You will never be American and have to be Japanese

>you will never be American and have to be Japanese

Is there anything worse than this??;_;

>Wanting to be an American
Do you want to be killed by the police because you were selling CDs?

Wanting to be Japanese and being American.

yes there are worse outcomes

>being American
>black

PLEASE TRADE WITH ME

I'll let you marry my sister if I can marry yours for citizenship.

all I want in life is to be a worker ant in a highly conformist society like japan (this is not a joke)

Finald please. He was killed because he was a nigger not for illegaly selling shit

The America you dream of is going away. Enjoy Japan.

Fuck off you dumb nigger. You could go to Africa and literally run the place because you have an education..You don't because you're a whinny bitch who is scared to leave the white mans shadow

>became American 3 months a go

He was killed because he was a nigger with a gun on parole. Both of y'all gettin' it wrong.

Being brazilian

lol oops I meant probation

Well you could be Somalian or Turkish. I wouldn't want to have been born in Stockholm or Berlin.

yeah I'm white as a snowflake, I was just saying it would suck to be black

>a go
A go back to your shithole country.

>Rejecting your own culture.

>Is there anything worse than this??;_;
Seeing your threads on a regular basis

t. illegal mexican

>I'm white
No you're a cuck

There is no place on earth where a sizable black population lives better than in America.

Just kill yourself

Being fat prejudiced and unhealthy is a dream for you?
kek
I wish I could be a jap

Cuck - Asian you might say

Yea actually being American for example. Be proud of your nation you dumb jap, you don't know how lucky you are.

no you don't, the image of america you probably have in your head only remotely exists in california and texas.

Too late, I just finished my 8 hours of my pistol permit class.

texas is shit

I wanna live in california(especially san francisco)

does anyone have that gif which shows some hillary/kasich polls and then pepe pops up on top of it and shits on the screen? thx

then you better be rich as fuck my man

No you didn't.

I hope you enjoy the day of the rope

Bro the modern American dream is living in Japan

Texas not a shit. California is actually shit. SF and LA are like the worst places in the country.

I'd fuck your tight mestico peruvian ass so good.

>especially San Francisco

If you'd like San Francisco, you'd also enjoy Austin, TX. It's got the Hill Country's natural beauty, great nightlife and progressive libcucks as far as the eye can see.

>Ant worker

sorry bro, Nippon already have tons of japanese-brazilians dekasseguis to fill the 12hours shift in a Toyota plant quota.

>LA and SF are shit
stop kidding me. SF is best place to live in and LA is center of culture in the world

>cancer seriously responding to this proxy faggot

all of california is shit dude. tv isn;t real

I would kill to live in a homogeneous country like Japan. That's why it fucking kills me when I see Japs soaking up cultural marxism. I'm going to learn Japanese so I can go be an English teacher in nippon an subtly redpill the youth.

>wanting to be American over Japanese

>center of culture
That means "40% white" in English

I like califfornian's way of life.

They have great culture,food,industry,diversity and education :D

Dude I wish everyday I was born an American. Fuck the Socialist Republic of Canada.

Haha it's this thread again let me just bump it really quick guys
>tfw nip
>tfw you will never be American
He posts it every single fucking day summerfags

trust me: the best place for anything american is the west coast.

now i understand why US bombed you

>you will always be an American
>you will always be bullied by yuros on Sup Forums

I'd rather be a Jap than a Yank at this point. If Trump wins, I may change my mind on this.

me too britbro

as long as u vote republican ur okay by my book

Some cultures are undoubtedly better than others. Some ideas are better than others and different cultures hold different ideas.
I assimilated into American culture because it was vastly superior to the Mexican culture I came from. These people have a work ethic, a code of conduct, and some basic decency I couldn't find at home.

come on, Hilary is far better than Trump

I am man enough to support Hilary

>hillary
>good
you want to come to this country for all the wrong reasons, Yakuza-san

San Francisco is practically Japan.

let's see here...
An user in better country wanting be an American?
Check
user liking California?
Check.
user supports Hitler Clitoris?
100% check.

