Germany is gearing up to steel British businesses

I tell you guys, we need to do a SHITTOWN more of these things. Hand British companies sweet tax deals if they move over to the EU, hand all young, smart Brits (students etc.) German passports and tell the rest of the world the EU is open for business and there is fucking no access to the EU via Britain.

The war has begun, we need to make it hot.

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> steel
Yeah I'm not too worried

>Yeah I'm not too worried

Austrian flag. I should have know he finds the typo.

P.S. they ain't heading to Vienna, that is for sure. Vienna is the biggest Afghan city outside of Afghanistan (and probably after Kabul).

>hand all young, smart Brits (students etc.) German passports

I'd rather not. Their demographics isn't much better than ours.

>FDP
Its pretty embarrassing for supposed libertarians to shill for something as anti-libertarian as the EU:

>implying they let white people move to germanistan

this desu senpai

more countries should do this desu senpai. AFAIK based hungarians are doing it and romanians are considering.

>young, smart Brits

No one cares DeutschCuck. You fucking Krauts need to get your heads out of your asses and start acting like the proud people you once were. No one wants to move to Berlin to get groped and blown up by Kebab.

Third time's the charm.

Id move if they gave me a grant

are the "refugees" running out of white women to rape and white men to subsidize their existence already?

>Its pretty embarrassing for supposed libertarians to shill for something as anti-libertarian as the EU:
They aren't shilling for the EU, they are trying to get businesses to move to Germany.

All cucks head to Germany. Hahaha.. LMFAO as it all falls to shit.

>>implying they let white people move to germanistan

Ok, there, 12 million illegal brown people American, we got in 800k refugees last year and 750,000 EU citizens and 200,000 non-EU citizens. In general, we got more white people than non-whites in.

How are they going to get small businesses to move to Germany if it is in the EU? Small business hates regulation.

>Id move if they gave me a grant
We will, we will. Come over, we love you, Brits. Wörk wörk wörk awaits you and lots of hijab wearing, marrying age (14+) girls! Come come!

Just what we need. More mudslimes.

Top kek the memes are true
They all look inbred as fuck

>How are they going to get small businesses to move to Germany if it is in the EU? Small business hates regulation.

The whole "EU makes things terrible with red tape" thing, is a meme. Germany has a "one stop shop" system for all everything a company needs. If you don't open up a bank or insurance company, it takes a few hours to get everything you need to set up pretty much any company you can think of. Everything is available in English as well.

When I lived in the US, the bureaucracy and red tape everywhere was fucking awful compared to the easy of how to deal with gov authorities in Germany.

P.S. what start-ups care about is a vibrant tech environment, enough investments, government grants and cheap living and work conditions. and quite honestly, Berlin is the place to be in Europe for all of these things - London is 6 times more expensive and has no laid back, innovation scene.

>All the Student and pro Remain cucks move to Germoney
>mfw
Thanks guys

You'll have to work fast fritz. When the UK gets multiple times more global trade deals than the dysfunctional and inefficient EU and the euro tanks, you might have a bit of a problem attracting anyone.

I am glad germany is doing this. They need to steal as many British companies so they can bail out Deutsche Bank when it collaspes.

Yeah, no, British workers, stay away from Germany, they try to put on humane and welcoming face with all those brown failures, but germans are the most unwelcoming and unpleasant people I had the displeasure to meet. I could pay my mortgage in six years if I'd work in Germany, but I rather stay where I am and slave away for thirty years.
They will just treat you like garbage, no matter how well you behave and how much you want to assimilate.

Once UK loses 45% of its exports(which go to EU), then you will talk.

>Moving from Londonistan to Neu Damascus
kek

This is great, we get to dump all the "ideas guys" on Germany and the productive members of society will be left.

>meme

German Union regulations have utterly obliterated our dairy and sugar industries.

I think frankfurt would the logical location. Berlin is a shithole.

>When the UK gets multiple times more global trade deals
Exporting what? Cars??

>young, smart Brits
>pro-EU
>smart
Good luck with your wave of hipster fuckwits. Hope you need cereal cafes.

>but germans are the most unwelcoming and unpleasant people I had the displeasure to meet.
That's true.

Now BACK TO WÖRK, you lazy Czech!

