Why didn't he just wake up some cool guy and get a buddy?

Why didn't he just wake up some cool guy and get a buddy?

why sentence another person to the same fate

brokeback mountain in space.

you're woken up from cryosleep by this guy and you haven't even recovered when he wants a dance off. you notice he isn't wearing pants. wat do?

Because he's lonely. Point is - why not get a buddy instead of a woman?

Cuz it'd end up in gay sex

Because that guy would wake a girl and Guardian of the Reddit would be cucked.

why didn't they let every on this ship die as revenge?

Why didn't he wake up a handful of the hot women so he could have a harem?

That will occasionally give him a blow job

I would think at least wake up some competent tech type to help fix the ship or whatever, instead of just waking up the hottest girl. Or ideally a competent tech type who happens to be a hot girl. "Hey I woke you up because the ship is broken ... by the way can we fuck cause I'm dying here"

They would eventually gang up on him and wake up a bunch of other people.

He saw her nudes and knew she would put out.

I wonder how many times he facialed her sleeping pod before he woke her up.

>implying any of them would know how to wake people up

Clearly don't wake up the smart ones, just the hot ones.

jews

I feel that I would just go full sociopath and just wake up a new girl every several months. Then after spending some time with them (obviously they'll all fall in love with me after a few weeks) I'd just release them into space.

That would be a very different film.

5/7 Would watch

eventually the "real" protagonist gets suspicious of all the open pods right?

But then one of them finds out and you have a Moon/10 Cloverfield Ln sitchyashun and they try to escape/kill you.

>5000 passengers
>2500 women
>most probably no kids or old people on board
>around 1000 women between 20 and 30
>around 100 quite attractive women
>change women every three months
>constant supply of young qts for 25 years

How is there no porno spin off of this film yet?

pASSangers