/nfl/ general - LOCALLY OWNED, LOCALLY GROWN edition

OAK: Crabtree's suspension reduced to one game
SF: Niners announce Garoppolo as Week 13 starter
NYG: Geno Smith named Giants' starter for Week 13
FA: McFadden announces retirement after 10 years
NYG: Giants bench Eli Manning in stunning move
HOU: O'Brien: We'll bench Savage if TOs continue
WAS: Jordan Reed not practicing on Tuesday
PIT: Tomlin: Smith-Schuster has a chance to play
ARZ: Arians: Gabbert could be the starter in 2018
SF: 49ers will name starting QB on Wednesday
NYJ: Bowles: Josh McCown is our quarterback
DET: Matthew Stafford says ankle 'feeling better'

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JUST

EYYY IM WALKIN HEA

Reminder to ignore the leaf who has no appreciation for football and will back stab anyone the moment they aren't convenient for him anymore

>Eli isn't a hall of senpai-

I don't know how you do it as a texans fan. I really don't. Key players getting injured, every year, if they could all atay healthy you would make the jags look like shit.

>hall of senpai

posting in the one true thread

Not that toxins fan, but bleach. Lots and lots of high-quality bleach.

>HOU: O'Brien: We'll bench Savage if TOs continue
BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Saints: 8-3
Panthers: 8-3
Falcons: 7-4
(Objectively Best and Most Competative Division in Football)

3 of their last 5 games are against each other.

This gun b gud.

We're right there with you.

>Crabtree and Talib reduced to a one game suspension

They have a fistfight on the field that got a brawl started, a sideline guy knocked over, and a referee shoved, and they basically get a vacation. No wonder the NFL is a joke.

Interviewed in 2017, Plunkett complained of being in "constant pain", and discussing the effects of at least 10 career concussion. Plunkett reflected that his life "sucks" as a result of his physical injuries.

>Tfw Jim Plunkett a 2 time superbowl winner says life "Sucks"

;_;

said his "life sucks" and it's "no fun being in this body right now. Everything hurts."

A former No. 1 overall pick by the New England Patriots in 1971, Plunkett is forced to regularly take 13 pills throughout the day for various health issues, including his heart and blood pressure, per Almond.

"There are a couple other drugs I take—I can’t know them all," Plunkett told Almond. "I’ve got to take them every day to quote-unquote survive."

>Tfw u dont have 2 take 13 pills a day

Why they benched Eli is fucking beyond me. He is not the problem

>wants to die
>keeps taking the pills that keep him alive
Dumbo

>be giants
>Have shit O-LIne, shit defense, shit literally everything
>bench the only guy on their team worth half a damn, actually won the superbowl twice and regularly gives tom brady nightmares to this day
i swear to god these guys have to be retarded, there is no way in fuck these guys have any clue what in the shit they are doing? this is some browns tier retarded.

He should just try smoking weed. The pills are propagated by jew pharma companies.

I just realized this will break Eli's starting streak. Fuck the Giants

>"The NFL has never been healthier"

maybe the fat old cunt should try exercising to help his heart and blood problems

i'm okay with this

>this hot take on the Eli situation
youtu.be/kyQ_pjzZCzE

is joe flacco elite?

What about the first game of the season where the Jags blew them out anyway?

How are the Redskins only 1pt favourites over the Cowboys? What planet are these bookmakers living on?

>OAK: Crabtree's suspension reduced to one game
>Acts like a fucking child on national television
>Still has a job
No wonder this country is going into the shitter.

I agree.

We all know the winner of this game isn’t even a question

Why are you using an old list?

>tfw I take 10 a day.

i'm not even a giants fan but i like how eli had a streak going. at least let him finish the year. eli isn't the problem with the giants so no need to bench him

>HOU: O'Brien: We'll bench Savage if TOs continue
WE ARE GOING TO DO UP-DOWNS UNTIL BLUE IS NO LONGER TIRED OR THIRSTY

Kek

Could the Giants be benching Eli to keep him healthy because the season is a wash?

t. Cucked soyboy millennial

LGTSS

>eli

are we gonna lose against the goddamn gniants?
it can't be.
they can't ruin our playoff run like that.

>we
Oakland is in Canada now?
Yes, yes you will lose.

what's your team user?
and if I do, I can't fucking believe we're gonna be defeated by "Geno SMITH", I guarantee something.
if we do lose, I'll post "Is geno smith elite" for the next month.