>trust us!

lolno

>what start-ups care about is a vibrant tech environment, enough investments, government grants and cheap living and work conditions

If this is true then why is the silicon valley the meca of tech start ups.

Hello Eternal Karut. Is the bull ready yet? : ^)

Disgusting leech.

I hate to burst your bubble, Europoors, but you haven't been giving London an easy time for the past few decades just because we've been in the EU.
You think the politicians in Paris, Frankfurt, etc. having been trying to emulate London for the past few decades? They have been, and they have failed. And they'll continue failing so long as intelligent people are put in charge of the UK post-Brexit.

This idea that Frankfurt, Paris etc. have been holding off from trying to catch up with London just because London was in the EU is silly.

PS - companies in London are saying that London needs free movement of people to remain competitive. So if you want to emulate London in EU cities, try it, but it basically means becoming Pakistan 2.0.
I actually hope the big businesses do leave London. I don't want capitalism any more. Germany couldn't do national socialism, but I think if the UK tried it, it could work, although that day is still a long way off.

>EU regulations have destroyed British produce production in favour of France
>EU regulations have destroyed British heavy industry in favour of Germany
>EU regulations blocked logical livestock prices and adaption by forcing quotas for soya in sileage despite soya going from $100 a tonne to $400 a tonne in a decade but refuses to let sileage producers grow beans and lupens to reduce meat prices, instead allowing Poland to ram beef products with horse and claiming it didn't know
>take in new poverty stricken countries and claim they are economically beneficial while propping up their entire economies because they are utter shit holes and their farms, factories and trades can't even meet the LOWEST of EU standards

Yeah, no.

Germany can't afford to fuck with Britain. The simple fact that Britain can fucking OBLITERATE France and Germany by blocking their goods would end both nations and by proxy the EU, because the career politicians can't keep their pet project alive now that Britain's jumped ship and the EU is currently begging for a free trade deal.

They will be heading to Warsaw, and you will suck your Turkish cock. After all, businesses do prefer real economic growth and safe conditions, so that banksters coming from late work, or party can walk safely.

>our dairy and sugar industries.
>start-ups

Ok, now, how the hell are start-ups into "dairy and sugar"? How do regulations say anything about dairy and sugar? The truth is, all of Europe massively subsidizes farmers... for what? For nothing. Countries outside of Europe can produces milk products and sugar a lot cheaper than inside Europe. But due to our massive subsidies we end up with such high overproduction, that we can't even artificially undercut the falling world prices with our fucking products.

Not if Germany loses its largest export market. Whos gonna buy all that shiny german shit if we fail economically? We have a lot more leverage than you think

>If this is true then why is the silicon valley the meca of tech start ups.
Because it is a vibrant tech environment, with massive investments available and awesome living conditions (even though they are high cost).

In reality tech startups mostly need access to überelite human tech capital (IQ>145+, educated at leading IT universities) and capital.

>75% of your country is past child-bearing age

i hate to break it to you hans, your future is brown

>Whos gonna buy all that shiny german shit if we fail economically?
Why the "new Germans" of course, thanks to the extra taxes that Hans will pay :^)
>be German
>get invaded by muslims
>be forced to pay for them
>give them free money so that your consumption doesn't go to hell
>they will also rape your sister
Life must be great in Germany

Berlin has a lot more start-ups than London. Berlin is one of the start-up capitals of Europe.

London is a financial center. It also has start-ups but it is a bit like New York - there are start-ups, but it is weird to have a new company in a high cost city. You rather be where the real happenings are.

Dream on. There are more brits out in the eu then germans and french.

Germany alone employes 1% of england. While england only has 3500 germans and hand.

Blocking child works both ways. 50% of your trade goes to eu.

Thats 50% loss of jobs pluss all english comming back plus no monetery buisnes in and with eu.

We get hurt but you get fuckt.

30 million unemployed. Good luck with that.

>>EU regulations have destroyed British produce production in favour of France
>>EU regulations have destroyed British heavy industry in favour of Germany
>>EU regulations blocked logical livestock prices and adaption by forcing quotas for soya in sileage despite soya going from $100 a tonne to $400 a tonne in a decade

Can you please also claim that the EU caused the textile industry to move to China and has caused the NHS to hire PAkistani nurses? Then I believe that you are Nigel Farage.

