MEMBER THAT CHESTBURSTER SCENE FROM ALIEN?

>MEMBER THAT CHESTBURSTER SCENE FROM ALIEN?

We're all going to see this film. We're all going to hate it.

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you can never try to talk me out of seeing this film in the kinotheatre

>We're all going to hate it.
not me. this looks fucking awesome.

i liked prometheus, but covenant looks shit. the latest trailer was a big letdown.

dont worry the other hybrid aliens, deacon and baby alien will make u amazed when u go see the full movie

GONNA BE AMAZING

yeah I agree! I'm not sure where all this internet hate is coming from. I'm excited

i haven't watched a movie in years and i seriously doubt this one will rekindle my interest in this shitty medium

What about the bonus situation?

>I'm not sure where all this internet hate is coming from
Because Ridley has purposely shown us Alien Nostalgia references instead of the new content like this
The throat burster alien etc - all of that is going to be great to see.

>i liked prometheus
Why?

>I hated prometheus
Why?

Dumbest characters in the history of forever.

Because it's plot hinges on dumbasses doing retarded things, despite being scientists. That's the biggest reason.

The mess that was the script? It was even stupider than BvS

must be hard to watch someone like you on screen for 2 hours

how so?

It's probably the stupidest science fiction movie I've ever seen. Literally ever scene has a plot whole of a character saying or doing something retarded. We're talking Battlefield Earth levels of nonsense.

Pretty to look at though, if that's all your brain wants.

what a wit.

>comparing that pretentious shit with BvS.

I hated Prometheus primarily because I paid to go see it, I'll steal this and it'll be an enjoyable mess for a couple of hours, that's fine

Wise

The dumbest shit in the movie to me was when they discovered it had an exact match to human DNA. That's not how that works.

Speak for yourself, I'm not watching this junk

>captain is the ultimate authority but also bears the responsibility for the crew and ship
>people get lost (geologist with a 3d map) in the alien structure
>"AY YO HOL UP DERE IMMA SEX DIS WOMAN"
prometheus general

>he paid to watch Prometheus
lmao

it's going to be a red herring
screen cap this post if you don't believe me

why did idris tell that irish dude and the redneck that the blipper found some life and act so strange about it?

he said something like:
>Irish dude: "Life, what do you mean life? where?"
>Idris: "East."

did he purposely give them the opposite direction so they would go west into the life form?

My curiosity and desire to hate it is strong.

i saw prometheus in the theaters and even normal people walked out talking about hwo ridiculous it was. I was disappointed for like two weeks.

Same feeling happened whne I thought I could teach myself to ski in the summer by jumping back and forth.

Yes. Absolutely.

>mfw she is legitimately choking on food and then gets better
>then immediately some other crew member starts chestbursting

dude...

Member Alien?
ooh ooh member Aliens?
I member!
Member Alien Resurrection?
Yeah I memeber!
Member Alien though?
I member.

Why Ridley Scott forgot how to make kino?

They all seem to go downhill at some point.

This would be good to see

>Xenobiologist finds a decesed alien lifeform
>Woah am leaving
>sees a live alien penis snake
>Woah I'm totally touching this shit
>Geologist shows 0 interest in geology
>only auto doc on the whole ship is in a life raft
>Captain is an impotent bitch for no reason
>no one knows what the mission is before signing up
>ancient alien race invites one of it's projects to it's weapon testing site for no reason
>never explained why they're all dead, it's just assumed the black goo got them
>no evidence of creatures created by the black goo anywhere in the engineer facility

Have you watched the clip you mouthbreather? It's from their last meal before they go into hypersleep, there's no chestbursters yet.

The sets and costumes amazed me when i saw it in theaters. I haven't seen it since then though.

>Choking on food
>Slapped on back
>Inhale food
>Food in lungs

whoops

Happened to me when I was a kid, had to go to the emergency room to get it out, learn the Heimlich maneuver folks, it exists for a reason.

>Have you watched the clip

Too busy son, time to tend those fields!

If he ran in a lateral or even a diagonal direction at Prometheus' climax he would have won Best user of the Year at the Oscars.

kek

nah i'll wait for the cam

Yet people on here think the new Blade Runner won't be a steaming turd right on the chest of the old one

I feel sick thinking about what that is going to turn out as. I don't know if I can bring myself to watch that one.

Haha I member! This is a god film!

literally me

ohhh i member!

Nah I was going to see this but I think I'm going to see Kong instead.

"he say you brade runna"
"part time"

Some of us already do. We have excuse tho. Pic related, Danny McFart

>we're all going to see this film

I got burned on Prometheus. I'm not going to make that mistake twice. Nor am I going to contribute to another sequel.

Is that La Flama Blanca?

Difference is, you faggots will pay for it, rewarding bad films and continuing to encourage them to make more.

go back to your house ridley you're senile

not if you pirate it

>go back to your house ridley you're senile
RUDE

>The food ain't that bad if you keep thinking about that big bonus