Yup, it's confirmed: this is a giant shitpost

at least you're not a nigger

Don't even joke about it. Crooked Hillary is an abomination. There is literally no way back for the USA if that foul cunt becomes president. If that cow wins, I want Americans banned from my country. We're on the road to recovery after Brexit, and we don't need any SJW shitlibs making us regress.

At least you're not massive cucks like South Korea. They get their dicks flayed like yanks.

>CDs in the current year

...

America is like liberal paradise. At this rate it will take roughly 16 years before their entire hegemony has been crumbled away and they've become a playball on the international stage.

...

Just give your boipucci to an american serviceman :3

Protected by the constitution gringo. Can't defend the 2nd amendment and try to throw me out now. You had your chance for 20 years.

Whats happening in Okinawa now with those rapey murdery Americans?

>I love homogenous societies so im going to go make one less so

おはようございます、日本様。 俺の名前はケン様。 俺はアメリカ人だけど、日本人になりたい。ごちそうさまでした。

In terms of infrastructure yes, but the people are shit.

Hawaii is practically japan

Death by radiation poisoning?

Vete a la verga, puto. Si pudiera, te mandaria a la mierda.

>tfw you'll NEVER ever have a sissy Japanese qt pie bf
KILL ME NOW

ok. Welcome to statehood

Oh. What did you just eat?

>selling CDs at midnight on someone else's property while illegally carrying a firearm and resisting arrest

banging qt japanese girls?
I'll trade places with you any day.

I eat wasabi and shit katanas on a daily basis. I'm pretty much Japanese tbqh familia

Controlled/limited immigration is the key. Every homogeneous successful country allows it but controls it in such a way that the country doesn't become effectively less so

Is shitting katanas pleasurable. Does your body just manufacture them

>tfw I will never know what it feels like not to be an American

Feels fucking good

The degeneracy is most highly concentrated on the coasts you nigger

america is truly the home of mental illness and degeneracy, I would rather be from India tbqh

I mean it's full of Japs.

Why would want to be Japanese? You can barley speak the language I see. Kys google translate motherfucker. "I am not American, but I want to be Japanese. Kys weeb troll

And they've been patting themselves on the back for the last three generations while the chinks overtake them.

I don't know about pleasurable, but it's truly draining my pocket having to call a plumber every single time. But yeah, it's a natural bodily function of every native Japanese. Folded over a thousand times, it's strengthened with Japanese ferocity and might.

Now to talk about politics before I get b& again for shitposting. The Olympics are going to ruin Japan. Everything that is fun and daring is going to be turned into yet another bland "one size fits all" commercial piece of garbage.

America is a meme country

Oh please, you obviously don't know about the superiority of Kansai dialect. Shut the fuck up, you white pig gaijin.

I'll have you know I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

I'm pretty much fucking Japanese.

>tfw Texan
>tfw American

Best of the best.

Where you from originally? Congrats!

what school you teach engrish at?

a puerto rican wanting to be a chino

eh

>You will never own a couple hundred acres of land that you can invite your friends on to shoot guns with

>You will just keep living in your shitty city apartment

>79988888

...

feels good desu, so much land to ride ATV's, have bonfire parties, shoot guns, and fly planes from our personal airstrip

Can you stop shilling this shit man no one gives a fuck Im guessing you did the german shit as well before you came back to this.

Pleas die already.

>you will never have a foreskin
>you will only learn that dick skin actually folds back while playing the witcher

Yes being a cuck like you

but at least you get to hoard your shekels. everything balances out in the end. can't have it all in life, m8. can't have it all

I'm a dirt broke stoner NEETjew

take that yall shit back to yr moms house u redneck cunt

ur doin it wrong get into bitcoin and cryptos faget