>Start-ups

This is just a buzzword for the young liberal coffee drinkers who think they can start a revolution from their macbook air

Only lazy lefty faggots would be encouraged by this approach so good riddence to them

yfw the osborne cuts corporation tax

>Not an argument

>yfw the osborne cuts corporation tax
Yes, first blow by the UK. Now the EU has to counterstrike, which is hard. The corporation tax cut is a bit of a nuclear option by the UK.

You clearly don't know how business works. Businesses don't like getting hurt in any way so will not support any deal that ends up with that. Germoney relies on us buying their stuff or you will lose nearly a million jobs from manufacturing. You'll stop sulking soon and reach an amicable agreement.

eh. You have a fuck ton of laws and rules you need to change to get startups. I looked into moving to Europe to play the startup game, but after reading and talking to VCs I learn what a shit show the EU is for tech. So, I'll just keep chilling in SF.

Also, fuck your privacy rules and hate speech nonsense.

>Berlin
>London
>anywhere in Europe
>Start-ups

It's like Toronto trying to say they are a tech hub. bitch please, my guess is Charlotte, NC is a bigger "tech-hub" than whatever fresh flavor of dogshit Make-Linkedin-in-German/Facebook-for-cats/AirBnB-for-Saudi-pedos "innovation" are euros trying to peddle today

feh

in Europe, the only good tech entrepreneurs are the French (shockingly enough), and the only good vc investors are the Russkies (perhaps even more shocking)

>we need to fight nationalism
Where do you think we are?

Charlotte is doing some cool stuff. Well, were, before that bathroom bill nonsense

Surprisingly true

>AirBnB-for-Saudi-pedos

pissed myself at this desu

>"innovation" are euros trying to peddle today

Leaf, just because you only know Facebook LinkedIn and AirBnB, doesn't mean you know what starting a business is actually about.

We are talking about engineering, drug research, business software, fintech, biotech, energy tech, chemical engineering etc.

In the real world, start-ups are about niche applications. The Facebooks, LinkedIns, whatsapps or Snapchats are the Black Swans of start-ups. There are tens of thousands of actual, real world applications that people develop.

Hail Britania! They are more aligned with my beliefs over you mandatory cuckolds.

>No one wants to move to Berlin to get groped and blown up by Kebab.

yeah dude LITERALLY NOT ONE PERSON wants to move to Berlin, that's exactly why it's one of the fastes growing cities IN THE ENTIRE WORLD with 40% (that is forty percent) of the immigrants being from EU STATES (no, syria is not an EU state. neither is afghanistan, or pakistan, or any country in northern africa.)

fuck you're dense

Why would I want to do business with Merkel?

If you hate white people you will love her.
Shillary will force something.

>fastest growing city
>EU states

So bulgarians, romanians and those BRILLIANT refugees that get French and Italian passports so they can move them along? Great success!

The only decent economic migrants were Polish and they aren't creating economic beneficial start ups. They work in industry and any start ups are primarily services for Polish workers.

I know. I live in the primary non-London Pole city in Britain.

>EU STATES (no, syria is not an EU state. neither is afghanistan, or pakistan, or any country in northern africa.)

shsss, don't tell them that. This will kill their whole geographic world view.

This

are you fucking retarded? i didn't say immigration was GOOD or that immigrants are GOOD, I disproved user's statement that "no one wants to come to berlin" which is FACTUALLY WRONG

choke on a dick you illiterate subhuman

>Not if Germany loses its largest export market.
UK is only the third export market for Germany,and far below 45% that UK is dependent on.

If leaving the eu is so bad for the UK, no one would care because the UK would be coming back crying very fast

The fact is, brexit = eu death knell

Trump will open trade with England to bring in good non Chinese goods

>Germoney relies on us buying their stuff or you will lose nearly a million jobs
UK is far more reliant on EU, with 45% of its exports going there.

youtube.com/watch?v=1ygPK1D1BJ4

> with 40% of the immigrants being from EU STATES

That means 60% are from non-EU states. Holy shit. Glad I haven't been in Berlin for several years.
Can't imagine what kind of a shitshow it must be today.

Is China it's largest export market?

