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"What'll it be, boss?", edition

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POO

might reheat some stew for lunch

kpop desu

4th for sniffing your own farts

'netto

6th for watermelon man

hefellthroughthebar stew?

fuck off matt

Was permanently traumatised after my first history class about the horrors of the holocaust. Still get nightmares about it sometimes.

hmmm

oy vey!

that man isn't british

how could us whites be so heartless...

holocaust never bothered me
>oh some people died
okay?
whatever

>BBC needs login now

The end is on my mind

Just thought of a joke: Which singer uses the most passwords?

cor fannies cor

Kenny Logins

>millions of god's chosen people died
>not a tradegy of manking
You must be a really sad person user

just realized this frog has a swastika in its eye

Kevin Passwordman

Reminder: This is an Emma Roberts general

rough night lads feel like shit haha x

Should have received $915 today but instead got $905. Something is afoot

and people will still defend drumpf

>One double bedroom with ensuite in a 6 bed house with 5 other easy going, fun and tidy girls.

passwordy loggins

never understood this meme

she's just a 7/10 that makes quirky faces so you think she's relatable (pro tip: she isn't)

>Dad and I talking about Germany, migrant crisis, AfD
>Sister chimes in like a runt "But Germany needs refugees anyway, there's too many old people and they're not having kids"
>I explain to her that doesn't have to be the case, Germans could easily start having their own kids to help the population, and mention Hungary and Denmark have incentivised having kids by providing benefits for having more children
>She says raising kids takes time whereas refugees are available now
>I explain that these refugees don't have the skills that Germans are looking for, hardly know English or even how to read, and the cultural differences are glaring, it would actually be easier just to have the natives have more kids than to try and integrate refugees
>She tries to just shut it down by saying "Germany needs refugees, we learned about it in geography"
>I ask her if her teacher told her that
>She said no, it's actually on the spec for the course

prefer her when she plays a complete bitch 2bh

we will now be /brit/posting under WTO rules

Americanism is not merely a moral-cultural form of degeneration, nor can it be combated by nonpolitical means. It has already been defeated when one digs it up by its roots and sees there plainly the words: “Made in Israel.”

convert to judaism and take them to court for anti-semtism

you wont get anything out of me, pig!

going out for an exercise soon lads
my favorite part of the day

>Americanism is not merely a moral-cultural form of degeneration, nor can it be combated by nonpolitical means. It has already been defeated when one digs it up by its roots and sees there plainly the words: “Made in Israel.”

>ex gf drunk texts me about how nice my cock is
state

ah yes, public funded education

getting ready for your daily walk you yanj dog

yeah same

used the wrong spuds in the stew so its more like beefy mash with veg

shes drunk alright aha!

10g amber leaf please

ye, need to stay fit for the prospective gf

*shouts obscenities at you from the other side of the street*

sleep or bath?

both

STOP. LISTEN. This could be a good discussion. Why do humans always build hierarchies?

>door bell doesn't work
>delivery guy uses it, can't hear him
>hear the sound of flap closing as letters come through
>miss main delivery
>parents now pissed off with me

slath

Don't feel like soaking in testicle tea all day.

fuck off to reddit if you want discussion you bender

blame them for not fixing the doorbell

drinking beer

all men are not equal, and all crave structure

now post crisps or slags

i'm depressed rn

if i take a quarter of a pill of mdma i'll be alri with the comedown right?

>testicle tea

drinking some beer

might go get a shawarma

alri billionaire

they don't sell 10g anymore you fucking joker smoker

im drinking a beer

>japan sided with britain
>prospers, wins wars, democratic

>japan sided with germany
>militarism, loses wars, gets nuked twice

aha

they're 4 quid mate

>I smoke and I make everyone aware of the fact that I smoke

alri trillionaire

you can smell them coming and spot them a mile away with their rotten teeth and yellow stained clothes

finished my beer

I'll do bath, then sleep.

then another bath, then laundry (bedsheets) IF it's still a reasonable time of day to operate a washing machine. So tired though.

now you're just being silly

always forget you lot ruined your own country

ha ha

bought a helmut lang denim jacket

cracking open another beer

lovely cans

still not convinced smoking is harmful in any way

enjoying beer

what part of it sounds not-unhealthy to you

>nearly october

still not convinced regularly inhaling carbon monoxide and vaporised tar is harmful in any way

It's got a filter mate. Filters out the bad shit. Duh.

will make your breath stink

*smokes a cigarette*
*coughs my guts up*
alri

just cuffed a slimy

enough with the beer

*shuffles up 1 flight of stairs*
*wheeze*
alri

Grandad keeps singing the same line from a song over and over, it's a bit disturbing

>and all crave structure

Interesting thought. Even if a lot of users act like subversives on this board, we all crave certain conventions and structure. The English language and a well-arranged representation of our messages. Even a forum police is approved of in order to deter certain individuals from spamming gore pictures.

I've taken up smoking because they have filters and if I spend half of my time breathing in Chinese air through a filter, I'm going to be healthier than if I don't

>Ex gf never texts me
>Deletes me on Facebook and snapchat

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Grandad keeps singing the same line from a song over and over, it's a bit disturbing
it begins

>doing drugs

ohhh sweaty no x

Wear a gas mask and breath through carbon filters.

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having a water

fuck sake forgot what i was going to post
*closes tab*

I cycled back from the supermarket with 22.5 litres of water then had to go up 4 stories using the stairs because the lift was being repaired
I was fucking KNACKERED after that

I'd look like a weirdo if I did that
everyone smokes here so it's fine