What is your favourite thing about the UK?
What is your favourite thing about the UK?
it's dying
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Brexit
it's very far away
their motto make me laugh
fpbp
women
They got here before Spain or France
music
I like the way they die
Their language
Tea and BBC documentaries.
music,literature,castle and English garden
nice
Manchester
We are all speaking their language like parasites
Peculiar choice...
>t.Liverpudlian
me desu i am the best thing here
DO IT AGAIN
we have a long history of individualism which has influenced France in recent years
other than that delet this
>Peculiar
just a fan of manchester united
ill go to gloucestershire to visit a friend soon enough, hope its good
Pic related
>dumb smiley user strikes again
Daily reminder India will be a superpower before your country.
>dumb smelly frog strikes again
>let's krouts on your clay
you don't get to post him
how many hours did you shitpost today ? you would be rich if you were paid to
Lets forget about that please. Based Adolphus killed 1/3 of the german population
bored at work desu
Why would I care?
It's not my country that exploited India and kept it down
m-me too
what do you do?
>ethnic groups that won't exist in three decades making fun of others getting killed
Janitor/Receptionist in hotel, i usually work at nite so if you see a butthurted french flag in middle of nite its probably me
Oh yes, I forgot about Germany's spotless human rights record.
This and their medieval history.
We said sorry, Britain didn't
I reallly believe that you are getting your karma now
PAY REPARATIONS NIGEL
Sorry for what? Uniting India and building a huge agricultural economic base?
This
Gott strafe England
They were the best colonial power.
>muh karma
>muh just world hypothesis
Might Makes Right, Kraut :)
yourstory.com
The problem is that you don't have might anymore, yet you act still as smug as ever. This won't really help you once you are out of EU and have to beg India for Trade Agreement
Top gear
Tea to dump into the ocean
Pubs
Gloucestershire is lovely
>a German vehemently defending the EU
Absolute clockwork
>went to warwick uni
>stupidly went to canada for grad school instead of staying in england and going to a better and shorter program
>dropped out of grad school because supervisor was literally abusive
>now not a skilled enough worker to move back to england
kill me
>Warwick
Such a depressing place
It's ugly, but it's a great place to be if you join societies and make friends. Best three years of my life, wish I had stayed in the UK at large but I decided to ruin my life instead
The respect for safety and security.
They craft really spectacular dress shoes and boots (insanely expensive and ironically hardly suitable for the British shitty weather at all though).
And of course I admire the Beatles, Pink Floyd and Radiohead.
Everything else may die right away with the country. Especially its media and monarch.
...
Can someone photoshop a muslim beard and cap on that man ?
It would be more accurate.
On phone can't do it .
tb h, a French Australia could have been great...but only in case of french and european immigration.
Admired them for many things but then found out that they pretty much hate us.
The fact that theres an ocean between us
No we don't, we hate your leaders
music
I believe this every time I read it but then I get proven otherwise 5 minutes later
I hope you're not taking the average shitposter on Sup Forums as the countries opinions
Nah, but it plays a very small part
I'd say the people. Not a fan of your history, of course, but there's something about Brits being passive (for lack of a better word) that just seems admirable. I don't know if it's just a stereotype now, but I'm thinking of "Keep calm and carry on" or your perseverance during wartime like the collective support, sacrifice, and production for the World Wars. Situations like Dunkirk and the London air raids.
The fact that your countries women have the biggest average breast size.
there is nothing wrong with hating germans and germany, no worries
wtf i thought we were friends now
I will never forgive and forget
...
white brits are a minority in their capital
>54%
This just makes us more special. Like a minority ruling class.
Whatever helps you sleep at night bud
Show me how many of your states are 95%+ white and then I'll show you how many of my counties are
dont surrender to your hatred
entertainment
you will become even more special ;^)
>Jizza Cwoarbyn
Fucking lost it at that
kek is this a porno?
Actually, the "hate" here is way more friendly than the one in the real world
Fine, don't let my disdain, my hatred, my grudge and my anger occupy your mind
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Nice
Love British tv.
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BBC
tea
formal communication (a dying practice perhaps?)
that it's a dwindling, dying empire whose global influence grows thinner and thinner as years go by.
Trust the American to like BBC
gladimhere
putitin
10/10
I want Sophie's thighs to slowly and painfully squeeze the life out of my while she casually smiles
Dawid Bowie
>Sup Forums
>mostly just neet shitposts who were based on /his/ memes
>ironic most of the time and also funny in some way
>irl
>get beaten up by chavs when speaking german
>ebin stereotypes
>just read every comment section where our two countries are represented (inb4 bantz. telling someone that he hates you and wants you to off yourself isn't banter imo)
>don't like to talk to us in general (prime example: brits in Berlin like Berlin because it's the least german part)
>youtu.be
>youtu.be
and that's just examples
pornhub.com
Their underclass is probably the worst sub-culture on the entire planet. (Watch from 5:40 on for the surprise ;)
Jesus Christ someone can't take the banter clearly
Either you are trolling or actually hurting and despising people is now banter too
What's the surprise
It's not despising, it's banter
It's mostly some people from southern England who hate Germans. I don't really get it personally
banter is teasing. It's absolutely okay for me to throw some ironic insults in a bar/pub but I think sometimes it goes deeper than that with you.
I mean come on I've heard of you beating up our tourists
Beautiful countryside, comfy buildings, cool history and funny accents.
Such a shame they entered into self-destruct mode.
>beating up our tourists
That doesn't happen and if it does it's not because you're German
It's probably some Paki or nigger in London trying to nick a phone
It is far away.
a few brits on YouTube told me that we are disgusting and that no one likes us.
Quality bantz.