>Can't imagine what kind of a shitshow it must be today.
Why are people such racists? What's wrong with Syrian girls or American girls or Afghani dudes or Turks or Russians or Serbs?

The only thing Germany needs is much harsher criminal rules and a lot more prisoners. That's all.

USA, then France, then UK.then Netherlands and China at 5th place.

>800k refugees
More like 2 million. Have you been out on the streets lately? All I see is shitskins everywhere.

Like it or not they are destroying a once incredible civilization with their less than adequate genes.

>The only thing Germany needs is much harsher criminal rules and a lot more prisoners. That's all.

Seems like a grand plan for utopia there Hanz.

Why is germany advertising in london? Are they really that desperate? To beg in london for start ups

>Seems like a grand plan for utopia there Hanz.
Exactly.

In order to create the perfect society, we just need to punish those who break the rules and imprison them long-term in work camps.

>Why are people such racists?
I want my children to be able to grow up in a country like I could. And not in a foreign country.
There is nothing wrong in wanting a country for yourself. We grant this right to everyone else but ourselves.
I'm not even against immigration in general, but it has to be limited in duration and limited in numbers. Right now it's neither. It's a catastrophy.

>What's wrong with Syrian girls
I generally don't trust people from islamic countries. Even if they aren't Muslims but Yezidis or something. Islam a cancerous ideology that infects all people living in the cultural realm of Islam.
>or American girls or
they are so so
>Afghani dudes
literally subhumans. The country is full of pederasts, it's worse than a medieval country with low literacy rates, low IQ people, just low everything. It's a mess.
>or Turks
90% of turks are shit-tier. And I don't want to wager to get someone from the 10%
>or Russians
can be cool
>or Serbs?
many aggressive balkan-niggers but we could filter the good ones, I think.

>The only thing Germany needs is much harsher criminal rules and a lot more prisoners. That's all.
First and foremost we need more german children to sustain our demographics.

You already had that twice in a row. Now you have Merkel the Urkel.

you realize that America, Canada, China, Hong Kong, Korea, Japan etc are also NON-EU STATES you dumb nigger?

dude don't forget where you are

i personally don't mind immigration and i don't think Germany is doing too bad

i live literally 900m apart from the biggest refugee camp in saxony and nothing has ever happened to me, if anything the refugees treat west & south Germans with bigger respect than the eastern Germans do

but people on here will always be racists. its their reason d'etre

>implying I want chinks in my country you dumb nigger

>if anything the refugees treat west & south Germans with bigger respect than the eastern Germans do
>implying I want to be treated respectfully by a Saxon

>Telling us not to leave a project
>punish us if we do

>Linda, you shouldn't leave your husband Dave, he might beat you if you try!

Cunts

"Nothing has happened to me" is how Mexicans talk.

>In order to create the perfect society

Oh no. A society engineer. Hope you lot would already die. You have done so much abysmal damage to countries in the last 150 years, it's appalling that there are still people like you around.
Societies aren't "fabricated" or "planned" or "engineered" or anything. Societies are organic entities that grow over the course of centuries.

The closest you will ever have to a perfect society is the ethnic/cultural homogeneous nation state.

>Hope you lot would already die.
you go to a work camp forever. problem solved. next please.

The thing is, we mostly sell expensive stuff. The rich will still be buying BMW and Mercedes, import tax or not. It is the middle and lower class that is going to be fucked...not so important from a economical point of view.

Can I get a German passport, then? I'm going to be qualified as a chartered accountant soon enough. I don't want to live in Germany or Europe, at all, but I'd like to access their countries and cheat them like the true Anglo scion that I am.

>Merkel will cause 1 million German job losses before an election to cause a worse situation in the UK
Right.
You're fucking delusional.

Somehow fellow white people, we will over come this shit.

Regardless, Merkel isn't going to fuck German industry in any way before an election just to spite us. It would be political suicide for her.

>implying anyone who isn't a shitskin would WANT to move to Germanistan

>40%
That's it?
Fuck me. That's worse than I thought! Did I trigger you, by the way? You seem triggered KrautFag. It's days like these that I'm ashamed to be of almost exclusively German descent. You faggots have fallen so far into the cultural gutter, and you used to be such a proud, intelligent, hard-working, based people.

Actually its the middle class that buy the most Mercs and BMWs. They buy them on credit.