Ah, what a fine day to plant some wheat

Ah, what a fine day to plant some wheat.

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what a fuckin shit forced meme

Tax policy is still the worst.

Shut the fuck up, Aaron.

wanna trade sheep jokes ?

Are people really this dumb?
The whole point of the wheat was to explain that people had already been on that planet before, agriculture is a part of civilisation
It's assumed that all living creatures have been wiped out by the aliens

Wheat posting is funny, well done.

what are the prometheuses views on agricultural subsidies?

I've never seen a meme forced as hard as this one.

Every prometheus has a right to hire two extra xeno workers that will be paid by the goverment.

Why was there no wheat on the prometheus planet?

The wheat was clearly planted by the xenos

>Land on alien planet (that looks exactly like scotland, because convenient)
>Don't wear helmets or protective suits at all (because its convenient)
>"Hey, look, earth wheat. What are the odds?" not "HOLY FUCK GRASS? TREES? THESE ARE FERNS. WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP RIGHT NOW. WHEAT??? I NEED TO ANALYZE THIS. THIS IS INSANE"
>Just "What are the odds, heh, weird :)"

These movies are so fucking lazy. Total schlock. But the internet will be happy. They put a big drooling monster with a cock for a head back in them. I guess thats all that matters in the end, gotta get them toys.

it was an outpost

>welcome to the wheat fields motherfucker

>Don't wear helmets or protective suits at all (because its convenient)
To be fair it is a colonization mission, right? People don't blindly colonize places. A crew or probe would have been sent first. Maybe David Zero sent Weyland some bad info.

>they will never make a movie about exploring a new planet
>they land in some tropical wasteland
>an hour of them discovering new things and bringing back samples
>discover their GPS system is broken
>they landed on earth in some bumhole in South America

>people in the Alien universe just blindly keep trusting Weyland

kek

the ALIEN planting wheat for 2hrs would probably be a more interesting film than what we're getting
at least it would show some growth in the franchise

This forced meme will be as successful as pic related a.k.a. not at all.

Considering this took place before the events of Alien 1 or 2, yeah people probably do trust them.

would watch

>at least it would show some growth in the franchise

heh

>tfw a whole folder of memes no one remembers

Wheat alien meme goes in the adjacent folder. Dead on arrival.

This shit-post made me finally watch the trailer for Covenant and I've got to say I think it's really brave of them to do the exact same plot that has been done in the series 3 or 4 times already. It was like watching a best-of feature from the last 5 movies.

this movie is going to be a giant greasy piece of shit

tfw im going to be banging high IQ broads like the girl on the left throughout my 40s due to being a soon to graduate engineer

You're fucking retarded

The guy has had a good push to be fair. Dont see it lasting though.

>send couples with the express purpose of establishing colony
>gay couple
for what purpose

>people in [current_year] trust facebook and google with their private information
really makes you think

CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

damn you sure told him.

Share with us some more dead memes, friend

Literally me.

never throw pearls at pigs

can someone explain this meme please?

new convenant trailer, they find wheat on a new planet now the joke seems to be the xenos are protecting the wheat...through the murder.

DUDE WHEAT LMAO

ha!

I hope it sells well! Gotta feed the xeno family.

I guess he didn't like the corn bread either.

coloradowheat.org/2013/11/why-is-the-wheat-genome-so-complicated/

>While wheat has fewer pairs of chromosomes than humans, it has a greater number of genes, with an estimated 164,000 to 334,000 genes, compared to 20,000 to 25,000 genes for a human.

>yfw the prometheuses engineered wheat to encode massive amounts information about organic life forms, synthetic life forms and the universe
>yfw they created the xenos as guardians of wheat
>yfw wheat as a library of secret knowledge about the cosmos will be a heavy plot point in the upcoming alien film

if you doubted the old man Ridley, then YOU'RE the pleb. wheatkino is coming.

Good post

corn and wheat are the same things.
Merican edumanucation right here

wot in alienation

Is wheat the map to the Prometheuses home planet?

Brother may I have some Oats

most probably, among lots of other things. they were a dying civilization. thats why the first prometheus we see does the sacrifice thing. they needed to perpetuate their knowledge in some sort of perennial form.

better not be that transgenic shit

get a load of this celiac.

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Get this cornhead out of here

in the future gays can get pregnant

wtf I never saw these

who /fat ogre shit/ here?

Man you've got a golden idea here

so the the forever war?

BROTHER

I CAN ALWAYS SHOW MY EVERYTHINY TO
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ready4Reddit

I know I just posted it there :^)

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This 'meme' has spread way too fast to be legit.
This has to be a viral marketing strategy.

kek

why is this a meme?

Because Sup Forums is full of capeshit kiddies and this is the best they can do

;)

No. They wouldn't torpedo their property with a silly meme that takes away all fear.

2-3 people trying to force it.

t. tax evader

the walking BBC has always been a meme

hehe

Pretty sure there's a twilight zone episode like this.

>No more living species on the planet that can host the Queen's offsprings.
>"Fuck that bitch, mate! let's go grow some wheat until we die!"

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At least we know the xenos aren't gluten free fags

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Seriously, stop and think about this. If viral marketers wanted to promote their movie, do you not think they'd a) go somewhere less cynical and hostile than Sup Forums, and b) come up with something better than fucking wheat? I mean, it's a meme that's based on one single line in the trailer, and is actually poking fun at the stupid plot of the movie. It's pretty fucking esoteric and destined never to spread beyond Sup Forums. It just makes no sense to market your movie in this way.

Anyway, make sure to check out Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant™ from 20th Century Fox®, only in theaters May 19

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dumb tripfag

That's not even funny, it's just a dumb quote

Warner movies have really obvious shilling, they learn our memes and spam them in their threads

in space no one can hear you plant wheat

Newfags killed this board. They think Sup Forums is some sort of meme factory. look at all the dead forced memes last month alone.

>meme pics
>meme fonts
>reddit

You are pretty new around here yes?

brazzers is really popular imo

They just want some karma on r/Sup Forums.

There's a couple episodes with that premise

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>They think Sup Forums is some sort of meme factory

That's exactly what it is.

How does the wheat affect the bonus situation?

Any press is good press.

The wheat meme is 100% marketing.

Name a successful meme made here in the past 3 years that wasn't forced and spread. Not even cotzana or bane were Sup Forums memes, they were stolen from other boards.

KINO

kino
really makes you think
what did he mean by this

one of the most forced memes of all time, in fact, 90 percent of memes are forced

Ripley kept some of her past memories when she was remade, the bonus situation could still be compromised.

A terrible forced meme that is rarely used outside Sup Forums.

If redditors had to make a meme out of the alien trailer, the wheat meme would be the result.
It lacks autism to be funny.

lurk more faggot