WE KINO NOW

WE KINO NOW

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>they remade King Kong again

Stop forcing "kino". You probably sound like a fucking retard in real life. Stop being a follower.

What did he mean by this?

Nowhere to go but down

It'll probably be around Man of Steel level when all is said and done

who are you quoting?

forced or not, it's too late user. kino is here to stay

>1 Rotten
Armond?

That you're a simple minded drone. You find memes funny, so you're a dumb faggot. Bye. Keep memeing and getting nowhere in your uneventful life.

Why do Americans like this story so much?

It's a fucking giant ape

Stop forcing "What did he mean by this?" You probably sound like a fucking retard in real life. Stop being a follower.

BASED ARMOND DONE DID IT AGAIN

Who will play you in the inevitable biopic?

Just because you live with apes in your third world doesn't mean us first worlders can enjoy a movie about them.

goyim like big ape movies

Hotheads

It sounds so retarded. It's forced into everything "buddy cop kino" "space kino" "alien kino" "cape kino" "comedy kino" "food kino" "western kino"

It's redundant and makes anyone using it look like a dumbass.

muh classics

Hollywood is too afraid to make new kinds of monster movies.

YEAH DUDE IT'S SO DUMB
WHY ISN'T THIS ABOUT A GIANT LIZARD THAT SHOOTS LASERS INSTEAD?

JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH BETTER! ARIGATO!

>Down to 83% within minutes
>Average rating 6.2

Ffs just sell the rights back to Disney already

t. kino

Japan loves King Kong too, fatfuck

Have you seen how shitty the new american monster movies are?

apes are the greatest animals on this planet, you fucking doofus

Why do so many of you fags respond to RT scores? They literally have no value unless you're a mouthbreathing pleb
IT DOESNT MEAN THE MOVIE IS GOOD, ONLY THAT IT IS NOT ABSOLUTE SHIT TO THE MAJORITY OF "CRITICS"

Seriously, everything not Disney is just garbage

Like what? Only thing that comes to mind is Cloverfield and you barely see the actual monster, most of it is "dude found footage lmao".

maybe it's time for a filter

>Do what I say or you're a follower
Kill yourself tonight.

point is that I didn't see you cucks complain about another Godzilla movie when the new came out, instead you were all drooling over Anno's yellow dick

Exactly. They're all so dull nowadays.

>all

But I only named one. What other modern original monster movies are there?

The CGI was amazing in 2005. Here it looks shit. Also Tom Fiddlestick and Uglier Olivia Wilde are insufferable. Fuck off.

>Sup Forums is a hivemind

cuckold fetish

What would Pauline Kael say?

>93%
>Average rating: 6.7/10

lolwhut?

Kong literally looks like a giant ape from the recent Planet of the Apes remake. Jackson's movie couldn't be topped, he took it seriously. This, based on the trailer is going to be filled with epic quips

Tom Hiddlestone is so overrated.

>79%
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT JUST KEEPS DROPPING!

>he took it seriously.
youtube.com/watch?v=8LFQun4HQj8

Isn't anything over 6/10 considered positive?
If 9/10 reviews are 6/10 or greater then it still has 90% positive reviews

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confirmed for kaijukino

Any bets on how hard this bombs?

>6.7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remember Pan?

RIP

>6.7/10

Hmmmm

>Another fresh review!

>King Kong every bombing

Its going to finish fresh on RT and China will eat this crap up.
It's probably going to break $1b

Please, this is WB not Disney no one movie is going to make a billion

It's not a remake. It's a different story kinda like King Kong Escapes or King Kong Lives.

Quips are vital now. If a movie is too "serious", people will rip it apart.

It can't be slapstick or any Orr kind of humor now. It has to be quips.

It's a new movie reality marvel has made. This is the age of quips

Brie Larson's career is over.

Semantics. It's another movie about the fucking giant gorilla. A boring and dated concept.

No it ain't she's got that Disney money comin'

Tell you this much though, she's never working for that shithole WB again

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>6.7/10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Everyone grew up on Hugh Jackman Wolverine. Got another exception to the rule?

>Average Rating: 6.1/10

JUST
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S
T

Americans love big black monsters.

WE WUZ KONGZ N SHEEIT

Will it beat Godzilla 14?

KONG KINO

>score still dropping

>Kino Kong

Kaijukino senpai

virtue signaling

SHOULDERS WIDER THAN HIPS KINO

Who cares? She doesn't have a manly waist.

>webm

t. faggot

marvel's fridges can't come close to competing with brie's spectacular figure

Tom Hiddleston's acting is awful.

WHy do normies like him again?

It reminds them of the women that walk their streets

2017 is the year of Monkino

Kong and Planet of the Apes out this year

I've never heard someone say they were a fan of tom hiddleston, he's kind of just there

"suave" + RP = tumblr bait

how is it different than godzilla?

he's literally quoting no one.