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Dumb Irish boy.

Got an appointment today rescheduled at short notice and I got no sleep last night because there is a spider in my room.

Have to drive for an hour and then wait for an hour.

Posting from the toilet lads. Taking a Drumpf.

>couldn't sleep because spider in room
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Well well well, lads. First time back here in months and you're still faggots

Who are you?

It looked like the hole on the wall behind my monitor just quickly scuttled upwards about 15 centimetres.

Any image with Yun is a good one.

AA

You can either:
>win the Euromillions
>get or
Which do you choose?

People who unironically want you's are cancer.

People who unironically want dead threads are cancer.

Take the money. I'd probably screw up the GET.

I'd take the GET

Weeing into a bottle again lads. Can't let anyone see me.

Then draw the piss curtains around you.

I'm in a car in public. Stupid cunts won't fuck off.

There was a large one in my room last night too. Just kill the fucker with a shoe.

I have at least 10 piss bottles in my room. I want until 0300 to dump them out on my lawn.

Feels good having an en suite bathroom

quite like this general desu

a shame it's full of Irish

how much longer til the day of the rope lads. lol at ur man with the piss bottles.

I've an en suite bottle. Portable, stylish and recyclable.

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>FG Ministers believe only restrictive abortion law will pass

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>Second Dublin hotel cancels pro-life meeting after alleged death threats against staff

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>Would you force someone to stay pregnant against their will?

Are you ready for the next 10 months, lads?

I pissed into a large glass one time during a game of counter-strike. Annoyingly, there was so much piss in me that the glass nearly filled up to the top and I took so long that I'd missed the buy period at the start of the next round anyway.

>people making up their mind you based on the actions of the opposing groups and not based on the actual issues at hand.
People are stupid.

People like you should be shot. Degenerate.

There's nothing wrong with it. I emptied the glass into the toilet and flushed it shortly afterwards, obviously. I was just trying to save a bit of time.

He plays Counterstrike - what do you expect?

Just quit your little video game for 2 minutes you addict. Scum.

>pro-life
>death threats
Makes me think.

Played- I have since gotten over my addiction.
It's multiplayer. I'd be dead weight to my team if I was away in the bathroom. But sadly I took so long and was so focused on the pissing into the glass that it didn't make much of a difference anyway. Why are you ripping into me and not into the guys that were talking about piss bottles just a few posts before?

You clearly didn't read the article very well. It's heavily implied that it was Pro-Choicers making the threats to get the conference shut down (again). Why would Pro-Lifers want their own conference to be shut down twice in a row?

>giving AA attention
Why do you keep doing this?

Because you're a fucking sad bastard if you're so inept and disabled that you can't plan a simple toilet break around your video game that nobody cares about. Makes me wonder just how unhygienic and disgusting you are. Your life must be some mess if you can't even see why what you did was wrong.

You better not be implying that I'm AA. I am Parkinglotfag (name subject to change).
>projecting this hard

Why do you think? Doing that to themselves would get them publicity as you can see

>Parkinglot

I don't do any of those things nor do I have any issues like that. Take care of yourself.

>collegefag is trying to make himself into a personality
Also, why is your posting style so similar to AA's?That doesn't bode well for you.

Don't be such a prick

I will when AA stops being annoying.

I never asked to be a personality, but I've been unintentionally gaining more attention in /éire/ recently so I might as well be a personality.
I never really paid too much attention to posting styles desu. Is AA's posting style just to post anime girls that aren't boats or cardcaptors?

It's you-know-who trying to stir shit by pretending to be someone else impersonating someone else.

Yeah it's fairly obvious.

Fuck Ireland

>but I've been unintentionally gaining more attention in /éire/ recently so I might as well be a personality.
There are only two ways to become a personality. (1) Be a user that is popular enough to sustain a trademark gimmick without pissing everybody off, or (2) Gain sufficient notoriety by being a chronic shitposter.

Moo

Hello Wise Cow. What wisdow will you bestow us with today?

would laugh if abortion referendum failed

Would jump for joy desu

Would be a great day for the country.

I'm going to vote yes but I personally see it failing by a narrow margin.

>I'm going to vote yes
Murderer.

K

Who is you know who?

>feminists celebrating Hugh Hefner's death
Can't put the genie back in the bottle, girls.

Lord Moldybutt.

He died before giving us an /éire/ playboy mansion in Limerick, what a shame

Somebody at work tried to convince me of the benefits of marijuana today. Think I might report him to HR for being a suspected druggie.

Who /catholicunionist/ here?

HR? You have to call GESTAPO

>being this cucked

Hugh Hefner did more for feminism than some landwhale whipping her baps out.

I bet the gobshite votes for the Green Party too.

Nothing wrong with the green party.

>porn with Irish women

>porn with women

Import business
The mansion was more destined for /éire/ users

>The mansion was more destined for /éire/ users
You mean the girls are all 2D?

Well if Hef would've invested more money in research, this might've been reality right now

Feel worse for accidentally killing spiders and animals than I do for aborted fetuses desu.

Ignore him, just ignore him.

>"Horse it into me there, boi"

Maybe he did but kept the secrets of the second dimension to himself. Perhaps he didn't die but ascended to their realm. He could be fondling anime tiddies right now.

>Hugh HefnerxPoi
Horrid

Hey. :3

I have nothing but loathing for spiders and exterminate them on sight.

They have more sentience than a fetus so it's a bit hypocritical for somebody to use the whole life/murder argument.

>They have more sentience than a fetus
A fetus' brain is still bigger than most spiders.

>hating spiders
Will never understand why people are afraid of them. The ones we have in Ireland are utterly harmless. Anybody who is afraid of them is a baby.

>AA likes killing babies
Really makes you think.

and?
funnily enough a lot of the people here who are terrified of spiders are the same ones who roar that no men should have a skincare routine because it's unmanly yadda yadda.

Who are you?

>funnily enough a lot of the people here who are terrified of spiders are the same ones who roar that no men should have a skincare routine
Highly dubious. People with skincare routines are women, and women have a greater tendency to be afraid if spiders.

Does it matter?

>funnily enough a lot of the people here who are terrified of spiders are the same ones who roar that no men should have a skincare routine because it's unmanly
I imagine you just made that up so you can simultaneously feel superior and whinge about people here.

Yeah it does since you're obviously a coward who wants to bully people from the shadows.

As opposed to attaching my name and address to my posts? This isn't Facebook, AA fanboy.

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You'd swear it was then with you constantly attaching someone else's name to posts and revolving all discussion on a person rather than the content...

Maybe he shouldn't have made a name for himself here then?

I am superior though.

Maybe you shouldn't obsess over him here then?

He brought it on himself. I'm sure he doesn't need you to jump to his defense every time.

Ladies, please. There's enough of me for everybody in the audience.

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>controversially hugh hefner didn't lose his virginity until he was 22.

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Why rejoice?