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>Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut
>'Bright had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other”
>'When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’ she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'
>“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.”
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
>'Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, Bright instead launched into a scathing attack on the producers.'

>Director Matthew Bright's first credits were as writer and actor in the film Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman).
>Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.

what the actual fuck

GET OUT OF MY BED, ALAN

Is there anything Gary Oldman can't play?

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18+

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Leslie Nielson movies are a gold mine for this shitty pathetic thread.

Did the other thread autosage?

>Hey, Colin.

>Yes, Jeff?

>Uma Thurman is falling out of the sky.

>Would you look at that, so she is.

>You think we should do something about it?

>Meh.

>Yeah, you're right. Fuck it.

>SPLAT!

>Shit. Good thing I had on this jacket I stole off that fireman I mugged.

oh. it reached image limit

time for a new ride

DVD covers are a whole new ballgame of shit

Somehow the movie was even more dumbed down and awful than this poster.

>they're not only dwarves
>they're jews

kek

Magical hand out of nowhere. Also no one cares about people who aren't Dave Chapelle.

I actually own a copy of this one

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Moreso lazy design than poor execution on these.

nothing will beat this, guy on the right looks like they took the picture while he was taking a shit.

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What did Paul Bettany do to his agent to deserve his career from the mid 2000s to now? Guy is a great actor but he stars almost exclusively in terrible movies, most of which are low budget too so I doubt he's getting paid that much.

>the main role in The King's Speech was written for Bettany, but Bettany declined and did Legion because he thought Legion would be a bigger movie
JUST

here's a basic gestalt of how lazy poster design has gotten

I blame the interdimentional vampires

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OC coming through, CHOO CHOO

1/3

2/3

shitty indie comedy poster #342

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There are enough shitty actual posters without your shitty shoops.

name five flicks and three live action anime adaptations with these posters

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original

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And now for the "alright " version

alright

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>they call him the jinx of movie boxoffice

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in the 80s(early90s?) there was a fad where they had the cast of the comedy movie in the middle of the poster, standing under a giant pair of women's legs seen from behind. i can't actually remember any specific movies, but there were several that did.

>they call her butter-hands
>she does her own stunts by lifting small objects

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see

>no cube 2
>no saw 3d
>no would you rather
Top pleb.
Top pleb.

>wife needs a new pair of shoes

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poster ofr the adjustment beaureu is in it twice.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oq7Bf5vKruk

Watch this while watching Tip Toes

wow it was actually posted itt

cool

>It's real

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now tits or gtfo

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no

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i need to see this

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I'm a great thing...

youtube.com/watch?v=QM6sRU9b-Y0

just look, don't listen, no subtitles, but just look. And be happy your shitty movies are far better than ours.

Stream when?

Posting this again.

>The Dark Side of the Sun is a 1988 American-Yugoslavian drama film directed by Božidar Nikolić and stars Brad Pitt in his first leading role as a young man in search of a cure for a dreaded skin disease.

>Gary Oldman
I watched the entire trailer and didn't realize that was him until he was credited. Am I going blind or is that man a fucking chameleon?

I have a poster of this movie movie in my room despite never seeing it

Andy Dick actually looks like he's trying there.

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That movie makes me feel like I'm having a mental breakdown.

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>leslie Nielsen without white hair

What fresh hell is this?

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>No Heavy Petting

This thread is about to get RUFF.

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Wasn't Breuer bigger than Chappelle when this came out in theaters?

I've still got the dvd too. Mine had a different cover though.

>the implication that yogi is cumming inside boo boo

Should I feel bad that I have the I'm Still Here poster framed and hanging on my wall?

>And he's happy about it

I bet you're a fan of the Fallout franchise.

What's the connection?

>the hobbit: special edition.

maybe slightly, the """"""star power"""""" was pretty much gone from SNL around the time he started getting popular so that helped I suppose. I think he's better comedically now than then, but even with the internet he's rather unknown. O&A+Howard would help him up if anybody cared

>>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan
Of course he is

frogs really like their bed posters

Is this the poster for the new Live Action Fist of the North Star?

anime is trash and does not belong on Sup Forums, never did.

get the fuck out.

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Fist of the North Star is the only exception. It's literally an animated Drama. It's not like your modern fag shit.

>that fucking tagline

mirin that td

>That detached forearm