Why did the Prometheuses plant wheat crops?

Why did the Prometheuses plant wheat crops?

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Kill yourself faggot

>plant wheat
>everyone is white
>nobody around to pick it
>create black lifeforms
>this is the origin of the xenomorphs
I had no idea Raimi was uncredited for this movie.

POTTERY

No hopsheads ITT pls

It was part of their religion, they worshipped wheat and planted it everywhere they went

Fuck off memeing faggot

more likely a prometheus drank that special juice in an empty field and his body disintegrated, eventually becoming wheat in a few million years.

Yes, that would make sense also
>Egineer DNA mutated into wheat DNA, and eventually into human DNA
Really gets the noggin a-joggin

GRAIN?

did they create xenos to be the guard dogs for their precious big wheat?

Yes

Deepest lore

His favorite meal requires it.

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David planted it :*)

DUDE WHEAT

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>ripped as fuck
>eat carbs

Will /fit/ ever recover?

>not eating carbs

Keto is a meme.

First post best post

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Was Maximus a prometheus?

>Ancient Rome
>Prometheus is titled after an Ancient Greek legend
POTTERY

To keep away the noobomorphs, who suffer severe hay-fever.

Why is Ridley poking his skin?

>Prometheuses

You mean "Promethei"?

kek
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>Jesus Christ was an Engineer
>Jesus Christ was killed by romans

Uh what?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A PLANTED CROP

I thought David was the one who planted the wheat?

>by romans
t. Shekelgoldbergsteinowitz

I went digging and it appears you're correct.

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Perhaps he was wondering why you'd bake some bread before throwing it into a toaster?

OMG ARE ALIENS REAL?!

no, jesus was killed by jews.

How did you end up such a pathetic fuck user?

good post

but look at him it's right there!

>Why did the Prometheii plant wheat crops?
ftfy

Nice one

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

y-you too

Fresh pasta?

>My God, the Wheat has turned my brothers into these tan-colored creatures with hair.

>I must get to Earth and destroy the wheat

a better question is would a prometheus beat up a predator, and then how would brock lesnar do against them?

wheatland yutani

David planted it

is this achievable natty?

Why of all things is the Alien Covenant wheat a meme

wheat was domesticated
modern wheat is only achievable by selective farming process
to have it on an alien planet is beyond absurd, but hollywood is composed of nothing but retards so these gaffes pass quality control

what was the promethians tax policy?

>Prometheans bring civilization to humanity
>Cain makes an offering of wheat Abel offers livestock
>Prometheans favor Abel

>Jesus breaks the bread and says "this is my body"

>Monotheism primarily thrives in wheat growing regions

>IRL aliens communicate to us through crop circles in wheat fields

How deep does this go?

HE DIDNT SPROUT SO GOOD

Holy shit.

Presumably a Prometheus could kick a Predator's ass. With Brock Lesnar, it depends who's booking the match.

my neurons are going in overdrive

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