending I don't understand english
>he sinks back dejectedly into his spot behind me

nah it's not oddly enough, even though every other driving on the left country is like that

bump

when a barbarian enters the world of the civilized

i would hit you with my umbrella

Just makes me feel insecure and autistic

>jap tourist hits me with his umbrerra
>immediately report it to the nearest constable in the tube
>jap tourist is violently tackled to the ground for antisocial behavior

>tfw british cops can ever tackle anyone
keep in mind i did some martial arts so i am better than this guy

people aren't scared of nips like they are of nogs

bump

They'd judo them though

t Austin powers

>normaldrone
sheeeit good word

kill yourself

ayy I do this too but with semi-trucks.

Are you a chinese?
Gook tourists do the same here

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Bad idea. You're in for a really shitty time if you push highly tolerant people over the edge.

They are legitimately in a hurry, constantly. It's just that talking to strangers is a much bigger concern than being slightly late.

They're not tolerant they're just sheepish

They will tut at you SEVERELY though

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>mfw some normie wageslave is late at work once again because of you
>he gets fired
>his gf is mad at him because of it and leave him for jamal
>he become an hero

nice neckbeard fantasy

Don't go to bed too late Bruce

kek

I always pretend like I'm a tourist, because I'm of Asian descent and do a lot of photography so I usually walk around with a camera. No one says anything, but on the rare occassion people say excuse me in Swedish I just ignore them and pretend I don't understand. I've heard someone say "fucking Chinese tourists" in Swedish because I didn't move.

>I've heard someone say "fucking Chinese tourists" in Swedish because I didn't move.

can't you sue them for racism?

>judo a police
>go to prison
didn't think that one through

I can see that you are a man of noble blood.
I do the same every time I have to traverse using the underground.