Alien: Covenant

Are you ready?

No.

it was a bad crop that year

>tfw no wooden planet ever ever
At least we get W H E A T in the new movie

>...to inhale pre-death Ridley's fart?

Are those dead prometheuses?

Ready to wait for Netflix.

>Be Prometheus
>Trailers and Synopsis hit
>I should know better, but I can't help it - I'm hyped as fuck

>Movie turns out to disappointing, and a huge case of blue balls

>Sequel is announced
>Cautiously optimistic - They can easily avoid the much spoken about faults of the first film, and make up for the disappointment by delivering on the larger scale and world development teased in the first film

>trailers and synopsis drop

>It's a crappy Alien "soft reboot"

>All optimism and potential excitement immediately gone

We had regular maxed out threads for Prometheus analyzing every aspect of the trailer.

Now we have wheat jokes.

Prediction:
>a bunch of mysterious images and scenes of founders etc that go unexplained
>actual story ends up being routine Alien vs people battles where all but 1-2 people die
>Danny McBride provides the quips a-la MCU

>prometheuses?
prometheus was the name of the ship in the movie omg how do people think prometheus refers to the engineers??

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Don't forget the final scene
A predator is revealed because Predators is a reboot for the AVP franchise

Do you mean the space jockey?

oops my mistake.

the space jockey isnt an engineerer?

So Prometheus had you hyped with its trailers and shit and ended up being shit. What if these trailers and synopsis being bad actually means it's kino?

You're just faggots who thought Prometheus was a prequel to Alien, even though Scott said 100 times that it was just going to be set in the same universe.

Wasn't there some bullshit about the studio rights to the Alien franchise or something going on

which trailer is this screenshot from?

Don't know about that but Scott said countless times that it was only supposed to be set in the same universe. The producers got pissed off and that's why we got that forced proto-xeno in the end.

what are wheat waiting for?

Wasn't there a scene like this in AVP?

>IS UNGINUR DA FAEC HUGGAH

I literally have no idea what your post has to do with mine.

You're calling me a faggot yet your post appears to agree with mine vaguely