>watching Star Wars with my older sister
>this scene comes on
>start talking about if they knew they were brother and sister
>end up having an honest conversation about incest
>she claims she used to like reading smut about it when she was a teenager and not anymore
>I make a weird joke about the two of us having sex
>she freaks out
>hasn't spoken to me in two days
Thanks a lot George Lucas for ruining my relationship with my family
It was worth a try user
This wouldn't have happened if you had watched the prequels.
She freaked out because she wants it but knows it's frowned upon. She use to read it as a teenager, that doesn't just happen one day. There was a build up to it. She's probably fantasized about it a lot and now her brother right next to her tells a joke about having sex, everything she has ever wanted of course she would respond that way and not talk to you. She is freaking out but not in a negative way towards you. She just really wants it to happen but is too afraid so she must distance herself.
Both of you were being weird user, she shares 50% of the blame and is trying to shift it all to you
this
kek
Damn does everyone on here want to be in incestuous relationships or something?
Sure, I've watched incest porn in the past, but watching something and actually acting upon it are completely different.
You should consider having a sister that's hot.
This. The only course of action is to hold down and fuck your sister
Nah, my big sister is good looking and is like super fit and athletic, and one time I saw her in her underwear by mistake and I wanted to burn my eyes with acid. Something about your brain just shuts down those thoughts towards your family members.
>Thanks a lot George Lucas for ruining my relationship with my family
You have done that yourself
You were like a brother to me!
Oh, you must be one of the re editors ive heard of
you're only lying to yourself, m8
Oh wow thanks for opening my eyes how did I not see it before. Everyone should have sex with their siblings whoa what a revelation.
www.pornhub.com
>tfw teenage sister is always grabbing me, putting her legs on me, getting really close to me, etc
>she's attractive as fuck
>tfw teenage girlfriend is always grabbing me, putting her legs on me, getting really close to me, shoving her tongue down my throat
>she's cute as fuck
Wat do bros
>teenage girlfriend
How old is she and how old are you?
I always just had a brother so no personal experience, but some very close family friends have 2 kids, older daughter, younger son. They're only a couple years apart. The daughter is constantly sitting in the younger brothers lap, napping OK him with her arms around him, sneaking up behind him and hugging him, even whispering in his ear while sitting in his lap and shit. It's very weird and I'm sure it's confused the shit outta this guy.
Holy shit dude she totally wants the d. Who has ever heard of a family member being physical and pushy as a joke? Go to her room right now and just whip your dick out on her face
Maybe girls don't feel attraction towards their brothers and don't think it's weird? Idk
>be a weird fucking retard
>girls don't want to talk to you
Surprise, surprise!
A kiss is not sex. A kiss is just a kiss.
Kek
This, it worked for me couple years ago
I would love if my older brother used me as his cumdumpster
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O SHIT
Greentext?
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Lucas does it again
Everyone says my sister is smoking hot but I certainly don't want to fuck her
Maybe it's because I don't have autism
he might've gone to far in a few places
It's okay, you're just gay
Dubs dont lie. This guy is right.
If this post ends in a 7, you get to bang your sis this weekend.
>not banging your sister
Fucking normies GET OUT
Totally worth the risk. You'll both move on from it in a few weeks and you'll be happy that you tried.
You're probably just gay then, desu. My sister isn't the best looking, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't.
>Don't want to fuck my sister
>I'm the one with the problem here
Sup Forums, everyone
Listen I licked my grandma's pussy after she died just like any other guy but fucking your sister is just wrong.
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>real life isn't like muh animes
Nice one user welcome to the real world
so his sister has the high ground?
I'm a 23 year old sexually frustrated shut-in KHV with two younger sisters and I'm very thankful that both of them are unattractive. Successfully avoided an incest fetish.
>incest fetish
>sister is a giant landwhale extreme SJW in a lesbian relationship with a black woman
This isn't like my Chinese cartoons at all
Bro you gotta fuck your sister now
Sup redditino
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>tfw fucked sister years ago but we both never acknowledged it hapoened since
same tbhq
greentext that shit pls
>be me
>stick wee wee inside sis vee vee
>cum all over her tummy
>the end
dubs don't lie
>>>/reddit/
>that doesn't just happen one day
It easly does user, if you read erotica you come across all kinds of stuff
Hah, fag
Did she die on penis inspection day?
No but my grandpa did. A penis mite flew up and took his head clean off.
How old were you both?
> but watching something and actually acting upon it are completely different.
Not for Hentai/CP.
Your dubs will make a fine addition to my collection.
>Damn does everyone on here want to be in incestuous relationships or something?
Do you know where you are?
impressive. very nice
Daily reminder that Star Wars 3 was a masterpiece.
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT WAS LUCAS' FAULT!!
incest is just gross, dude
Aloha reddit
Things that didn't happen
how Sup Forums helped user fuck his sister
Redpill her with big cums
>it's a Sup Forums convinces user to fuck his sister episode
Fuck off back to >>>Faggit
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>Harrison's haircut
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Judaism is inherited through the mother, so Fisher and Oz aren't Jews.
OP you should get your sister to watch taboo with you
Put me in the screencap
A dubs replying to a dubs replying to a dubs, what do I call this? It's called dubs.
This.
That's only by orthodox Jewish standards.
You did that on your own, weirdo.
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She was only interested in daddy, you nerd.
drugrape get it overwith