Pats

Was Matt Lauer /ourlad/?

Huh? No body else has won multiple SBMVPs

Are you in the pats zone over here?
otherwise I think you and me are in the same situation.

Oh, MVPs. Don't mind me.

No, technically I'm in the Giants zone, although up here it's a lot more split than that map shows.

Why is Nevada so cucked?

A) because no one lives in most of it
B) because the Raiders haven't moved there yet.

Damn. The raidniggers are gonna Caesar's Legion that state up arent they?

I don't know what that means, but probably, yes.

>doesnt know about Caesar's Legion

Fucking profligate

Locally feed, locally sneed

>playing video games at your age

>le slide late man

Go ahead, call the NCR. It wont un pillage you.

Why does 66 chimp out?

>slide late

The slide was fine. Alonso was just being a nigger. Had Flacco been in that game it would have been 60-0, instead Ryan Mallett could only manage 40 against them.

Jensen is a hot head and very protective of his teammates.

because he's a baltipoorian

>Alonso's fault

oh I'm laffin. go back to replying to yourself old gay, you're even more delusional than soyboy fans

Best instance of word filters ive ever seen

Because O-linemen don't like when people fuck with the QB. And that was a (debatable) cheap shot to the head. That's not chimping out, that's taking a stand man. Drawing a line in the sand. This aggression will not stand, man.

The QB is down the instant he begins his slide you anal astronaut. Alonso is 5 yards away when Flacco is down and goes in low at Flaccos head. Christ you are dumb.

>79997417
>running at full pelt Alsonso is supposed to fly away up and over flacco without touching him because Flacco wants to slide late
>The instant Flacco's legs bend he's down
>Can't even count to three yards properly

>tripfag calling someone else dumb for blowing up his homer logic

off yourself my guy

You are literally too dumb to insult. Goodbye little shitposter, have your last you.

lets just address the elephant in the room

Mccown to Anderson is the next Brady to Moss

>You are literally too old to insult and post here. Goodbye old shitposter, have your last you.

>Paid 120.6 Million Dollars to go 8-8
>Can't even refute my points so he gets butthurt and leaves
>works and lives in the baltimore area

I can't imagine how bad it feels to be (you)

Why did people think Jay Cutler would be a good purchase?

Where is Devin Smith on that play?

what would you spend 10 million dollars on?

Hookers and blow

>KILL YOURSELF, MCADOO, YA FUCKIN RETARD
wow, didn't know they let you talk like that on American radio

>hall of senpai

I'd spend it on Lobster

I'd buy this shitty website from gookmoot and get rid of all the shitposting anons. Then I'd take the remaining 9.99 million and move to Alaska.

Dude sounds like Ray Romano (until he gets pissed).

Plus he's almost 30 years old and still argues with kids on a Mongolian image board. Sad.

>Most Wins
>Most Road Wins
>Most Home Wins
>Most TDs past 40
How many records will Brady break this season?

I'll send you $9.99 to just kill yourself. You game?

Hopefully his ribs are next

>Kirk Cousins could be on the Jags next year
I like that

I hope you have a stroke soon, old man.

Why would anyone want Cousins? The clown choked away the pro bowl.

>the New York Football Giants
>bench Eli
>just to start Geno Smith

JUUUUUUUUUST

I thought the Jags were doing good?

Kek

>retarded tripcuck who is a fan of a team that has Joe Flacco at QB talking shit about Kirk Cousins

LMAO

yeah but who would you rather have? Bortlel or Cousins?

I'd rather draft a new QB and go after Eli.

Oh, I keep confusing Kirk Cousins with somebody else. Yeah, I'd go with Kirk.

that's also a good option but Jacksonville cant draft a QB to save their lives

Lmfaoing at this filter pwnage

Maybe with Coughlin and Marone there they can pull it off for once. Their last GMs were all blundering idiots.

not only did you get rightfully BTFO by filters, but Eli shouldn't have won two SB MVPs. Justin Tuck not getting either of them is among the greatest injustices in NFL history.

I am a Pats fan and I reluctantly approve this message

>I'm a pats fan

There are less flamboyant ways of coming out of the closet

LMFAO THAT IS SOME BRUTAL SHIT RIGHT THERE!

Like wearing PURPLE?

>it’s another old gay insults other fanbases and teams because his team and quarterback are an irrelevant joke episode